This will never do!

[severe delays]

Originally Posted by Harry

I think it would be best if we try not to traumatize the train driver...

::smiles sweetly at Jag::

Have I ever mentioned how much I like you?

Now, as to the business at hand. If I can work out how to commit suicide from my own moving train then surely I can come up with a solution to a simple little problem like Your Mum.