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Old 23rd April 2016, 11:32 AM
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501. Top of default page makes the rulemaker Ruler for the Day. So, bow and shit yo.
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Old 23rd April 2016, 12:05 PM
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502. Yuck! Both at once? Can I at least drop trou first?
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503. Do not bow and shit at the same time.
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504. Extreme Grizzly bear bow-hunting may involve bowing and shitting at the same time.
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Old 23rd April 2016, 12:34 PM
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505. If a grizzly bows and shits at the same time, it is usually quite extreme.
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Old 23rd April 2016, 12:38 PM
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506. If you shit off the bow don't be too surprised if the Captain becomes quite stern with you.
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Old 23rd April 2016, 01:43 PM
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507. If you shit on the bow, you will be expelled from Robin Hood's Merry Men.
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Old 23rd April 2016, 02:40 PM
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508. The bow is for bowing. The poop deck is for pooping. Please get it right.
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513. Posts that are prime integer multiples of 27 do not need to obey any other rules in this thread, although they are free to obey any that the poster wishes.
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514. When life gives you lemons, open a used car lot.
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518. Pass on the left, particularly when passing Gas.



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