I'm starting to suspect that you want me to go away.

Can of Pineapples · #1 19th January 2010, 10:09 AM

Needless to say, I'm crushed.

Khampelf · #2 19th January 2010, 10:10 AM

Why the drama?

I suspect, deep down, there's a ham underneath you.

*Giraffe* · #3 19th January 2010, 10:10 AM

You can stay as long as you want. We might even let you out of the Box if you post like a normal can for a while.

HongKongFooey · #4 19th January 2010, 10:12 AM

Wot's a normal can? American?

OAOW · #5 19th January 2010, 10:12 AM

Don't pine. I'm sure we can get along appley together.......

Uthrecht · #6 19th January 2010, 10:13 AM

Yes HKF, rather than a Can o' duh.

HongKongFooey · #7 19th January 2010, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Yes HKF, rather than a Can o' duh.

No bolding. I knew you didn't like me?

:kicks despondently at the dirt:

Uthrecht · #8 19th January 2010, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by HongKongFooey

I knew you didn't like me?

If it makes you feel better, I like everyone else.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jali

"Fuck you" says the mildly warm chick with the tiny tomato paste cans.

Why am I suddenly in the mood for pasta?

Lord Blackmore · #9 19th January 2010, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Can of Pineapples

Needless to say, I'm crushed.

Unless you can suck the chrome off a bumper and are a hot chick with big cans, it might be best if you slid into obscurity.

Not that I'm desperate or anything.

jali · #10 19th January 2010, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by tacoloco

Unless you can suck the chrome off a bumper and are a hot chick with big cans, it might be best if you slid into obscurity.

Not that I'm desperate or anything.

"Fuck you" says the mildly warm chick with the tiny tomato paste cans.

Lord Blackmore · #11 19th January 2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jali

"Fuck you" says the mildly warm chick with the tiny tomato paste cans.

I see you haven't washed the sand out of your vagina yet.

That shit scratches.

Oh and calm down, I was making a joke.

Chacoguy · #12 19th January 2010, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Can of Pineapples

Excuse me, but this thread is supposed to be about me!

No Shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khampelf

If the ham underneath you is Miss Jean Louise, will you stay?

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!

issed:

Can of Pineapples · #13 19th January 2010, 10:28 AM

Excuse me, but this thread is supposed to be about me!

Piña Colada, anyone? Anyone? No roofies this time, I promise.

Khampelf · #14 19th January 2010, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Can of Pineapples

Excuse me, but this thread is supposed to be about me!

If the ham underneath you is Miss Jean Louise, will you stay?

Can of Pineapples · #15 19th January 2010, 10:41 AM

Yes, I will.

Roofie?

*Veb* · #16 19th January 2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Can of Pineapples

Roofie?

You're on the dole but can afford drugs. Real nice.

Uthrecht · #17 19th January 2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TVeblen

You're on the dole but can afford drugs. Real nice.

J'Accuse!

*Veb* · #18 19th January 2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Uthrecht

J'Accuse!

Gee, ya think?!

To the best of my recollection, that's my first pun ever and it's been a REALLY lousy day so I just don't CARE. Harumph.

Uthrecht · #19 19th January 2010, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TVeblen

Gee, ya think?!

To the best of my recollection, that's my first pun ever and it's been a REALLY lousy day so I just don't CARE. Harumph.

Yep, I just needed the excuse to jump ya.

Woohoo!

The Futility of Nihilism · #20 19th January 2010, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TVeblen

To the best of my recollection, that's my first pun ever ...

You should get Khamping achievement badge for that.

DogMom · #21 19th January 2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TVeblen

You're on the dole but can afford drugs. Real nice.

Oh, well done!

Uthrecht · #22 19th January 2010, 02:31 PM

Well, I'd like you better if you stopped trying to push roofies on me.

Can of Pineapples · #23 19th January 2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Well, I'd like you better if you stopped trying to push roofies on me.

Weed, then?

In 32 minutes, it will be 4:20 somewhere. Also, as long as numbers are making us giggle, this is my 69th post. 4:20. 69. Giggle.

My favorite collection of Edward Abbey essays is "One Life at a Time, Please." How about you?

Khampelf · #24 19th January 2010, 02:37 PM

Roofies for Raffers! Roofies for Raffers!

Roo · #25 19th January 2010, 02:48 PM

Wow, I miss one day, and I'm already missing what y'all are talking about. Why are people swearing at each other?

Cano'fruit, what did you do to get yourself Boxed?

Can of Pineapples · #26 19th January 2010, 02:53 PM

I do not know. I was boxed, and then I wasn't, and then I was boxed again. The first time: I knew, because the mod with the owl said I was (I do admit a small amount of obnoxiousness posting on my part, but really--you should forgive me, considering the relief one feels when one is not posting at the SDMB where I have not been posting for eleven sad years). I did not post then because I was not bored, or I was but I was busy. I don't remember. The second time: I don't know, because I just was and it said "no reason was specified" and "never."

Also ETA...

I just read some other posts and it appears that Chacoguy is quite withholding of his affections. Nonetheless, we shall soon be the best of friends.

BJMoose · #27 20th January 2010, 06:42 AM

Gee. I hate to kick someone in the can when he's down, but:

*Giraffe* · #28 20th January 2010, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Can of Pineapples

The second time: I don't know, because I just was and it said "no reason was specified" and "never."

I didn't do it, but I'm guessing it's because you're believed to be a joke sock account, what with the snarkpit name and poor early posting record. If you're not actually a joke sock and want to be a regular poster, we'll let you out of the Box, but you have to promise not to be a total retard.

wring · #29 20th January 2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

but you have to promise not to be a total retard.

Did any one else have to promise that?

Khampelf · #30 20th January 2010, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by wring

Did any one else have to promise that?

Some answers are immediately evident.

The Futility of Nihilism · #31 20th January 2010, 07:10 AM

CoP, I neither want you to stay nor to go away. You're going to have to make your own good impression if you want people to want you to stay. But understand that a neutral position is not the same as wanting you to go away.

PS: You have one of the best avatars on the whole board.

*Veb* · #32 20th January 2010, 07:24 AM

Anybody else notice Chaco huddling in the Game Room? Poor sumbitch looked hunted and I don't think it was from the Mafia players either.

Uthrecht · #33 20th January 2010, 09:04 AM

I did.

Roo · #34 20th January 2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Uthrecht

I did.

Box! Box! Box!

Binarydrone · #35 20th January 2010, 09:11 AM

If you ask me this board could use a few more total retards. Where is our rock in the box guy (burning your dog)? Why can't we seem to find a good moon landing denier? AND WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET AGENT MAN WITH A SPECIAL KEYBOARD THAT WILL ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS? We seriously need a retard outreach program around here.!

Jeff · #36 20th January 2010, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Binarydrone

If you ask me this board could use a few more total retards. Where is our rock in the box guy (burning your dog)? Why can't we seem to find a good moon landing denier? AND WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET AGENT MAN WITH A SPECIAL KEYBOARD THAT WILL ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS? We seriously need a retard outreach program around here.!

Have you not met our entire administration and moderator teams?

Borborygmi · #37 20th January 2010, 09:28 AM

Speaking as a total retard, this is yet another example of where it pays to be an early subscriber. It's always good to be grandfathered in before they go changing all the rules.

*Giraffe* · #38 20th January 2010, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Borborygmi

Speaking as a total retard, this is yet another example of where it pays to be an early subscriber. It's always good to be grandfathered in before they go changing all the rules.

Heck, Can of Pineapples wouldn't even be Boxed right now if you hadn't snuck that non-compete clause into your contract.

wring · #39 20th January 2010, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Borborygmi

Speaking as a total retard, this is yet another example of where it pays to be an early subscriber. It's always good to be grandfathered in before they go changing all the rules.

_{pssst - Can o also signed up in March 2009}

Borborygmi · #40 20th January 2010, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wring

_{pssst - Can o also signed up in March 2009}

_d'oh!

Uthrecht · #41 20th January 2010, 09:44 AM

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY BOXED ME! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

THIS SHALL NOT STAND! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER!

LurkMeister · #42 20th January 2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Uthrecht

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY BOXED ME! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

THIS SHALL NOT STAND! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER!

You forgot to call him GUTTER SCUM FLITH!!!

Zeener Diode · #43 20th January 2010, 10:14 AM

[Pimply-faced kid] Sir? You'll have to sit down. [/PFK]

Uthrecht · #44 20th January 2010, 11:50 AM

Oh baby, you know what I like.

Can of Pineapples · #45 20th January 2010, 03:23 PM

I do have a nice avatar.

Chacoguy · #46 20th January 2010, 03:41 PM

TVeblen noticed me, Sweet!

::Blushes::

Can of Pineapples · #47 20th January 2010, 03:47 PM

I though that Hayduke Lives! sucked, by the way. You?