First World Problems

[Jaglavak]

Give me a keyword or two and I'll bullshit one up for you.

[Nisslbody]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Give me a keyword or two and I'll bullshit one up for you.

"You are a Service Learning project coordinator..."

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by Pons Nisslbody

This is just an essay for a scholarship application.

Right.

You are a Service Learning project coordinator who is helping a group of gardeners learn how to grow the baddest green death in the galaxy. Students will select from various proven cultivars such as Northern Lights, Sour Diesel, Wheelchair, and Caveman. Your role includes directing and assisting the students with research, coordinating field trips to learn from other successful grow operations, and helping students source the required equipment and supplies. As part of your oversight you will review the cultivation plans submitted by the students to ensure compliance with current best practices and procedures. At the conclusion of the project you will test each student's product for appearance, taste and efficacy, and provide written feedback on all aspects of their effort. This testing may be performed in a hot tub, couch, or hammock as appropriate and will include consumption of at least an ounce per student to ensure a thorough review. The goal is to enable students to maintain a major and continuous buzz throughout their daily life. This project will benefit the community through the improved attitude and mood of the students, and by extension the entire population of the area.

[Nisslbody]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Right.

You are a Service Learning project coordinator who is helping a group of gardeners learn how to grow the baddest green death in the galaxy. Students will select from various proven cultivars such as Northern Lights, Sour Diesel, Wheelchair, and Caveman. Your role includes directing and assisting the students with research, coordinating field trips to learn from other successful grow operations, and helping students source the required equipment and supplies. As part of your oversight you will review the cultivation plans submitted by the students to ensure compliance with current best practices and procedures. At the conclusion of the project you will test each student's product for appearance, taste and efficacy, and provide written feedback on all aspects of their effort. This testing may be performed in a hot tub, couch, or hammock as appropriate and will include consumption of at least an ounce per student to ensure a thorough review. The goal is to enable students to maintain a major and continuous buzz throughout their daily life. This project will benefit the community through the improved attitude and mood of the students, and by extension the entire population of the area.

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