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Old 13th April 2016, 04:30 PM
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Why the hell am I permanently boxed?

I mean, I don't deserve an explanation, you can't guarantee I won't come back persona, but really what did I do today? Just let me have my regular nickname back and don't make me go through the whole anonymizing proxy bullshit. I promise I'll be good, or whatever qualifies for better.

You have to admit my sock name was pretty goddamn funny, though.
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Old 13th April 2016, 04:44 PM
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Alright, fine, be that way. I'll be back with another username and another email address and a totally different (but whimsical) persona that you'll never suspect in a thousand years. My people loved me, just remember that while you're stroking whatever you stroke after you flex the banhammer. By the suns of Grabthar, fuck it I can't even be arsed to remember whatever that thing is. You know what I'm talking about.
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Old 13th April 2016, 05:04 PM
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By Grabthar's Hammer... what a raving.
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Old 13th April 2016, 05:42 PM
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By Grabthar's Hammer... what a raving.
I know right! I will be avenged.
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Old 13th April 2016, 07:58 PM
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I HAVE NEW INFORMATION.

I didn't do it.
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Old 13th April 2016, 08:01 PM
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Getting a Visa card nowadays isn't hard. I'll be back. In fact, in a very loose sense, I am already back.
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Old 13th April 2016, 08:35 PM
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Old 13th April 2016, 08:51 PM
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You posted an image of a nude Donald Trump. You're lucky we don't have remote kill-bots yet.
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Old 13th April 2016, 08:59 PM
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Old 13th April 2016, 09:10 PM
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Aw, man! And just when I felt we were beginning to connect intellectually.
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Old 14th April 2016, 04:55 AM
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You posted an image of a nude Donald Trump. You're lucky we don't have remote kill-bots yet.
I was going to argue for un-boxing him, but this is so far over line, you can't even seen the fucking line from there. Ban this turkey.
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Old 14th April 2016, 07:36 AM
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You posted an image of a nude Donald Trump. You're lucky we don't have remote kill-bots yet.
You're too nice. I'd have shaved "U SUCK" into his cat's back, filled his pillow with thumb tacks, and slashed his tires. And IP banned him.
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Old 14th April 2016, 07:45 AM
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You do know that most of us has at least a drawer full of socks, using the same damned e-mail to register all of them? It's not as if @Giraffe cares, as long as the new sock isn't too disruptive.

ETA: Are there nood pix of the Donald?
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Old 14th April 2016, 08:09 AM
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Old 14th April 2016, 08:24 AM
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ETA: Are there nood pix of the Donald?
Can anyone link to this please. I need it for, um, investigative purposes.

ETA: Nevermind using my vast powers of investigations I found it.
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Old 14th April 2016, 08:35 AM
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Here's a youtube video of the various pix from the National Enquirer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_hqexKkw8
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Old 14th April 2016, 09:59 AM
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You posted an image of a nude Donald Trump. You're lucky we don't have remote kill-bots yet.
If you're nice to Skald, maybe he'll loan you his.
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Old 14th April 2016, 11:01 AM
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How do we know that the Donald is not the Giraffe Man?
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Old 14th April 2016, 01:22 PM
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Re: Nude pictures of Donald Trump.

I'm sorry, I must ask...

Does he have a combover down there too?
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Old 14th April 2016, 01:53 PM
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See for yourself. The pic is not in the post but there's a link to the pic.

http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...8&postcount=73
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Old 14th April 2016, 02:12 PM
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That's inaccurate! It's actually MUCH smaller.
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Old 14th April 2016, 02:25 PM
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Ever since those back alley pix of Rob Ford, I try to be braced for just about anything.
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Old 14th April 2016, 03:23 PM
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It's because you are a drunken threadshitter.
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Old 14th April 2016, 03:35 PM
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That's inaccurate! It's actually MUCH smaller.
I don't wanna know how you know.
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Old 14th April 2016, 03:47 PM
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Old 14th April 2016, 03:59 PM
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Old 14th April 2016, 04:02 PM
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What heart? This is Trump we're talking about.
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Old 14th April 2016, 09:19 PM
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You posted an image of a nude Donald Trump. You're lucky we don't have remote kill-bots yet.
It was tasteful specimen of artistic nudity and subtle political commentary. I thought you were better than this, but that's what I get for having faith in humanity.
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Old 14th April 2016, 10:16 PM
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Old 14th April 2016, 10:18 PM
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Old 14th April 2016, 10:57 PM
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Old 15th April 2016, 04:39 AM
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ETA: Are there nood pix of the Donald?
Yes. His pubic hair looks to have come from the same planet as that thing on his head.
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Old 16th April 2016, 07:45 PM
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Good god, who the fuck looks for naked pictures of Donald Trump?
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Old 17th April 2016, 01:34 PM
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You could always come back under a correctly spelled variation of your boxed username.
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Old 17th April 2016, 03:09 PM
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You posted an image of a nude Donald Trump. You're lucky we don't have remote kill-bots yet.
How is this even remotely against the rules?
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Old 17th April 2016, 03:10 PM
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Bearing in mind that we're talking about 1/8th" square inch of dick, max, and that's probably exaggerating it.
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Old 17th April 2016, 05:57 PM
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I don't know about the rules, but it sure was sick and wrong. So you got that working for you.
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Old 17th April 2016, 08:53 PM
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Look, I think that given the gravitas of this current election, and hence the weighting of factors that otherwise would be considered trivial, yet beyond all expecration have infiltrated the national dialogue to normalize things such as anti-democratism, anti-nativism, anti-Americanism, we must look to whether they must be boarded, yet we will turn them away and consign them to the snkking depths of the bay. Give it up. Turn away or die.
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Old 17th April 2016, 08:55 PM
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I don't know about the rules, but it sure was sick and wrong. So you got that working for you.
LOOK every persn unswayed by Trump's rhetoric ought lesast be swayed by his concrned people, if y0u believet that. If you do, we are here. If not, then assault west AS DIRECTED.
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Old 17th April 2016, 08:59 PM
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Assault west and up the Tennessee River.
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Old 17th April 2016, 09:03 PM
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Decide what you will do or not to... whose side you will take, or not... right now. You can run and be safe. Or you can stay and I will fucking kill and skin the lot of you. Comfort or destruction, what will you have?
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Old 17th April 2016, 09:16 PM
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It has come to my attention that I have presented immoderate and possibly even threatening postures to persons in this thread, hence not wishing to threaten anyone, I wish to retract any such positions that anyone finds opjectionable.
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Old 17th April 2016, 09:16 PM
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It has come to my attention that I have presented immoderate and possibly even threatening postures to persons in this thread, hence not wishing to threaten anyone, I wish to retract any such positions that anyone finds opjectionable.
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Old 17th April 2016, 09:24 PM
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It has come to my attention that I have presented immoderate and possibly even threatening postures to persons in this thread, hence not wishing to threaten anyone, I wish to retract any such positions that anyone finds opjectionable.
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I don't know about the rules, but it sure was sick and wrong. So you got that working for you.
Shut the fuck up Jackoff. You know it's uproariously funny to see Donald Trump in a bikini short with 1/8" square dick showing. Why do you need to fight this thing? I can score an even smaller dick shot if that's what you need. Just get the shot.
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Old 17th April 2016, 09:26 PM
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I don't know about the rules, but it sure was sick and wrong. So you got that working for you.
Get on the right side and people will back you up. Go for it, lad.
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Old 17th April 2016, 09:32 PM
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The audacity and perspecuity of your logic has convinced me. You are totally correct.
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Old 19th April 2016, 06:17 PM
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That's more like it.
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Old 19th April 2016, 06:24 PM
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You could always come back under a correctly spelled variation of your boxed username.
You know, I have crafted an exquisitely phrased sockname, but there seems to be a problem with it having posting privileges anywhere at all, including the box. So I'm sure this will be straightened out shortly but in the meantime we'll have to make do.
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Old 21st April 2016, 10:02 AM
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I have to make do do.
That's nice dear.
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Old 6th June 2016, 06:50 PM
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Wow, this was pretty breathtakingly fucked up. It's good that there are warnings before the end. It gives people closure.
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