Today I farted - this means I am OK

[Burpy]

Much happiness.
Today I farted. It was a long, drawn out thing, ending in a crescendo of operatic majesty.

According to my doctor man, this means that I am ok, and I should not be worried no about the sickness I thought I had.

My doctor man and Mrs, Burpy were ever so happy - and frankly - so am I.

I know my name and the history of my family, especially at newly years in timely square, is known around these parts, I am happy to tell you that many burps will still be forthcoming, for I am healthy and this makes me happy.

Yes.

I may now go to the box to burp, for I have promised the Giraffe man never to burp outside the box, or timely square. Yes, I am a man of principles yes, so it must be this way.

[Pencil]

[Burpy]

This is funny yes it is



(Houston, we may have a little problem here)

[running coach]

That's not a fart, It's a nether burp.

[Sunny Daze]

Colonoscopy day?

[Flying Saucerian]

You may be okay but the other people in the room with you definitely aren't.

[Burpy]

Originally Posted by Sunny Daze

Colonoscopy day?

Mister Doctor Business, yes.

[Cochrane]

I am definitely in fine shape. I perform multiple concerts in a day.

[3acres]

Is this the gasiest scene in cinema?

[running coach]

Originally Posted by 3acres

Is this the gasiest scene in cinema?

First and still the best.

[Cochrane]

Fun fact: Blazing Saddles was released exactly 48 years ago today on February 7, 1974.

[3acres]

Originally Posted by Cochrane

Fun fact: Blazing Saddles was released exactly 48 years ago today on February 7, 1974.

Four of us took my car, the "Queen Mary", to see it at the Crestwood Theatre (http://cinematreasures.org/theaters/6693). But I don't think it was on the opening day.

[Burpy]

Originally Posted by 3acres

Four of us took my car, the "Queen Mary", to see it at the Crestwood Theatre (http://cinematreasures.org/theaters/6693). But I don't think it was on the opening day.

I am still fine - thank you for asking.

Mr, did you do frolicking, fart, and fornicate?
Or did you just do frolicking and fornicate?

My wife, back when we were young, did NOT appreciate even a teeny small fart no. It is why I have a very large garden now

[thylacine]

I remember being horrified as a preteen being asked repeatedly by nurses if I had farted following my appendectomy (they also removed a section of bowel which may have added urgency to the question). I lied just to stop them asking and was immediately discharged. Luckily I did start farting within a day or so at home.

They really should have explained why they wanted to know, I have no idea WTF I was thinking.