Does Quasi (Me) Have A Sock Puppet?

[Captain Jack]

Originally Posted by Cаptаіn Jаck

Oy, you aren't the real Captain Jack.

At least, I don't think you are ... I mean, if I'm here then -- wait a sec lemme

URP

lemme check here ... :: feels self :: Nope, I'm definitely here.

So you can't be. Nothing personal, mate, it's just you aren't me and I'm not you and so we can't both be each other so I'm the actual real Captain Jack. See? Easy. Now hand me that rum.

Oh, believe me, I'm real.

And you can have the rum, if you pass over that bottle of hypervodka.

[Inspector Moderator]

Alright, alright, enough monkey business. There are far too many socks in one thread and we can't have that. Now those of you without Charter Member privileges are hereby ordered to remove yourselves from this thread, and preferably from this board. I shall return in a fortnight to see these orders a followed through to the letter.

[The Most Disinterested Man]

Your situation bores me.

I don't usually post in boring threads, but when I do, I prefer to add a little flourish by passing gas. Pull my finger, my friend.

[the Q]

I do so enjoy watching you mortals fall over yourselves.

Originally Posted by Sulu

Oh, my!

You look familiar. Have we met?

[Likes to Fight Guy]

We haven't, but allow me to introduce you to my two friends.

[Captain Jack]

Originally Posted by the Q

I do so enjoy watching you mortals fall over yourselves.

Hey, watch who you call a mortal.

[Li'l Cthulhu]

Originally Posted by the Q

I do so enjoy watching you mortals fall over yourselves.

It's so cute when beings like you pretend mortality doesn't apply to them.

BUT YOU CAN DIE

Tee hee hee!

[Hobo with a spatula]

I think I'm the oldest sock here. I ain't that secret anymore.

[Hobo with a cheerio]

Originally Posted by Hobo with a spatula

I think I'm the oldest sock here. I ain't that secret anymore.

I salute you.

Cheerio!

[Furry Assed Hobo]

Fuck you fuckin' fucks get off my fuckin' corner ya fucks! FUCK! Gimme a buck for a forty fucker or I cut ya FUCK ya! FUCK!

[SmartAleq]

Man, this is like the worst Macy's parade EVAR.

[dirty hippie]

yer harshin my buzz man

[Empty Suit]

Stop! Stop this at once!

There can be no further posting in this thread by any sock until someone files a Form THX1138 along with the /H rider for allowing hobos.

[Furry Assed Hobo]

Fuck ya, ya fuckin' empty rag fuck and gimme a buck or I'll piss on yer fuckin' empty shoes motherfuck! Fuckin' hobos go where they fuckin' want motherfucker! FUCK! And where's that limey fuck who talks like he's got a mouthful of fuckin' dog shit? Fuck him, I don't completely hate that fucker cuz he gimme some beer this one time fucker. FUCK!

[Richard Nixon]

What the hell is going on here? Do you god damned bums think this is some sort of hobosexual bar? Well it isn't! Get the hell out of here right now.

Dammit! Kissinger get your ass in here and get rid of these fucking hobos this instant!

[Racially Insensitive Tortoise]

Has anyone else noticed that most of these socks are white males? Just sayin'.

[cartman]

Yeah, white people rule. Heh.

Originally Posted by dirty hippie

yer harshin my buzz man

Goddammit, I told you goddam hippies to get the fuck outta here!

[Furry Assed Hobo]

I ain't fuckin' white ya fuck, I'm grayish brown with scaly patches so gimme a buck you fuckin' fuck or I'll fuck ya up I will! FUCK! Anna forty! Fucker!

[Hobo with a spatula]

Originally Posted by Furry Assed Hobo

Fuck ya, ya fuckin' empty rag fuck and gimme a buck or I'll piss on yer fuckin' empty shoes motherfuck! Fuckin' hobos go where they fuckin' want motherfucker! FUCK! And where's that limey fuck who talks like he's got a mouthful of fuckin' dog shit? Fuck him, I don't completely hate that fucker cuz he gimme some beer this one time fucker. FUCK!

Indeed. Freedom of movement is one of the primary benefits of the hobo lifestyle.

[Homer with a Donut]

Originally Posted by Hobo with a cheerio

I salute you.

Cheerio!

Wouldn't you rather have a frosting covered cheerio?

[Hobo with a spatula]

Originally Posted by Homer with a Donut

Wouldn't you rather have a frosting covered cheerio?

If I can't fry it in a dented hubcap and turn it with a spatula, I ain't much interested. Stir fried cheerios, anyone? We could wok that dog over there.

[Hobo with a spatula]

So what did we decide? Does Quasi have a sock or not?

Maybe he is a sock. Hmmmmmmmm

[Hobo with a spatula]

Darmund. I bet it's Darmund.