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Old 24th December 2024, 06:41 AM
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It's The Giraffe Boards Holiday Special!
With Giraffe's Special Guests...

Mel Tillis!
Pam Dawber!
Paul Lynde!
Buck Henry!
Sade!
Queen!
Dorothy Hamill!
Cubby O'Brien!
Conan O'Brian!
Rochester!
Linda Ronstadt!
Abe Vigoda!
Larry The Cable Guy!
Linda Lavin!
Jim Henson's Muppets!
The Invisible Scarlet O'Neil!
Tim Conway!
Brian DePalma!
Anne Murray!
Eddie Murphy!
Kate Smith!
Kate Bush!
Alan Sues and His Bells!
Red Sorvine!
Julian Hilliard!
Clifford The Big Red Dog!
Sonny Bono!
Bono!
Bozo The Clown!
Clarabell The Clown!
Dwight Yoakam!
Wendy The Good Little Witch!
Heino!
Svengoolie!
The Grand Duchess Anastasia!
Evanescence!
Bela Lugosi!
And Regis Philbin!
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Old 24th December 2024, 06:54 AM
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An amazing cast! I can hardly wait....
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Old 24th December 2024, 07:06 AM
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I hope there's a surprise appearance by José Feliciano performing Feliz Navidad.
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Old 24th December 2024, 07:11 AM
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Also starring...

Lyle Waggoner!
Alan Ludden!
Porter Waggoner!
Karen Valentine!
Danny Kaye!
The Loch Ness Monster!
The Sons of Katie Elder!
Nigel Bruce!
Maria Montez!
Geri Reichsel!
Every Damn Osmond In Existence!
The New Cristy Minstrels!
Ralph Lauren!
Jackie Gleason!
Tina Louise!
Some Guy We Found!
Kathy Griffin!
Neil Innes!
The Oak Ridge Boys!
Jennifer Hudson!
Gef The Mongoose!
Swing Out Sister!
Mitzi Gaynor!
And The University of Wisconsin Marching Band!
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Old 24th December 2024, 07:20 AM
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I thought Danny Devito was supposed to appear.
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Old 24th December 2024, 07:45 AM
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He canceled.
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Old 24th December 2024, 08:18 AM
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Where are the dancing wombats?
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Old 24th December 2024, 08:47 AM
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He canceled.
Well, I'm not going then!
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Old 24th December 2024, 10:01 AM
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He canceled.
He did not. You just overlooked him.
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Old 24th December 2024, 12:27 PM
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Featuring...

Danny Terrio!
Eartha Kitt!
Robbie Rist!
Conrad Janis!
The Three Suns!
Tom Kenny!
Bobby Burgess!
Mary Wells!
Slim Whitman!
Donald O'Connor!
Ringo Starr!
Daniel Radcliffe!
Tommy Bond!
Steve Canyon!
Porky Pig!
The Limelighters!
Fran Drescher!
Veronica Lake!
Bootsy Collins!
Patton Oswalt!
Bethany Frankel!
Christopher Knight!
Bullwinkle J Moose!
Your Mother's Pubic Tattooing!
Edward Norton!
Mortimer Snerd!
Desi Arnaz!
Tammy Wynette!
George Adamski!
Patricia Routledge!
Jimmy 'JJ' Walker!
A Hermit Crab!
Jonathan Frid!
Mary Ann Jackson!
And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver!
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Old 24th December 2024, 12:29 PM
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He canceled.
He did not. You just overlooked him.
He refuses to share the stage with The Loch Ness Monster ever since the incident...
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Old 24th December 2024, 12:36 PM
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Tiny Tim and Charo couldn't make it? Sad.
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Old 24th December 2024, 12:56 PM
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Tiny Tim and Charo couldn't make it? Sad.
Tiny Tim didn't make it thus reducing the surplus population.
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Old 24th December 2024, 01:17 PM
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Tiny Tim and Charo couldn't make it? Sad.
They were booked. They're doing The Straight Dope Message Board Holiday Special.
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Old 24th December 2024, 02:27 PM
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What a line-up! The only way it could be better is if Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gormé show up.
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Old 24th December 2024, 03:06 PM
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What a line-up! The only way it could be better is if Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gormé show up.
That could probably be arranged but the performance will be rather...stiff. Just a bare bones show as it were.
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Old 24th December 2024, 03:15 PM
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Considering the roster, they could actually inject some "life" into the evening's festivities!
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With...

Steve Lawrence!
Eydie Gorme!
Godzilla!
Edward Everett Horton!
Donna Summer!
Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine!
Martha Plimpton!
Margaret Dumont!
An Inflatable Plastic Duck!
Christopher Lee!
Christopher Lloyd!
Harriet Tubman!
Colin Mochrie!
X Ray Spex!
Sasquatch!
R. Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders!
Vlad The Impaler!
Freddie Bartholomew!
Martin Kratt!
Serena Gomez!
Stevie Nicks!
Keye Luke!
Bob Crosby!
Rudy Ray Moore!
Vincent Price!
Dennis Day!
Gladys Knight!
Jon Provost as Timmy!
And of course, Lassie!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That sure is a lot of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 24th December 2024, 04:59 PM
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That sure is a lot of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amateur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(draws a deep breath)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old 24th December 2024, 05:01 PM
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Old 25th December 2024, 03:08 PM
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And that was The Giraffe Boards Holiday Special!

Good night to you from...

Your Plymouth Dealership!
Taco Bell!
Harry and David!
The Coca-Cola Company!
General Mills!
Proctor and Gamble!
Lucky Cigarettes!
Aqua-Velva!
Geritol!
Cracklin' Oat Bran!
Wendy's!
Lens Crafters!
Mattel Toys!
Cool Whip!
Hot Wheels!
Purina Dog Chow!
EF Hutton!
Underoos!
Hebrew International Franks!
JC Penney!
Parkay Sandwich Spread!
Breyer's Ice Cream!
The Forces of Darkness!
Seven-Up!
Kodak Cameras!
Victoria's Secret!
Neiman-Marcus!
And Associated Baseball!

We thank you!
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Old 25th December 2024, 05:03 PM
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And that was The Giraffe Boards Holiday Special!

Good night to you from...

Your Plymouth Dealership!
Taco Bell!
Harry and David!
The Coca-Cola Company!
General Mills!
Proctor and Gamble!
Lucky Cigarettes!
Aqua-Velva!
Geritol!
Cracklin' Oat Bran!
Wendy's!
Lens Crafters!
Mattel Toys!
Cool Whip!
Hot Wheels!
Purina Dog Chow!
EF Hutton!
Underoos!
Hebrew International Franks!
JC Penney!
Parkay Sandwich Spread!
Breyer's Ice Cream!
The Forces of Darkness!
Seven-Up!
Kodak Cameras!
Victoria's Secret!
Neiman-Marcus!
And Associated Baseball!

We thank you!
This post sponsored by Phil's Punctuation Shop.
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