Could you pee in someone's butt?

[RedRosesForMe]

If you had the appropriate appendage, of course. I understand it is difficult but not impossible to urinate with an erection, so it could work, right? Am I missing any details?


_{Oh God, now I'll probably get links to Bathtub Girl-like horrors.}

[Mbossa]

To be honest, I've never actually tried. But I reckon I could do it if I drank plenty of water beforehand and was offered the right incentive.

$10 should do it.

[mlerose]

No. Though I suspect a funnel would be useful for either sort of plumbing.

[Victor Frankenstein]

I don't see why peeing in someones butt wouldn't work, except the hard part of finding a willing subject or someone who wouldn't kill you afterward.

And of course the last butt you'd want to pee in is the person who asks you pee in their butt.

"Hi. Will you pee in my butt?"

"Hi. No."

[SoylentPopTart]

Exceedingly difficult to urinate with an erection. I'd imagine it's pretty difficult to get a softie into someone's butt.

I think it would be a challenge.

[Lungfish]

I have urinated while my "appropriate appendage" was erect and as such peed all over the bathroom except into the bowl. (A man gotta do what a man gotta do. I needed to go, so I went.) If I didn't go to the bathroom when I did I would have peed into my partners' body. * infinity.

[Islander]

Excuse me, but why would you WANT to?

(Yes, I'm naive).

[kayaker]

I could pee on someone's butt. Is that good for anything?

Oh, and what Islander axed.

[Lungfish]

Isn't peeing on a jellyfish sting when someone has been stung supposed to reduce the pain or is that an Old Wives Tale?

[Mbossa]

Originally Posted by Islander

Excuse me, but why would you WANT to?

(Yes, I'm naive).

Well, you'd gain the respect of the nonnies in the snackpit. And who doesn't want that?

[wring]

Originally Posted by kayaker

I could pee on someone's butt. Is that good for anything?

Oh, and what Islander axed.

I'm sorry but your user name and the thread title just put an image into my head that I have to get out, so I thought if I posted it and shared the love as it were, it might help.

[Zeener Diode]

This thread is totally gross. Which is why I'm here.

Yes, it is possible to pee with an erection. (Aiming into the toilet bowl is another matter: it's best to do outside in the bushes or in a bathtub.)

As for peeing in the butt: urine is mostly made of water and ammonia. I can't feature having ones sensitive anus saturated with it would feel pleasurable, but as they say, different strokes and all. But from a health standpoint, it couldn't hurt either partners (unless you rupture the anal cavity lining--- not good!).

[Uthrecht]

I think Mythbusters needs to start an HBO offshoot to investigate claims like this.

[wring]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

I think Mythbusters needs to start an HBO offshoot to investigate claims like this.

Sorry, but if it turned out to be Jaimie or Adam doing the deed, it'd be

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

I think Mythbusters needs to start an HBO offshoot to investigate claims like this.

Within a educational realm, they could do it on their show.

Problem would be assigning roles to their stooges colleagues.

[Islander]

I'm still not sure how peeing in my butt is different from giving me an enema.

I think I'll leave now. I want to make some of Salambo's treats.

[Zeener Diode]

I suppose it could help remove an obstruction...

[wring]

One other thing - is this related to that guy?

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by wring

One other thing - is this related to that guy?

Hot Journalism Guy? It could be the scoop of a lifetime for him.

[Taur]

Sweet. I'll sign the Mybusters petition.

There's a singular circumstance that I'd welcome urine up my butt. Some time ago there was a family from the UK whose boat sank at sea, which they abandoned for their life raft for over 100 days. I recall the mom being a nurse, who knew to rig up urine enemas to mitigate their dehydration.





I've looked through my book lists but can't see it--possibly their last name was something like Donal or O'Donohue.

[Zeener Diode]

So urine up the pooper isn't as astringent as I thought?

I've heard of yogis who drink their urine, but it's all traveling in the same direction.

[wring]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Hot Journalism Guy? It could be the scoop of a lifetime for him.

That's who I was thinking of. Just seemed to be an odd question to come up with (sotospeak) out of the blue.

[Zeener Diode]

Maybe HJG was stung by a jellyfish.

In, um, a place the sun doesn't shine.

[Inner Stickler]

Originally Posted by Board Taurus

Sweet. I'll sign the Mybusters petition.

There's a singular circumstance that I'd welcome urine up my butt. Some time ago there was a family from the UK whose boat sank at sea, which they abandoned for their life raft for over 100 days. I recall the mom being a nurse, who knew to rig up urine enemas to mitigate their dehydration.





I've looked through my book lists but can't see it--possibly their last name was something like Donal or O'Donohue.

I've heard that too. It's horrible advice. Urine is the waste from your body. It has nothing your body wants. Pouring salty water into your anal cavity is going to make you dehydrate faster through the magic of osmosis. Unless the nurse was able to distill the urine and collect only the water, there is no reason to give anyone enemas.

[Lungfish]

There are places you can go to where you pay to have urine enemas. According to those who offer this service they claim it is good for you.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Lungfish

There are places you can go to where you pay to have urine enemas.

There are places you can pay to get peed on, too.

According to those who offer this service they claim it is good for you.

What I want to know is: where is their source? And who regulates it?

[si_blakely]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

So urine up the pooper isn't as astringent as I thought?

A fairly common surgical procedure (in the third world) for women with a vesicovaginal fistula (from the vagina to the bladder) is to have the ureters rerouted into the rectum, thus providing a single orifice for voiding, but at least providing a large measure of urinary continence.

Si

[Clayton_e]

Originally Posted by Inner Stickler

I've heard that too. It's horrible advice. Urine is the waste from your body. It has nothing your body wants. Pouring salty water into your anal cavity is going to make you dehydrate faster through the magic of osmosis. Unless the nurse was able to distill the urine and collect only the water, there is no reason to give anyone enemas.

I have no idea about the enemas, but I've heard stories of people trapped without water for many days and the ones that drank their urine survived while the others did not. Its not the best, but it does have water in it (and, I'm no expert, I'd assume its quite a bit less salty than sea water).


And the jellyfish thing, old wive's tale.

[Taur]

Found it : Survive the Savage Sea, by Dougal Robertson (1973)... and which I am confusing with Maurice Bailey's account of his shipwreck.

Second, I'm definitely wrong, Sticks--she used the fouled rainwater for enemas. My baaad.

[Victor Frankenstein]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

I think Mythbusters needs to start an HBO offshoot to investigate claims like this.

I humbly volunteer to pee in Kari's butt.

.... for science.

[takowasakun]

Originally Posted by SoylentPopTart

Exceedingly difficult to urinate with an erection. I'd imagine it's pretty difficult to get a softie into someone's butt.

I think it would be a challenge.

1. Erect wang-dang-doodle.
2. Insert aforementioned doodle into a butt.
3. Think about your grandmother.
4. ???
5. Pee and profit!

[RedRosesForMe]

Oh you guys are awesome! Just when I thought my night couldn't get any funnier, what with talk of women manipulating their husband's sexual ardor by kneading dough with their buttocks and Jesus lactating all over the place*, you guys come through.

*Not making this up- Holy Feast and Holy Fast: The Religious Significance of Food to Medieval Women by Caroline Bynum. Hysterical! And people wonder why I want to be a medievalist.

[Victor Frankenstein]

Originally Posted by RedRosesForMe

..what with talk of women manipulating their husband's sexual ardor by kneading dough with their buttocks and Jesus lactating all over the place....

I didn't know you were down at my neighbourhood pub?

You should have called me.

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by RedRosesForMe

kneading dough with their buttocks

I think I need to start a new JTF thread.


... although, coupled with the OP, does this relate to sourdough?

[RedRosesForMe]

Oh, and as for why I was thinking about urinating in someone's anus (though it could partly be blamed on this book, there's lots of talk of both profane and miraculous effluvia) it was something an old boyfriend used to joke about.

The same boyfriend who once surreptitiously peed on my leg while we were taking a shower together. <-- There ya go, guys, have fun with that one while I'm writing my paper.

[Xploder]

Oh christ I have to answer

Yes...it ID possible...do you do it just because or what?
truthfully...as a dom...I do it as seems appropriate.

[Xploder]

ONLY WHEN SHE WANTS ME TOO.

[HoHoHo]

I once peed on a friend of mine for calling me a bitch. I suspect I'd have no problem peeing in someone's ass once I solved figured out the logistics.

[mlerose]

FUNNEL.

[Mbossa]

That's kinda cheating.

I mean, it probably wouldn't be allowed in an Olympic buttpeeing event.

[HoHoHo]

Originally Posted by mlerose

FUNNEL.

Catheter.

[RedRosesForMe]

Yeah. I understand funnels and enemas could get urine into the anus, I just wondered about the act of urinating directly into someone's ass.

[Chacoguy]

Originally Posted by RedRosesForMe

Yeah. I understand funnels and enemas could get urine into the anus, I just wondered about the act of urinating directly into someone's ass.

But why? Inquiring minds want to know.

[The Superhero]

Over 40 replies to "Can you pee in someone's butt?" and no end in sight.

I sure do love this board.

[RedRosesForMe]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

But why? Inquiring minds want to know.

I dunno, I'm just curious like that. To reference the Durp, why did someone inquire about pan-fried semen that led mangeorge to not only fry his, but microwave it IIRC?

It was mangeorge, not mangetout, right? I always got them mixed up.

[john ingram]

I just wanted to chime and point out that the use of condoms in this situation would significantly hinder your success rate.

That is all.

[Chacoguy]

Originally Posted by The Superhero

Over 40 replies to "Can you pee in someone's butt?" and no end in sight.

I sure do love this board.

Go check in on seodoa's rectum.

[Mbossa]

Originally Posted by john ingram

I just wanted to chime and point out that the use of condoms in this situation would significantly hinder your success rate.

That is all.

You're clearly not peeing hard enough.

[john ingram]

Originally Posted by Mbossa

You're clearly not peeing hard enough.

Clearly not.

[RedRosesForMe]

I'm just waiting for someone to turn off safe search and find us a video of this happening.