February Festivities (now with 3½% more sunlight!)

[Scuba Ben]

Originally Posted by Solfy

We have a safety initiative at work that has "365" in the title. Therefore we have declared Monday to be "Danger Day." Since it's day 366, we don't have to be safe. Plans include standing on roller chairs, running with scissors, getting in and out of vehicles with a single point of contact, and not using the hand rails in stairways.

Be sure to play Weird Al's album Running With Scissors -- loudly and without ear protection, natch -- and to eat things that fell on the floor.

If you want to get really dangerous, and we're talking Darking Duck levels here, say "no" to managers.