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Oh, is today Friday the 13th...?
...because it never occurred to me at about 0630 this morning when I backed my brand new car into another vehicle on my way to work.
Son. of. a. BITCH!!!! ![]() Stopping about three cars back from a red light, I was blocking the entrance to a gas station where a woman was trying to get out. So, being the nice guy that I am, and knowing full well that no one was behind me on the road, I threw it reverse real quick and backed up to let her out. WHAM!!! Turns out someone heading the opposite direction as me had turned left, right behind me, to go into the gas station. I never saw him. Backed right into his door. Crap. Eh, shit happens. No one was hurt and that's what insurance is for. |
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It sounded like a train-wreck, too. Oddly enough, this was the exact same spot where a train did wreck about two weeks ago. The road just opened up a few days ago. It sounded worse than it was, however. I have scratches on my bumper, but the poor guy I hit will need a new door and quarter panel. But he was cool about it. Waiting for the cops he started chatting with me about the Bears game last night and the Bulls chances this year. |
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Any news on the neighbor? Any bodies discovered in the house? Or was it just full of trash? Anyway, glad the accident wasn't worse! |
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![]() On the neighbor front: No news on his whereabouts. However, for two days this week there were professional cleaners in the place throwing everything out. They filled up a huge 40-yard dumpster. As the townhouse was his property, and someone made the decision to go in there and clean the place, does that mean he was located? Did the county or city step in and take control? I don't know. Weird. |
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Yeah. Hide the wife and grease the cat's ass.
Fuckin' party time. Fuck M' all big an small! WOOT!!! |
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Put it this way, when my furnace broke earlier this week, I told the repair folks that I needed someone to look at my air conditioning. :o Quote:
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To me and the kids, he's simply known as The Missing Man. We know he drives a white van, so every time the kids see a white van they yell, "there's the missing man's van! There's the missing man's van!!" Do you know how many white vans there are in the greater Chicago-land area? About every third vehicle from what I can tell. ![]() |
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And they're always on the corner. |
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I was going to start a thread That Day's Number yesterday but thought I might be tempting fate. I tell myself, "it's just another day" and try to go about my business but I'm always looking around for something bad to happen. And to be honest, bad things happen on any given day, but when they happen on That Particular Day it gets remembered as The Bad Thing That Happened On That Particular Day.
FTR: I stubbed my big toe as I stepped into the shower yesterday. And I lost three straight rounds* of Texas Hold 'Em to a buddy. But those things could happen any day, right? Right? *my buddy and me (and sometimes more) get together every other Friday after work to play mini-tournaments of Texas Hold 'Em, for $5 per round. I might lose two tourneys in a row, but rarely three straight. |
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Friday the 13th? No worries, that was my settlement day. We just took ownership of a new townhouse. Then we had the fun part of moving. Just finished getting all the odds and ends out of the old place.
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