Things I should know about this message board

Thrustin · #1 3rd July 2010, 06:47 AM

What are some of the known knowns, as they might pertain to this internet forum? Who's mean? Who's gullible? Who's dumb? Who trolls a lot? What mods are cool? Which ones should I look out for? What subjects seem to come up again and again? Are there any inside jokes, or "callbacks"? What'll get me banned? What is the main thrust of this forum? Why should I be interested in this internet forum?

About me:

I am Thrustin.

Zombies! · #2 3rd July 2010, 07:10 AM

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What are some of the known knowns, as they might pertain to this internet forum? Who's mean?

Your mom

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Who's gullible?

Your mom

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Who's dumb?

Your mom

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Who trolls a lot?

Your mom

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What mods are cool?

Wenz and Rebo

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Which ones should I look out for?

Fenris

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What subjects seem to come up again and again?

Your mom

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Are there any inside jokes, or "callbacks"?

Your mom

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What'll get me banned?

Your mom

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What is the main thrust of this forum?

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Why should I be interested in this internet forum?

About me:

I am Thrustin.

Thrustin · #3 3rd July 2010, 07:13 AM

Title: You're gonna love my nuts
Location: Durp durp durp

We've got a live one here folks...a real cut up.

Zombies! · #4 3rd July 2010, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrustin

Title: You're gonna love my nuts
Location: Durp durp durp

We've got a live one here folks...a real cut up.

Thrustin · #5 3rd July 2010, 07:28 AM

This isn't one of those cryptic message boards where I have to guess what people mean with their vague posts, is it?

Parthenokinesis · #6 3rd July 2010, 07:35 AM

Thurssy, if you skump the fencepost, clarity enbrightens your visiage.

Thrustin · #7 3rd July 2010, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Parthenokinesis

Thurssy, if you skump the fencepost, clarity enbrightens your visiage.

Insightful post is insightful.

not!

Zombies! · #8 3rd July 2010, 07:48 AM

So '90s. That's hot...

NOT![/Wayne]

wring · #9 3rd July 2010, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrustin

We've got a live one here folks...a real cut up.

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

This whooshed you?

Dragonlady · #10 3rd July 2010, 07:54 AM

Well, you seem to be holding your own, and that's really the whole point of this place.

*hajario* · #11 3rd July 2010, 08:03 AM

Welcome to the Raffe, Thrustin.

It's nearly impossible to get banned here. Other than spambots, we've banned exactly one user in a year and a half and he asked to be banned. We do have the Box. People who misbehave enough get their posting privileges restricted temporarily so that they can only post there. That's pretty difficult to do too.

Just jump on in and have fun.

Parthenokinesis · #12 3rd July 2010, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by hajario

Welcome to the Raffe, Thrustin.

It's nearly impossible to get banned here. Other than spambots, we've banned exactly one user in a year and a half and he asked to be banned. We do have the Box. People who misbehave enough get their posting privileges restricted temporarily so that they can only post there. That's pretty difficult to do too.

Just jump on in and have fun.

Just because you're an admin doesn't mean you're the Shell answer man. That's no fun.

Haja smells of week old cheese, do-da-do-da

Pencil · #13 3rd July 2010, 08:13 AM

The main purpose of this place is to play silly buggers.

We do get serious at times and debate can be heated, but mostly, it's silly buggers.

Dragonlady · #14 3rd July 2010, 08:14 AM

And poking sticks at the staff is cheerfully tolerated.

And encouraged by the rank and file.
Some are ranker than others....

Dragonlady · #15 3rd July 2010, 08:15 AM

And blame Uthrecht.

For everything.

It usually IS his fault anyway.

Really.

Zombies! · #16 3rd July 2010, 08:21 AM

*gets lost trying to find Dosi's thread, sets a few small fires and wanders out again*

I, Claudiot · #17 3rd July 2010, 08:30 AM

Fuck with Wednesday Adams and there won't be enough left to run a DNA analysis on.

Salambo · #18 3rd July 2010, 08:31 AM

Rules on top, ass on bottom.

This place is not hard to figure out. Just read.

You gotta want to be banned to be banned.

Why should you be interested? Fuck, I don't know. You tell us.

We're pretty friendly, once we get tired of taunting.

Fish · #19 3rd July 2010, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pencil

The main purpose of this place is to play silly buggers.

I think we lost some of the pieces to that. We can always raid the Yahtzee game for dice.

Zombies! · #20 3rd July 2010, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish

I think we lost some of the pieces to that. We can always raid the Yahtzee game for dice.

DIBS ON THE SCOTTY DOG

Parthenokinesis · #21 3rd July 2010, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish

I think we lost some of the pieces to that. We can always raid the Yahtzee game for dice.

Can I be the shoe?

Wolf Larsen · #22 3rd July 2010, 08:37 AM

Damnnit, whenever I read "we've got a live one here folks", I get Bat Dance by Prince as an earworm. Thanks a lot.

Salambo · #23 3rd July 2010, 08:38 AM

Yay! I loves this game!

Dragonlady · #24 3rd July 2010, 08:38 AM

Is it Prince again?
I thought it was "formerly known as Prince"
Or that weird symbol.

Zombies! · #25 3rd July 2010, 08:40 AM

I think he's Prince again.

Slinky · #26 3rd July 2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

DIBS ON THE SCOTTY DOG

Hey, I wanted the Scotty Dog.

Can I be the Slinky then?

Slinky · #27 3rd July 2010, 08:41 AM

*double post*

Stoopit Bord

Dragonlady · #28 3rd July 2010, 08:41 AM

OK, can I be the Prince?

Wolf Larsen · #29 3rd July 2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Salambo

Yay! I loves this game!

That is so amazingly wrong, and so fucking hilarious.

Salambo · #30 3rd July 2010, 08:42 AM

I WEAR THE PURPLE BLOUSE!

Zombies! · #31 3rd July 2010, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Slinky

Hey, I wanted the Scotty Dog.

Can I be the Slinky then?

I R CLICKNINJA

Salambo · #32 3rd July 2010, 08:44 AM

As you can plainly see, we're all about the Tokyo Thread Drift.

Pencil · #33 3rd July 2010, 08:53 AM

there are no scotty dogs in Yahtzee.

And you guys stay away from my dice or it won't be the sharp pencil that stabs you, it will be.... dun-dun-duunh - the fork.

Dragonlady · #34 3rd July 2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pencil

there are no scotty dogs in Yahtzee.

And you guys stay away from my dice or it won't be the sharp pencil that stabs you, it will be.... dun-dun-duunh - the fork.

Not Yahtzee - we're playing "silly buggers".

_{As usual}

Pencil · #35 3rd July 2010, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonlady

Not Yahtzee - we're playing "silly buggers".

_{As usual}

Silly me

Of course you can have my dice.
I want to be the iron.

Zombies! · #36 3rd July 2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Pencil

there are no scotty dogs in Yahtzee.

And you guys stay away from my dice or it won't be the sharp pencil that stabs you, it will be.... dun-dun-duunh - the fork.

FORK YOU

Burnt Toast · #37 3rd July 2010, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonlady

Not Yahtzee - we're playing "silly buggers".

_{As usual}

There's a scotty dog in Silly Buggers? I don't remember that. If we're calling dibs on game pieces, however; I want to be the battleship.

Zombies! · #38 3rd July 2010, 09:05 AM

Of course there's a Scotty Dog in silly buggers. Why wouldn't there be a Scotty Dog in silly buggers? DAMMIT THERE'S A SCOTTY DOG IN SILLY BUGGERS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

Dragonlady · #39 3rd July 2010, 09:07 AM

Easy Zombies, here, you can have the Scotty dog.

*Glares at Burnt Toast *

Zombies! · #40 3rd July 2010, 09:09 AM

Yay Doggy. Woof woof woof. Grwoof.

Kat · #41 3rd July 2010, 09:09 AM

So, Thrustin, if you've read this far and haven't murdered anyone yet, you'll probably fit in well.

Burnt Toast · #42 3rd July 2010, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonlady

*Glares at Burnt Toast *

Don't look at me that way, missy. It's not my fault that Zombies is being really touchy again. I'd say the meds are either wearing off or just kicking in.

Zombies! · #43 3rd July 2010, 09:12 AM

It's 2:42AM do you know where your Zombies! are?

Dragonlady · #44 3rd July 2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

Don't look at me that way, missy. It's not my fault that Zombies is being really touchy again. I'd say the meds are either wearing off or just kicking in.

You know it's just easier to give her what she wants....

Burnt Toast · #45 3rd July 2010, 09:16 AM

My Zombies! is right here.

Kat · #46 3rd July 2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonlady

You know it's just easier to give her what she wants....

That's what you said when she wanted the rocket launcher, and you remember how that ended....

LurkMeister · #47 3rd July 2010, 09:21 AM

I've come to the conclusion that this board is like a game of Mornington Crescent, only less organized.

Parthenokinesis · #48 3rd July 2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kat

That's what you said when she wanted the rocket launcher, and you remember how that ended....

This time we're limiting her to the trebuchet. But the loads are entirely up to her.

Zombies! · #49 3rd July 2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kat

That's what you said when she wanted the rocket launcher, and you remember how that ended....

I'm sorry but when you're being chased by the Statue of Liberty a 9mm is just NOT gonna cut it!

Zombies! · #50 3rd July 2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Parthenokinesis

This time we're limiting her to the trebuchet. But the loads are entirely up to her.

You can fit a surprising amount of thermite and plastique inside a sheep.