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[elmwood]

Originally Posted by Radical Edward

What are you, like, 5? Seriously.

You must have me confused with someone else. I'm not obsessed with your posts, I merely did a search on your username. I haven't called you every name in the book, and I haven't accused you of beating your wife. I'm also not a gamer.

You've made the types of accusations that is impossible to defend yourself from. Also, you ARE obsessed with my posts, if you;'re trying to hard to prove that I'm a certain kind of person, using a very limited sample size. Guess you're a hypocrite, too. PROVE YOU'RE NOT.

You replied to my last post a minute or two after I last edited it, too. Subscribed to this thread? Following my actions through looking at my profile or viewing the "Currently Active Users" page? Cyberstalker. PROVE YOU'RE NOT.

Douchie douchie douchie douchie!

[Radical Edward]

Originally Posted by elmwood

You've made the types of accusations that is impossible to defend yourself from. Also, you ARE obsessed with my posts, if you;'re trying to hard to prove that I'm a certain kind of person, using a very limited sample size. Guess you're a hypocrite, too. PROVE YOU'RE NOT.


Douchie douchie douchie douchie!

I'm not trying hard to prove anything. I posted one link. I asserted that you are a douche. That's my input, pretty much. Fuck you, peace out.

[elmwood]

Originally Posted by Radical Edward

I'm not trying hard to prove anything. I posted one link. I asserted that you are a douche. That's my input, pretty much. Fuck you, peace out.

Doesn't sound so peaceful to me, cyberstalking hypocrite.

Limited sample size, Eddie. Limited sample size. What's good for the goose ...

[HoHoHo]

Dear Santa

Please make it stop.

Virginia

Failing that, I think we've just found our next "dramatic readings" script, kiddies.

[Veb]

Originally Posted by HoHoHo

....I think we've just found our next "dramatic readings" script, kiddies.

Read the enthralling, "Douchie, douchie, douchie, douchie" refrain in portentous William Shatner style. "Douchie....DOUchie...douchie..............dou....chie"

The raw power of language, folks. Use it wisely.

[Zombies!]

I think that this one needs to be a pair of monologues, read by alternating readers. Everyone takes a line of their chosen rant and records it with as much passion, as much drama as they can.

It will be... Magnificent!

[HoHoHo]

Originally Posted by Zombies!

I think that this one needs to be a pair of monologues, read by alternating readers. Everyone takes a line of their chosen rant and records it with as much passion, as much drama as they can.

It will be... Magnificent!

I think you should randomly record dramatic readings of batshit insane threads from other messageboards, too. You could rival SA's Weekend Web.