Durp Snark H8

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Terse is always best.

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Whee, I win!

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Terse is always best.

Who's she?

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Whee, I win!

Moderator's pet!

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Not first!

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Second not first!

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Who's she?

UR MOM

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"She's deferring a root canal now to pay for the abortion. Man, she does not know when to frigging stop."

Can't you just keep drilling till the kicking stops?

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"She's deferring a root canal now to pay for the abortion. Man, she does not know when to frigging stop."

Can't you just keep drilling till the kicking stops?

Drilling where? The mouth or the abdomen?

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Get a big enuff drill bit and you can do both.

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UR MOM

My mother? Let me tell you about my mother!

[Leon shoots Holden with a gun he had pulled out under the table]

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You know, I'm sincerely disappointed in 2012's Rape Month. 2010 and 2011 were stellar installments. 2012 is just... rapeless.

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2012 is just... rapeless.

The year's not over yet.

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"She's deferring a root canal now to pay for the abortion. Man, she does not know when to frigging stop."

Yet more thinly veiled "give me money, dammit" begging. Too bad the Pitting of her was so anemic.

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Whee, I win!

There's only one chance to use an eight/hate pun. Next time, though ...

Durp Snack 9: We Have Much To Learn From Them.

Indeed. Such wisdom can be found here.

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Yet more thinly veiled "give me money, dammit" begging. Too bad the Pitting of her was so anemic.

And it won't even be original because Stoid put together a website to beg for money for a dental procedure a couple years ago.

I'm super-extra tempted to pop back into that thread and say, "That's ok, you can pay for both with your sweet $4000 tax refund!"

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There's only one chance to use an eight/hate pun. Next time, though ...

Durp Snack 9: We Have Much To Learn From Them.

Indeed. Such wisdom can be found here.

You're attempting to influence the modes prematurely! I call shenanigans!

Shenanigans!

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And it won't even be original because Stoid put together a website to beg for money for a dental procedure a couple years ago.

Umm -- what?

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I swear to god I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says "Shenanigans"!

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You're attempting to influence the modes prematurely! I call shenanigans!

Shenanigans!

Don't worry, its such a shitty overused snackpit tagline no one wants it.

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Umm -- what?

It's true. I remember it, but I don't know where to begin searching. I just wanted to back URT up because it SOUNDS like a crazy lie.

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I swear to god I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says "Shenanigans"!

Long ago I worked at a place with that name. Crappy job, run by crappy management and served crappy food. Let that name never cross my lips again.

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Long ago I worked at a place with that name. Crappy job, run by crappy management and served crappy food. Let that name never cross my lips again.

"At Shenanigans, you can shenan, again! "

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It's true. I remember it, but I don't know where to begin searching. I just wanted to back URT up because it SOUNDS like a crazy lie.

It was dropped into the middle of a thread she started about about dog rape. Seriously, even I can't make this shit up.

First post regarding the beg for money website (she took the site itself down in a fat jiffy)

The dog rape thread, which is worth a look 'cause it's pure Stoid

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And it won't even be original because Stoid put together a website to beg for money for a dental procedure a couple years ago.

I'm super-extra tempted to pop back into that thread and say, "That's ok, you can pay for both with your sweet $4000 tax refund!"

I will send you $50 TODAY if you do that.

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Umm -- what?

Yes. You might be able to find the URL on the snackpit boards, and use the Wayback Machine to find it. It is CLASSIC Stoid, with bonus narration done by her in this creepy semi-breathless style.

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... CLASSIC Stoid, with bonus narration done by her in this creepy semi-breathless style.

For the life of me I don't know why she and tdn don't get together.

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Yes. You might be able to find the URL on the snackpit boards, and use the Wayback Machine to find it. It is CLASSIC Stoid, with bonus narration done by her in this creepy semi-breathless style.

I'm just going to leave this here.

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Not snarking this time, sincerely curious but don't want to threadshit over there:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=641481
Quasi is going to go to engineering school? I'm assuming he knows that you can't just be an 'engineer', but actually have to have a discipline? With his mental faculty issues, at least as expressed on the board and the glimpses he's given us, I don't know how he could cut it.
Have I missed something and he's gotten better, or is he talking about something else totally?

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I'm just going to leave this here.

You son of a bitch.

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I'm just going to leave this here.

I hate you.

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Not snarking this time, sincerely curious but don't want to threadshit over there:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=641481
Quasi is going to go to engineering school? I'm assuming he knows that you can't just be an 'engineer', but actually have to have a discipline? With his mental faculty issues, at least as expressed on the board and the glimpses he's given us, I don't know how he could cut it.
Have I missed something and he's gotten better, or is he talking about something else totally?

That's Quasimodal - are you thinking of Quasimodem, or is there some mental thing about modal that I don't know?

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I'm just going to leave this here.

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That's Quasimodal - are you thinking of Quasimodem, or is there some mental thing about modal that I don't know?

Ah, thank you. I always get those two mixed up. The "am I crazy" and "angsty years of confusion" didn't help my reading comprehension any. I see "quasimod" and "crazy" or "confusion" and I figure it's 'em' not 'al'.

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Moderator's pet!

:: pets SmartAleq ::

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I'm just going to leave this here.

Goddammit you very nearly broke my fucking phone.

That site has the professinalism of an Opal Web Design.

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I'm just going to leave this here.

I love you. SO MUCH.

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Ah, thank you. I always get those two mixed up. The "am I crazy" and "angsty years of confusion" didn't help my reading comprehension any. I see "quasimod" and "crazy" or "confusion" and I figure it's 'em' not 'al'.

I remember which is which by thinking "Quasimodementia".

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Good tip, I'll try to remember that.

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Which one of you magnificent bastards is markm?

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Thankfully, you have that $4,000 tax refund coming. That should go a long way with paying for the abortion and still let you get the root canal.

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I'm just going to leave this here.

The sad part is that there is $415 worth of naive out there.

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Terse is always best.

Yes.

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The sad part is that there is $415 worth of naive out there.

I dunno, the Busey Morlocks on that page were all kinds of awesome.

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I will send you $50 TODAY if you do that.

I will send you Chlamydia.

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Which one of you magnificent bastards is markm?

Lol, thought it was you, then I remembered you use the same name here and there.
It's impressive how insular the Dope is, I mean even for an internet board. The "I'm gonna believe every fucking word/version of a story another Doper rambles about because...he/she is another Doper!".

Who wanna bet CP never ever adresses the 4000 dollars thing (though she tends to let those kind of pertinent points slide by and come back to them way later on with a dismissive explanation, usually. I figure it's the time it takes her to try cooking up an explanation, even though she will have posted abundantly between the question and the long awaited explanation).

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BTW, isnt there a fucking rule on the Dope about posting bullshit stories? I'd understand if they'd let a little bit of it going on, they cant check everything. But a poster that constantly posts far fetched stories? Wasnt Fried Dough Ho banned exactly for that?

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Who wanna bet CP never ever adresses the 4000 dollars thing (though she tends to let those kind of pertinent points slide by and come back to them way later on with a dismissive explanation, usually. I figure it's the time it takes her to try cooking up an explanation, even though she will have posted abundantly between the question and the long awaited explanation).

That's a sucker bet even her agoraphobic ectopic baby daddy wouldn't even touch, and he's a dude that does diseased hookers without protection.

But if you have questions, she'll gladly answer them truthily in PMs because apparently there's some sort of mystic force that prevents her from lying in a PM.

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BTW, isnt there a fucking rule on the Dope about posting bullshit stories? I'd understand if they'd let a little bit of it going on, they cant check everything. But a poster that constantly posts far fetched stories? Wasnt Fried Dough Ho banned exactly for that?

I think the rule (vague as it is) is this: If the story (bullshit or not) is meant to entertain, give the reader a laugh, etc, it's ok*. If the story is meant to gain sympathy/money, make you a hero ("I rescued a man from a burning building"), or just gain you credibility/noteriety ("I was a fat middle-aged, hairy white guy married to a hawt Japanese Philipino Korean! chick but now I got the full sex-change treatment and my hawt Japanese Philipino Korean! wife just HAPPENS to be bi and loves having a lesbian relationship with me so I'm LIVING THE DREAM and can lecture people about gender and sexuality!") you get banned when caught.


*Most of Scylla's better stuff, for example.

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BTW, isnt there a fucking rule on the Dope about posting bullshit stories? I'd understand if they'd let a little bit of it going on, they cant check everything. But a poster that constantly posts far fetched stories? Wasnt Fried Dough Ho banned exactly for that?

Yes there is. But of course, the dopers fall for every single one of them, no matter how dramatic. (I admit, I've done so a few times -- like with Kaitlyn).

Any one who acts skeptical is basically chewed alive. I remember when I expressed doubt about a supposed Navy SEAL who was recovering from cancer surgery who was able to catch huge fish and slice open his hand to the bone, but gotten beaten up by a neighbor or something, and the police wouldn't press charges. Or something like that. And people went apeshit. *shrugs*

People like a good dramatic story, I guess.

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Did anyone have "Asshole Ex asks for paternity test?" How about "Asshole Ex doubts presence of fetus?" We have two more winners.

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Oh hey, you wanna make Stoid's site look REALLY scary? Run it through Geocitiesizer!

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I think the rule (vague as it is) is this: If the story (bullshit or not) is meant to entertain, give the reader a laugh, etc, it's ok. If the story is meant to gain sympathy/money, you get banned when caught.

Then, what the fuck are they waiting for here? I find it weird that I havent noticed even one Mod posting in her bullshit threads, I mean posting as a regular poster. Makes me think they're considering banning her and dont want to look, after the banning, like they might have been enablers.
I really dont understand.
Especially since CP has already been banned or suspended*. Should be easy.

And if they dont want to go frontal, they just have to lock/close her fake baby or money scam threads with little explanation. They do it all the fucking time, and CP would get the message: you can stay at the Dope but post anymore BS stories and you're out.


*since she was chain-ganged with Dio at one point, would be funny if she took refuge here.