Getting started in the closet

[Giant Purple Snorklewacker]

I've noticed there are more people posting in Binkley's closet of anxieties. My closet.

The solution, of course, is to fuck off. Every last one of you.

[BJMoose]

Tough doody. No way I'm coming out of the closet.






Errrrr....I mean....

[stormie]

I only came in here to find Narnia. You don't look like you're from Narnia.

[vramin]

Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL9Pft7HoB8

[Steve Dallas' Mom]

You think that's bad? Do you have ANY IDEA what I found in my son's closet? DO YOU?? WELL, DO YOU??

[Steve Dallas]

Christ, Ma! Will ya knock first? And why are you going through my-- ah, erm, see, lemme 'splain about that...

[Steve Dallas' Mom]

Oh Stevie, Stevie, where did we go wrong with you?

[BJMoose]

Well, it started with the failure to use a condom. . . .