Unwelcoming

[BrickaBracka]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

I don't know why people who would like to "fit in" to a community have to follow some rigid rules of engagement.

Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner.

Either you've got Asperger's, or you've never left your house. The "rules of engagement" aren't rigid, they're quite flexible, and not rules...more like smooth sailing guidelines. Ignoring their presence entirely says a lot about you.

Good luck.

[Bouncy Beth]

Guidelines that everyone seems content on reminding me of as if there is only one way to fit in. I'm not ignoring their presence. I'm ignoring their premise. I prefer to jump in with a splash.

[Khampelf]

Unwelcoming? Us? Fuck you.

[Khampelf]

I entered the board with a week long slew of puns and a minor meltdown, so you're fine in comparison. Only one way to fit in? Nah, plus why would you want to fit in with this motley crew? I prefer standing out.

[Bouncy Beth]

As do I

[BrickaBracka]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

Guidelines that everyone seems content on reminding me of as if there is only one way to fit in. I'm not ignoring their presence. I'm ignoring their premise. I prefer to jump in with a splash.

Teenage penises ahoy!

[Khampelf]

Now there's a topic I've had a handle on!

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by BrickaBracka

Teenage penises ahoy!

Oh sick!

It was a serious issue.

[Khampelf]

Which we addressed in our own inimitable fashion. A combination of good advice, incredulousness, and hilarity.

[Bouncy Beth]

I had three days of follow up calls and messages from that, including "It doesn't hurt when I pee any more!" To which I replied, "YAY!" Hahaha

[Khampelf]

It's good had enough trust in you to feel safe asking for skin advice. You told him about lotions and lube, I hope.

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

It's good had enough trust in you to feel safe asking for skin advice. You told him about lotions and lube, I hope.

No actually I didn't. I'm not really up on what guys should use while jacking off. I just know they shouldn't use shoe polish Hahaha!

If he talks to me about it again, I will let him know.

[Khampelf]

Just like teh buttsex, lubrication is the name of the game.