102-The Last Durp to Snarksville - Page 7

Someone · #**301** 19th June 2018, 08:29 AM

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Pathetic. Bricker keeps a nice little bookmark folder of his meaningless "i was wrongs" and you happily play along. But I'm the dipshit. Lol.

not a mod polite suggestion.
Take it to the pit please.

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But I am not the first one to tell you that your chasing after undertanding and common ground with dumbass trolls is kinda overboard.

Did you just call him a troll? Common ground with dumbass trolls part makes it appear that you did. You're on a roll MNOT.

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I wouldn't spend much time on him. If we don't align with his thinking exactly, we're idiots.

I'm not a mod but you should take your libelous spander to the pit. Thank you.

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Someone · #**302** 19th June 2018, 08:44 AM

I am note a mod but this thread is for snarking on the Dope. Please take your sock detection to the pit. Thank you.

Someone · #**303** 19th June 2018, 08:50 AM

I'm snarking on your DrDumbthness. DrDumbth.

Someone · #**304** 19th June 2018, 09:01 AM

Well, I am not pleased - you're breaking Pencil's heart taking potshots in here. She will undoubtedly call for your boxing soon and rightly so.

Someone · #**305** 19th June 2018, 09:03 AM

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I am note a mod but this thread is for snarking on the Dope. Please take your sock detection to the pit. Thank you.

I really think you're getting the presentation thing down. Now, you're ready to sock up and go ask the derp if eating yourself is considered cannibalism.

Someone · #**306** 19th June 2018, 09:06 AM

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I am note a mod but this thread is for snarking on the Dope. Please take your sock detection to the pit. Thank you.

I really think you're getting the presentation thing down. Now, you're ready to sock up and go ask the derp if eating yourself is considered cannibalism.

Thank you. Being on the Dope all these years, I never had the opportunity to learn animated smiley but I am getting the hang of it. It's similar to French in many ways.

Someone · #**307** 19th June 2018, 09:23 AM

Will the DrDumbths please go take your DrDumbthing to your own DrDumbth thread.

Someone · #**308** 19th June 2018, 09:26 AM

Now I'm no longer sure you're joking. I am CarnalK.

Someone · #**309** 19th June 2018, 09:27 AM

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Relationship SOS, cheating wife alert.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=857071

Larry B wins thread in post 6.
Just out of curiosity, why did you pick a message board full of aging dorks to tell your tale of woe?

A "D" word.

Posted by me last night. Try to keep up and not sully the thread with repeats.

Someone · #**310** 19th June 2018, 09:44 AM

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Let's box makesnotice and ScarletNonny. They seem to only post to take pot shots at posters here, instead of snarking about things there.

So what? We talk shit about them, they smack talk us back, we heap contempt upon their lame efforts. I'm not seeing a problem.

Someone · #**311** 19th June 2018, 09:55 AM

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not a mod polite suggestion.
Take it to the pit please.

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I'm not a mod but you should take your libelous spander to the pit. Thank you.

Another DrDumbth sock detected.

No, that would be me.

Someone · #**312** 19th June 2018, 10:16 AM

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Someone · #**313** 19th June 2018, 10:34 AM

Shaggy has a story* that tops all of yours. Again.

* lie

Someone · #**314** 19th June 2018, 11:17 AM

Sure Shaggy, I believe you.

But never lie to me again.

Someone · #**315** 19th June 2018, 12:43 PM

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Shaggy has a story* that tops all of yours. Again.

* lie

I don't know whats dumber. That two idiots would go out in a freezing cold river in a boat, or that they would walk in freezing cold water for hours. It's hard to believe either, but stupid shit like that does happen.

As a young lad we all started off down the river ...

Someone · #**316** 19th June 2018, 12:47 PM

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Shaggy has a story* that tops all of yours. Again.

* lie

I hope everything they say isn't a lie. I liked that dude's story about knocking on a wall on X-mas eve and having his future wife answer, inviting him over to share the last of her gin. Then he married her and she wouldn't sleep with him. He was a mod wasn't he?

Someone · #**317** 19th June 2018, 02:16 PM

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His first identity here was Brian. He's had several since, and you can always tell his new ones, because he posts the same highly recognizable way. He usually winds up being permaboxed or banned after a few weeks. He's D'Anconia at the Durp, so I call him D'Bwian when snarking on his Durp posts. He's had at least one other sock at the Durp, but must have been using a proxy for it, because the D'Bwian one didn't get banned when the other one was.

He seems mystified at how transparently obvious he is.

Good GOD I AM AN IDIOT!!! I honestly had no fucking idea. I am so ashamed. I should just go away somewhere where I can't stupid shit up.

I'm still confused over the big reveal here, so I'm the bigger idiot. Are we saying whoever's behind the D'Bwian id and his various others is Satan? I remember when whoever it was was posting here with the screen name Brian but I never knew who he was on the dope. Explain in small words plz. I r dum

Someone · #**318** 19th June 2018, 02:31 PM

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Good GOD I AM AN IDIOT!!! I honestly had no fucking idea. I am so ashamed. I should just go away somewhere where I can't stupid shit up.

I'm still confused over the big reveal here, so I'm the bigger idiot. Are we saying whoever's behind the D'Bwian id and his various others is Satan? I remember when whoever it was was posting here with the screen name Brian but I never knew who he was on the dope. Explain in small words plz. I r dum

He died in an industrial accident involving a forklift, a large rubber band, and a crate of Imodium AD accidentally shipped to a Dole packing plant in North Dakota.

He was crushed.

CRUSHED! I tells ye.

Crushed like a can of pineapples...

Someone · #**319** 19th June 2018, 02:35 PM

I loved those old threads "Handy tries phone sex," "Joe Cool Asks a Gay Guy to Dinner," and the "The Whores on Blimps" saga by Q.E.D. and Zenster.

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Someone · #**320** 19th June 2018, 02:36 PM

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I'm still confused over the big reveal here, so I'm the bigger idiot. Are we saying whoever's behind the D'Bwian id and his various others is Satan? I remember when whoever it was was posting here with the screen name Brian but I never knew who he was on the dope. Explain in small words plz. I r dum

I don't think the Durp's Satan has any connection to our Brian. He was gone long before my time, and before Brian showed up here, and had a very different posting "voice". I think it's probably just a coincidence that Satan happened to be called Bwian at the time that MakesNotice is remembering. As I said, before my time, so I'm just guessing about the Satan connection.

Someone · #**321** 19th June 2018, 02:39 PM

D'Anconia should definitely fuck off regardless.

Someone · #**322** 19th June 2018, 03:59 PM

Somehow I got Satan=Brian=Bwian=D'Anconia.

Keep in mind I am truly an idiot so that's probably all kinds of fucked up wrong.

Someone · #**323** 19th June 2018, 04:29 PM

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Now I'm no longer sure you're joking. I am CarnalK.

We'll see.

Someone · #**324** 19th June 2018, 04:48 PM

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Sure Shaggy, I believe you.

It's true, I remember seeing a news story about it. Shagnasty had just left an impromptu hog calling lesson taught by a couple of locals when his friend broke his leg so badly that the bone was exposed.

Someone · #**325** 19th June 2018, 05:19 PM

Tim R Mortiss is a turd blossom. This post is why the Dope needs the Pit. His ancestors got in. Everyone else can just suck it.

Someone · #**326** 19th June 2018, 05:24 PM

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Tim R Mortiss is a turd blossom. This post is why we need the Pit. His ancestors got in. Everyone else can just suck it.

The link is taking me straight to..... a different page.

Someone · #**327** 19th June 2018, 05:25 PM

You have made me laugh. I'll just fix that, shall I?

Someone · #**328** 19th June 2018, 05:27 PM

Does anyone know why terenti has a sig of, "Marriage is EVIL!

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Someone · #**329** 19th June 2018, 05:42 PM

Oh Jennshark is a professor. No wonder she can afford her multitudes of BMWs.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...43&postcount=6

Someone · #**330** 19th June 2018, 05:44 PM

Is anyone else tired of the phrase "own it"?

Someone · #**331** 19th June 2018, 05:45 PM

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You have made me laugh. I'll just fix that, shall I?

Glad to be of service

Someone · #**332** 19th June 2018, 05:56 PM

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Oh Jennshark is a professor. No wonder she can afford her multitudes of BMWs.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...43&postcount=6

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Spectacular looking 90 pound blonde detectives in American police procedural are uninteresting and unmemorable.

Someone · #**333** 19th June 2018, 06:19 PM

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Sure Shaggy, I believe you.

It's true, I remember seeing a news story about it. Shagnasty had just left an impromptu hog calling lesson taught by a couple of locals when his friend broke his leg so badly that the bone was exposed.

Thankfully, Shags will tell you he's a top-notch lawyer so he was on call when the friend wanted to suuuuu-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Someone · #**334** 19th June 2018, 06:21 PM

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Tim R Mortiss is a turd blossom. This post is why we need the Pit. His ancestors got in. Everyone else can just suck it.

The link is taking me straight to..... a different page.

What was the... different page, for us nosy parkers who can't log in?

Someone · #**335** 19th June 2018, 06:25 PM

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The link is taking me straight to..... a different page.

What was the... different page, for us nosy parkers who can't log in?

The page to report the post.

Someone · #**336** 19th June 2018, 06:25 PM

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The link is taking me straight to..... a different page.

What was the... different page, for us nosy parkers who can't log in?

I don't get the dramatic elipses but it was to the report post page instead of the post. The report button is right next to the post number so it's an easy mis-click.

Someone · #**337** 19th June 2018, 06:25 PM

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The link is taking me straight to..... a different page.

What was the... different page, for us nosy parkers who can't log in?

Report post window

Someone · #**338** 19th June 2018, 07:07 PM

Anti-snark: Face Intentionally Left Blank was in the hospital for nine days, then a rehab facility for two weeks and was sent home early because his insurance ran out. Now he's stuck in a chair and can't get up. Poor bastard. I hope he takes everyone's advice and calls 911 so the EMTs can help him up.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=857129

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I've been sick, and after about 9 days in the hospital and 2 weeks in a rehabilitation facility undergoing therapy, late this morning I was sent home. Not because I was ready, but because my insurance was done, and they weren't paying any more.

acey pops in with some "helpful" advice in post #10.

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There are rehab centers dedicated to helping people transition from hospital care and back home.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...6&postcount=10

No

That's where the OP said that he's just come home from.

Someone · #**339** 19th June 2018, 07:07 PM

Buddha_david thinks pedophilia is hi-larious!

The rules are so knotted up over there that I don't know what to do. If I say something in the thread, I'll get noted. I could report him, but that seems overkill for a comment that is simply distasteful.* I'd pit him, but I wouldn't be able to explain why I was using the nuclear option - that would be complaining about moderation.

* frankly, this whole "just report everything" thing they have going on lately is quite infantilizing.

Someone · #**340** 19th June 2018, 07:19 PM

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Is anyone else tired of the phrase "own it"?

It's just you. Own it.

Someone · #**341** 19th June 2018, 07:28 PM

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Buddha_david thinks pedophilia is hi-larious!

The rules are so knotted up over there that I don't know what to do. If I say something in the thread, I'll get noted. I could report him, but that seems overkill for a comment that is simply distasteful.* I'd pit him, but I wouldn't be able to explain why I was using the nuclear option - that would be complaining about moderation.

* frankly, this whole "just report everything" thing they have going on lately is quite infantilizing.

Well why you were here playing Hamlet, SmartAleq had the guts to say something. I think you're both overreacting.

Someone · #**342** 19th June 2018, 07:30 PM

You're overreacting. Own it.

Someone · #**343** 19th June 2018, 07:36 PM

Nope, that was gross. The juxtaposition with the Subway motto made it worse and it just came up like a fucking turd in a punchbowl. That shit AIN'T FUCKIN' FUNNY. Anyone who thinks it's super edgelord funneh is allowed to whistle and fondle themselves over it, and likewise someone who finds it juvenile and distasteful is allowed to express their opinion too. Boundaries are healthy in social situations.

Someone · #**344** 19th June 2018, 07:38 PM

Leo Bloom:

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Yep, I'm both a paying member and Bipolar and name your pick of other mood disorders. Wanna compare number of suicide attempts?

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...8&postcount=90

I did not know that.

Someone · #**345** 19th June 2018, 07:57 PM

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Yep, I'm both a paying member and Bipolar and name your pick of other mood disorders. Wanna compare number of suicide attempts?

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...8&postcount=90

I did not know that.

I understood that. He can write clearly if he wants to.

Someone · #**346** 19th June 2018, 08:14 PM

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Oh Jennshark is a professor. No wonder she can afford her multitudes of BMWs.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...43&postcount=6

For a professor, her reading comprehension isn't the best. Her post was basically the opposite of what the OP was asking.

Someone · #**347** 19th June 2018, 08:23 PM

Welp, here's the girl equivalent to those virtue-signalling guys who fall all over themselves insisting they just love women who have [trait typically considered unattractive].

The OP of the "Handsomest TV Dads" thread

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Helping keep the threads all nice and balanced!

I say there's no finer dad on TV than Howard Wolowitz.

She doubles down in post 16.

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I am legitimately astonished that anyone would consider Wolowitz/Simon Helberg the opposite of attractive. I call that male perfection.

I mean, if she digs him, cool. To each her own. But to be "legitimately astonished" that others would feel otherwise about a character that is styled to be unattractive and played by a guy who is pretty average even by non-Hollywood standards...she's being deliberately obtuse to a truly obnoxious degree.

Nice crappy bonus remark too. Way to miss the point, Dungy.

Someone · #**348** 19th June 2018, 09:24 PM

She's playing some double reverse 3D chess or something by following octopus' suggestion.

Someone · #**349** 19th June 2018, 09:25 PM

Nm I misread

Someone · #**350** 19th June 2018, 09:51 PM

Rookie blunder! You're supposed to go off on a huge rant about what you thought you read anyway.