Emoji Charades

[The Futility of Nihilism]

This is just a fun @Rebo-style game.

The rules are:

1. Post a common saying or idea with only emoji and punctuation.
   1. Giraffe Board Smilies are allowed.
   2. GB Emoji Codes are allowed, if you can figure them out.
   3. For regular character-based emoji, please wrap them in a size 7 tag.
   4. Tip for Windows users: Hit [Windows Key]+[Period] to bring up the Pick-an-Emoji window.
2. Guess what previous posts are.
3. If your post can't be guessed, it's probably terrible. Be prepared for mockery.
4. If your post is too easily guessed, it's probably terrible. Be prepared for mockery.

Here's the first one in character-based emoji.
🎁🕴️🐟,🍴🌅🌇
🏫🕴️🎣,🍴🧬⌚

[3acres]

Here's my guess

???

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

???

[fucktard loser]

Box a fishy guy, eat the day
Educate a guy trolling, eat the biological clock

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by 3acres

Here's my guess

???

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

???

that's what it has to be, I think, but the gene emoji is throwing me.

cool game, FON!

[3acres]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

that's what it has to be, I think

Then I'll post this and see if I need to be mocked.

❤💰🌱😈

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by fucktard loser

Box a fishy guy, eat the day
Educate a guy trolling, eat the biological clock

Originally Posted by 3acres

Then I'll post this and see if I need to be mocked.

❤💰🌱😈

The love of money is the root of all evil, but it took me a bit to figure out, so no mockery.

[3acres]

That's right

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by 3acres

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

Yes 100%! WoooooOOooOo! 🥇

Originally Posted by fucktard loser

Box a fishy guy, eat the day
Educate a guy trolling, eat the biological clock

That is so very very wrong. I should mock you for it, but it is also the funniest damn thing I've read in ages. Seriously, this put a smile on my face all day.

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

... the gene emoji is throwing me.

Gene == DNA == Life! MOCK MOCK MOCK

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by C2H5OH

The love of money is the root of all evil, but it took me a bit to figure out, so no mockery.

Good one!

[The Futility of Nihilism]

OK how about this one:

🍕>🍞, ☠️>🥷,🥧>🍰,──🔫>💡⚔️

[JackieLikesVariety]

for some reason I feel so mocked

[3acres]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

OK how about this one:

🍕>🍞, ☠️>🥷,🥧>🍰,──🔫>💡⚔️

Pizza beats bread, pirates beat ninjas, pie beats cake, water guns beat lightsabers?

I'm very uncertain about the water guns/lightsabers part.

[fucktard loser]

Wow! How wrong can some people be? That was obviously Bread eats Pizza, Ninja eats Pirate, Cake eats Pie, and Lightsabers eat Phasers.

[Detroit Hoser]

Originally Posted by 3acres

Pizza beats bread, pirates beat ninjas, pie beats cake, water guns beat lightsabers?

I'm very uncertain about the water guns/lightsabers part.

Yeah, unless you're made of cotton candy or Final Net, that squirt gun is NOT going to beat a light saber.

[Detroit Hoser]

🐑 a + b = c, 🐑 a + b = c

[Rock]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

OK how about this one:

🍕>🍞, ☠️>🥷,🥧>🍰,──🔫>💡⚔️

TLDR: pizza beats lightsabers

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Weedy Crocker

🐑 a + b = c, 🐑 a + b = c

well, now my head hurts.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

OK how about this one:

🍞>🍕, ☠️>🥷,🥧>🍰,──🔫>💡⚔️

FTFY

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Cyber Rock

TLDR: pizza beats lightsabers

Meh close enough.

Originally Posted by Weedy Crocker

🐑 a + b = c, 🐑 a + b = c

Nope, not a clue, sorry. Er, I mean, Too hard! MOCK MOCK MOCK

[The Futility of Nihilism]

🤘👻🖼️🎦

Additional clue:

⭐ing Tim 🥘 as 🩺🌭

[JackieLikesVariety]

Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I had to look at the clue. nice Curry emoji!

[3acres]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I had to look at the clue. nice Curry emoji!

Holy moly! I kept looking at it but I had no idea what it was. Impressive!

[Pure]

🪡 ⏰ 🏦 🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡

[Detroit Hoser]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Nope, not a clue, sorry. Er, I mean, Too hard! MOCK MOCK MOCK

Well, I guess you win some, you lose some. I'll do better next time.

[Pure]

Originally Posted by Weedy Crocker

Well, I guess you win some, you lose some. I'll do better next time.

Lol,

Ewe win sum, ewe lose sum

[3acres]

Originally Posted by Weedy Crocker

Well, I guess you win some, you lose some. I'll do better next time.

That's brilliant! I couldn't figure it out but it's awesome.

[Detroit Hoser]

That's it, that's all I've got. I done shot my wad.

[Detroit Hoser]

Originally Posted by Pure

🪡 ⏰ 🏦 🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡

This comes up on the web as "box alarm building box box box box box box box box box," so unless it's about a lot of boxes I'll be looking at this one on my phone. [I hate that things render differently or not at all, depending entirely on the platform.]

[Pure]

Originally Posted by Weedy Crocker

This comes up on the web as "box alarm building box box box box box box box box box," so unless it's about a lot of boxes I'll be looking at this one on my phone. [I hate that things render differently or not at all, depending entirely on the platform.]

Bummer

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Pure

🪡 ⏰ 🏦 🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡

A stitch in time saves nine, but I'm not sure what the bank is doing

[Pure]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

A stitch in time saves nine, but I'm not sure what the bank is doing

The bank is the “saves”.

Good guess!

[Detroit Hoser]

Note: This one is for the remedial posters...


🔔 🎁🃏

What I keep forgetting to get @Borborygmi for Christmas every year.

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Weedy Crocker

🔔 🎁🃏

Being able to see all the emoji in the post in which I got a shout-out is the greatest 🎁 of all!

[I'm getting lots of boxes in many posts, too; I'm sure I'd see most or all of them if I was still using my old work computer instead of my cheap old home computer.]

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I had to look at the clue. nice Curry emoji!

You win the rocknroll and horror portion of the internet.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Weedy Crocker

This comes up on the web as "box alarm building box box box box box box box box box," so unless it's about a lot of boxes I'll be looking at this one on my phone. [I hate that things render differently or not at all, depending entirely on the platform.]

⏰🏦 ? That’s obviously “a box in time saves you from nine more boxings” Very appropriate for this ✉️🛹.

[Pure]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

⏰🏦 ? That’s obviously “a box in time saves you from nine more boxings” Very appropriate for this ✉️🛹.

You cracked the secret code. You’re safe from boxings until the new year.

Unless I change my mind.

[Rebo]

🤔

[The Futility of Nihilism]

I think I’ll box some campers?

[fucktard loser]

They think I’m camping but I’m homeless.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

I think I’ll box some campers?

[The Futility of Nihilism]

OK, time for song titles!
🌎🔚👧👧
– 🐶😺🏪👦👦

[Random Precision]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

OK, time for song titles!
🌎🔚👧👧
– 🐶😺🏪👦👦

West End Girls by Pet Shop Boys

[Detroit Hoser]

Oh my gosh, that was good!

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Rebo

🤔

what's the answer @Rebo? think we give up!

FoN that was really good!

[Rebo]

Think outside the box!

[Detroit Hoser]

Yeah, Jackie, then maybe you'll figure out the answer.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Rebo

Think outside the box!

I guess you think that's a hint.


ETA: oh, THAT'S the answer!

very good, Rebo!

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Weedy Crocker

Yeah, Jackie, then maybe you'll figure out the answer.

[Detroit Hoser]

**smooch**

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Thanks, everyone!

Originally Posted by Rebo

Think outside the box!

Ooh, that's legit good. This is for you: 🏅