Really, lady, you dialed wrong

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Originally Posted by Steerpike

We have a phone number one digit from the local fish and chip shop, so every Friday and Saturday night without fail we get phone orders for half a dozen battered oysters, two mussel fritters and a scoop of chips. One night I am going to yield to temptation and take their orders

That sort of thing gets bad enough for some people that they find taking the orders is faster than convincing the caller they have the wrong number.