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Old 4th July 2010, 05:48 AM
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That would be the Vandalizer class boats?
It was Collins class, I don't know what they're doing nowadays.
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Old 4th July 2010, 07:06 AM
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Thrustin, if you find a better board, please let us know so we can go with you.

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Old 4th July 2010, 07:16 AM
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Okay, search team, get out there to see if this ::squints suspiciously:: Thrustin character is consorting with other message boards.
Ummm, Veb? There's a suspiciously sticky, crusty patch over here, I think it's clear evidence of consortin'. However, I sniffed it last time, so I think it's Fenris' turn this time--unless we can get Jag to taste it like we did that one time, that was fuckin' funny! Hey Jag, look! It's FROSTING! C'mon and get it before the rest find out, yeah?


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Old 4th July 2010, 07:17 AM
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Thrustin, if you find a better board, please let us know so we can go with you.
Traitor! Don't you take your pinkie-swearing oath of loyalty forever seriously? I mean, this is a message board, after all. A message board. With a Giraffe as a leader. How could anyplace else possibly top that?

Okay, put the gun down, Veb. I did exactly what you said this time. Not like the last time. ::::starts shaking and sobbing::::
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Old 4th July 2010, 07:18 AM
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Thrustin, if you find a better board, please let us know so we can go with you.
Nah, we'll just give you an Atomic Wedgie.
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Old 4th July 2010, 07:56 AM
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Fuck with Wednesday Adams and there won't be enough left to run a DNA analysis on.

Oh, come on. I fuck with Wednesday all the time. She just shakes her ankle and sends me flying across the room.
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Old 4th July 2010, 08:00 AM
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And I get ten extra armies in Kamchatka, too.

Kamchatka?!? Never start a land war in Asia. You're just trying to take away N. America's bonus with a spoiler attack on Alaska. Get Australia early, and use the slight advantage to slowly overpower you opponents early, I say.

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Old 4th July 2010, 08:03 AM
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I would still like to know more about your mom.
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Old 4th July 2010, 08:04 AM
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Fuck you, Zombies!


What's the policy on editing others' posts here?

You can't, but you can tamper with their quotes.
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Old 4th July 2010, 08:06 AM
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I'd never even heard of "audition posting" until now. I have no idea what they were thinking.
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Old 4th July 2010, 08:08 AM
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And what could be wrong in saying "Here is who I am, is this a good place for me?"

Did he sing off key?

Miss a step?

Timing off?

And no warning? For someone who is OBVIOUSLY new? Just "Permabanned"?
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Old 4th July 2010, 08:09 AM
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And what could be wrong in saying "Here is who I am, is this a good place for me?"

Because to jump right in and start viciously insulting Wednesday would be soooooooooo much better.
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Old 4th July 2010, 08:12 AM
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Audition posting?

So, if they can't milk you like Kelly Clarkson, you get culled?
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Old 4th July 2010, 08:29 AM
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I would still like to know more about your mom.
Pure "Desperate Housewives of WalMart." The woman is an animal.

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Old 4th July 2010, 08:38 AM
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How do you feel about bass players?
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Old 4th July 2010, 08:41 AM
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Old 4th July 2010, 09:03 AM
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Because to jump right in and start viciously insulting Wednesday would be soooooooooo much better.
It certainly seems to be SOP for the internet tough guys. I have theories as to why, but nothing solid yet.
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Old 4th July 2010, 09:11 AM
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Is one of your theories that you're just a big meanie?

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It certainly seems to be SOP for the internet tough guys. I have theories as to why, but nothing solid yet.

It's the old west meme about the up and comers going against the fastest gun to earn respect.

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I know a man whose plow handle hand is quicker than a light
Wes Hardin is his name they say he travels in the night
For he might have to kill or walk around a fight

And if you ever saw Wes Hardin draw you know he can skin his gun
He won't say how many tried and died
Up against the top hand up against the wrong man cause Hardin' wouldn't run
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Old 4th July 2010, 09:13 AM
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Is one of your theories that you're just a big meanie?
Yes, but I discounted that one on account of being completely untenable.
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Old 4th July 2010, 09:42 AM
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Old 4th July 2010, 09:47 AM
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How do you feel about bass players?
Just to hijack Samclem, what is the ratio of people buying gold to people selling gold right now?
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Old 4th July 2010, 11:44 AM
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The "official line" at SDMB, as stated here was that he was banned for spamming.
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Old 4th July 2010, 11:58 AM
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I did post this. It's a song I wrote about being welcomed to a message board. I thought it was appropriate, as I was new. I'm not sure why anybody thought I was only playing the drums though. It's not a drumming video.



Either way, I don't really care. That place doesn't seem to be a whole lot of fun.
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Old 4th July 2010, 12:27 PM
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....unless we can get Jag to taste it like we did that one time, that was fuckin' funny! Hey Jag, look! It's FROSTING! C'mon and get it before the rest find out, yeah?
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Old 4th July 2010, 01:07 PM
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Kamchatka?!? Never start a land war in Asia. You're just trying to take away N. America's bonus with a spoiler attack on Alaska. Get Australia early, and use the slight advantage to slowly overpower you opponents early, I say.
You want Australia? I've boobie-trapped every other animal in this goddamn place. COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Old 4th July 2010, 01:09 PM
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You want Australia? I've boobie-trapped every other animal in this goddamn place. COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You only booby-trapped the non-poisonous ones?
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Old 4th July 2010, 02:36 PM
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EVERYTHING is booby-trapped.
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Old 4th July 2010, 02:38 PM
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Old 4th July 2010, 03:11 PM
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I did post this. It's a song I wrote about being welcomed to a message board. I thought it was appropriate, as I was new. I'm not sure why anybody thought I was only playing the drums though. It's not a drumming video.

Either way, I don't really care. That place doesn't seem to be a whole lot of fun.
The Durp bans new people for posting songs about welcoming new people to a message board? I'm not surprised, but I am highly amused. There's something very recursive about that.

Anyway, welcome to Giraffe Boards!
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Old 4th July 2010, 03:35 PM
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EVERYTHING is booby-trapped.
IT'S A TRAP!
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Old 4th July 2010, 03:39 PM
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That would be the Vandalizer class boats?
Naw, they don't have that level of capability. They've only just upgraded to Hanging Out Smoking And Looking Surly By The War Memorial class.
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Old 4th July 2010, 04:18 PM
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EVERYTHING is booby-trapped.
Never understood what was so bad about being trapped by boobies. I've sometime spent a happy afternoon trying to work my way out of (and into) a booby trap.
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Old 4th July 2010, 04:24 PM
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Old 4th July 2010, 04:31 PM
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FTFY.
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Old 4th July 2010, 04:42 PM
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Old 4th July 2010, 07:09 PM
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Old 4th July 2010, 07:21 PM
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Old 4th July 2010, 07:23 PM
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Old 4th July 2010, 07:26 PM
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Old 4th July 2010, 10:55 PM
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Old 5th July 2010, 12:10 AM
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Either way, I don't really care. That place doesn't seem to be a whole lot of fun.
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Old 5th July 2010, 06:47 AM
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You want Australia? I've boobie-trapped every other animal in this goddamn place. COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKERS!

You should be welcoming your green faced, word destroying ovenlard!
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Old 5th July 2010, 06:51 AM
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My word...this thread is overflowing with unbridled rage....

How sad.
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Old 5th July 2010, 09:18 AM
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My word...this thread is overflowing with unbridled rage....

How sad.
I agree with the stupid poopyhead above me. Show a little love, people!
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Old 5th July 2010, 09:31 AM
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Show a little love, people!
Some say I have a lot of love to give... because very little of it ever comes out.
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Old 5th July 2010, 09:49 AM
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Old 5th July 2010, 12:54 PM
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I agree with the stupid poopyhead above me. Show a little love, people!
I'M GONNA SHOW LOVE TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING AURAL CANALS IF YOU'RE NOT FUCKING CAREFUL!
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Old 5th July 2010, 12:56 PM
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Old 5th July 2010, 01:58 PM
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I'M GONNA SHOW LOVE TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING AURAL CANALS IF YOU'RE NOT FUCKING CAREFUL!
>Varnished Truth breathes a huge sigh of disappointment, shakes his stupid poopyhead in dismay, and wanders off to look at...uh...research<
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