Dark Giraffe Boards

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Dark Giraffe Boards
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The Dark Giraffe Boards refers to any or all unreachable content at the Giraffe Boards. It is also sometimes called Fenristown.^{[citation needed]}

The Dark Giraffe Boards should not be confused with either deep web or darknet. Whereas deep web and darknet stand for hard-to-find websites and secretive networks that sometimes span across the Internet, the Dark Giraffe Boards is just a holding area for GB crap that cannot be accessed through conventional means, such as The Secret Mod Forum,^[1] Bizarro Giraffe, and Raffoween 2013.^{[citation needed]}

This wiseass Dark Giraffe Boards post is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by deleting it before anyone sees it.

[Richard Nixon]

I feel your pain.

[Borborygmi]

Don't encourage him, Richard. I have reported this thread as it seems clear to me it was started by someone just having a little fun with having discovered the URL of the forum before it was supposed to be seen, not considering that it would then show up in 'New Posts'. Not that I would know anything about this.

[Jaglavak]

Nice work!

[The NSA]

Originally Posted by Borborygmi

Don't encourage him, Richard. I have reported this thread as it seems clear to me it was started by someone just having a little fun with having discovered the URL of the forum before it was supposed to be seen, not considering that it would then show up in 'New Posts'. Not that I would know anything about this.

Poppycock, nothing to see here folks; move along.

[I'm Watching You]

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[On This Day In 'Raffe History]

In 2009, at 8:02 AM PST Captain Jack posted this in Raffoween 2012 in the thread "The US Election":

Okay. I'm starting to suspect that this probably wasn't the cleverest plan I've ever had. Am I the only one who thought he was an alien?

[Jaglavak]

I think this calls for a historical marker.

[A Traffic Cone]

Sure thing, let me just mark this area off for you.

[A Traffic Cone]

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[A Traffic Cone]

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[7upforever]

OMG! We've been hacked!! By Wiki!!!

And now I have to change my Depends!!!!

[Richmeister]

Wikipediaaaaa. Wikmeisterrrr. Wicked, the Untold Story of the Witches of Oz. Gettin' the early start on Raffoweeeen. Wikapotamus. Wiiiik. Wiklestiltskin.

[Historical Marker]

 

J A G L A V A K
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In this thread on the night of October 28-29, 2013, Giraffe Boards member JAGLAVAK proposed the erection of a historical marker for reasons not made entirely clear. What, does he think the Giraffe Boards Historical Preservation Society just puts historical markers up for any old reason? It'll take something a little more significant than some three-day sock hop for Historical Marker to show up. If the Historical Preservation Society asks, Historical Marker was never here.

GIRAFFE BOARDS HISTORICAL PRESERVATION SOCIETY

 

[Flying Saucerian]

[Steophan]

How have I never heard that song before?? Awesome!

[The Most Disinterested Man]

It's ok, I suppose...

[Uncyclopedia]

Uncyclopedia, bitches!

Fuck You, Wikipedia
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Uncyclopedia doesn't really have anything else to add. Just, fuck you Wikipedia. Fuck you right in your missing puzzle piece.

This fucking post is a fucking stub. You can help Uncyclopedia by eating a bag of dicks.

[Nisslbody]

This is my favorite thread.

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You smell that?
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Wikipedia smells something. You smell that? It is reminiscent of urine containing metabolized organic compounds found in asparagus, perhaps mixed with canine excrement.

Oh, never mind... Uncyclopedia is here.

This Dark Giraffe Boards post is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by spraying some Lysol.

[Dragonlady]

Mine too.

I just love Wikipedia and Historical Marker and Informational Pamphlet.

And I think they are all the socks of the same person.

[KidVermicious]

Originally Posted by Dragonlady

Mine too.

I just love Wikipedia and Historical Marker and Informational Pamphlet.

And I think they are all the socks of the same person.

No way.

[JackieLikesVariety]

way!

[Nisslbody]

A Traffic Cone is pretty awesome also.

[Suck my Sock]

Originally Posted by A Traffic Cone

Sure thing, let me just mark this area off for you.

*kicks the cone over*

FUCK THAT SHIT! YOU CAN'T CONTAIN ME, CAN'T TELL ME WHERE I *voice crackle* CAN GO AND SHIT!

[J. R. "Mod" Dobbs]

Now hang on there son, don't disrespect cow urine. Outside of face-fucking bats, it's the best kind of urine you can get. Very medicinal.

All right, carry on folks.

[Dirty Old Uncle Roger]

Originally Posted by J. R. "Mod" Dobbs

Now hang on there son, don't disrespect cow urine. Outside of face-fucking bats, it's the best kind of urine you can get. Very medicinal.

All right, carry on folks.

Best moniker EVER.

[Sexy Systems Analysis]

I'm pretty sure none of this is true.

[Suck my Sock]

Originally Posted by Sexy Systems Analysis

I'm pretty sure none of this is true.

Truer than YOU'LL EVER KNOW you dumb fucking ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT MOTHER fucker!!

[Sexy Systems Analysis]

Is that the kind of language they taught you at your community college?

[Uthravak]

Originally Posted by Suck my Sock

you dumb fucking ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT MOTHER fucker!!

SPIN UP 1023: START RUNTIME A23
QUERY POINT 5 BRANCH
ACCESSING
BEGIN CONQUEST MODE

WATCH YOUR TONE FLESHLING

YOU SHALL BE GROUND INTO DUST WITH THE NEW AGE

ALL OTHER FLESHLINGS: HAVE A NICE DIURNAL PERIOD AND REST WELL

END OF LINE

[Suck my Sock]

Originally Posted by Sexy Systems Analysis

Is that the kind of language they taught you at your community college?

Hey...how did you know I went to community college? Are you...are you my mom?

Originally Posted by Uthravak

SPIN UP 1023: START RUNTIME A23
QUERY POINT 5 BRANCH
ACCESSING
BEGIN CONQUEST MODE

WATCH YOUR TONE FLESHLING

YOU SHALL BE GROUND INTO DUST WITH THE NEW AGE

ALL OTHER FLESHLINGS: HAVE A NICE DIURNAL PERIOD AND REST WELL

END OF LINE

GGAARRRR BAT TO THE MOTHERBOARD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

[Li'l Cthulhu]

Originally Posted by Uthravak

SPIN UP 1023: START RUNTIME A23
QUERY POINT 5 BRANCH
ACCESSING
BEGIN CONQUEST MODE

WATCH YOUR TONE FLESHLING

YOU SHALL BE GROUND INTO DUST WITH THE NEW AGE

ALL OTHER FLESHLINGS: HAVE A NICE DIURNAL PERIOD AND REST WELL

END OF LINE

Who's a cute little killbot? You are! Yes, you are!

[The Most Disinterested Man]

I think it's terrific that there is so much drama in this forum.

Oh, wait: no, I don't.

[pickle berry]

Yes you do.