Bored because the SDMB is down? Feel free to make a sock!

[Giraffe]

FYI to newbies and lurkers, sock accounts are totally allowed and welcome here so if you're bored, feel free to make one and dork around while you wait for the SDMB to come back.

For example, I'm actually Ed Zotti. I started this board and account as a joke that got way out of hand, so now I just go with it.

[Giraffe]

Well now it's back, goddamn it. This thread sure is timely.

[Burpy]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

FYI to newbies and lurkers, sock accounts are totally allowed and welcome here so if you're bored, feel free to make one and dork around while you wait for the SDMB to come back.

For example, I'm actually Ed Zotti. I started this board and account as a joke that got way out of hand, so now I just go with it.

Actually, I am Ed Zotti. And so is my wife.

[What Exit?]

I'm Spartacus

[SmartAleq]

No, you're Farticus!

[Giraffe]

Spartacus farted a lot too, you know.

[What Exit?]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Spartacus farted a lot too, you know.

Well it was a high bean diet and poorly fermented wines.

[Inner Stickler]

*bang bang*
Sparty, you've been in the latrine for 45 minutes young man! You better not be fomenting any rebellions!"

[Flying Saucerian]

Actually, Ed Zotti was Spartacus.

[BJMoose]

Dammit, Giraffe. Next time you sabotage the Dope, do it right!

[Zeener Diode]

Wait... so we're not making socks?

And I had such a great crop, already to go...

[Chacoguy]

Please consider unboxing Hitler.

Honestly check his posting history he;s pretty chill.,

[running coach]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

Please consider unboxing Hitler.

Honestly check his posting history he;s pretty chill.,

It's a twap!!!

[Chacoguy]

Honestly, it's a one off sock that says " Your're worse than me." It's like a shortcut to Goodwinise a thread. If need be, I'll make the password public.

Please? C'mon, Burpy exists.



you used to br cool.

[JackieLikesVariety]

is that what it says?

[BJMoose]

If you want to Godwinize a thread, make a sock named Godwin.

[imthjckaz]

Board is down again.

Back to hibernation.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

I'm glad it wasn't me. I thought maybe I'd gotten banned again. I'm quite controversial.

[Pixel]

I confess. I ate the hamster.

[KRS-One]

I had to buck it down with my nine millimeter.

[Cochrane]

I keep telling them, get capybaras to run around in the wheels. Sure they cost more to feed, but they're more robust than hamsters. They'll save money in the long run.

[Inner Stickler]

As long as you're here, Pixel, you mind explaining the plot of The Cat who Walked Through Walls, because it made very little sense to me when I read it.

[Pixel]

Originally Posted by Inner Stickler

As long as you're here, Pixel, you mind explaining the plot of The Cat who Walked Through Walls, because it made very little sense to me when I read it.

Plot? What's a "plot"? I'm a cat. My only job in that book was to continually appear from nowhere and look cute. Anything else isn't my department. You'll have to ask Colin and Gwen about anything else.

[Inner Stickler]

Fair point.

[What Exit?]

Originally Posted by Pixel

Plot? What's a "plot"? I'm a cat. My only job in that book was to continually appear from nowhere and look cute. Anything else isn't my department. You'll have to ask Colin and Gwen about anything else.

Gwen will always be Hazel to me.

[dawgbutler]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Wait... so we're not making socks?

And I had such a great crop, already to go...

I have mismatched socks, y'all

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

H
you used to br cool.

He was? When?

[Guinastasia]

I could use some new socks. Nice, warm fuzzy ones.

[Pixel]

Originally Posted by Kat

He was? When?

About 5 minutes before he posted. I'm a kitten. I'm cute. He's not. He's trying desperately to get you all to <squee>. All I have to do is link to my picture.*

*That isn't really my picture. I'm sorta grey, and not really that cute. My eyes are not actually blue. If they were, I'd be fucking deaf. I still eat ficken hamsters in the Durp squirrel cages.</end reality check>

It can get much worse than anything I've done... Until now! Yes, that mouse is still alive. Sucks to be it.

Helpful hint. Don't get eaten by a cat. We aren't very nice about it.

Yum.

[Flying Saucerian]

You do know about Christmas in Switzerland, right?

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

You do know about Christmas in Switzerland, right?

No, please tell us about it.

[BJMoose]

It involves a lotta Swiss-type folks yodeling French carols.