Durp 9 from Outer Snark

[Someone]

Forgive me if I need to vent a bit. This Thread is my current trigger point. I am sick to tears or those 'Sophisticated' idiots thinking that they will be shot, sodomized and set upon by dogs if their car breaks down and they can't get cell service in Rural America.

Our local Search and Rescue is all volunteer, they get called out 120 times a year. So, every third day, over a dozen people forsake their jobs and families to go find and rescue some douchebag that has ignored a dozen signs and gotten in trouble. For FREE. Fuck You ignorant Doper for making ignorant assumptions about Flyover Country. If you simply lay down on the ground, we will come help you, if need be, just like in Boston!

[Someone]

Guess which poster catches the bus because its "important to me to be mentally engaged in my surroundings, and public transit gets me out in public, experiencing my community, and generally just being in the present."

Go on, guess.

Why can't the bitch just ride the bus because it's cheap and convenient without pretending it makes her a broader, better person?

[Someone]

Earlier in the same paragraph, she says "The other is health and sanity. I can easily walk 2-6 miles a day just doing ordinary stuff. Its a lot easier to keep active when physical activity is a seamless part of your day. If I had a car, I'd have to go out of my way to get active, and realistically it probably wouldn't happen."

See, I don't have to go out of my way for activity 'cause I get plenty of exercise running as fast as I can away from men who want to know all the details of my menstrual cycle and people who think "period prints" are anything but a crime against humanity.

I'm lying. Those people don't exist in the real world. They only exist in the Dopiverse and even there, THEY MUST BE DESTROYED. Fuck. Apparently I won't be shaking these mental images anytime soon.

[Someone]

"Knowing when any woman in my life is menstruating is a medical necessity". Gosh, I've taken my wife to the ER a few times and was never asked when her last period was. And I suspect that if they did, not knowing the answer would probably not be a big problem in most cases. And of course he provides a few examples of the bizarre calculations he apparently does in order to keep track of this important information. What an utterly bizarre compulsion.

[Someone]

What a full blown nutter. I considered responding to him, but I'd feel slimy afterward.

Congrats to him, he was able to answer the big period question for the hospital. In most situations it's simply to know whether or not she's pregnant so treatment can be adjusted. Can he really be so stupid to think that it's some kind of SUPER SPECIAL THING to know that info?

[Someone]

He's like the Rain Man of menses.

[Someone]

It's not even that he's got a basic estimation, like "Oh I think it was about three weeks ago". He can name days and dates and... the fuck? Seriously? Creepy and controlling

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

He's like the Rain Man of menses.

All hail Kaptain Kotex! Sergeant Stayfree! Technical Officer Tampax! Admiral Always!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What the hell? Why is anyone defending/excusing this boundary-demolishing bullshit?

Because it really isn't a big deal. Seriously "boundary-demolishing bullshit"? Get a grip.

[Someone]

Anyway, all this period talk is making me crampy

I'm wondering if Mewl Dear is another one of Berthnilla's socks. Right around the time she reappeared to bump the thread here, Mewl bumped the original "breakfast delivered" thread to ask the burning question: "What was her sig?"

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Guess which poster catches the bus because its "important to me to be mentally engaged in my surroundings, and public transit gets me out in public, experiencing my community, and generally just being in the present."

Does everything have to be a deep, meaningful, rich experience with some people? Whatever mode of transportation you use, why not just enjoy it for what it is? Save the philosophizing for the times when it's truly special; otherwise, those unique experiences will just blend into the woodwork and become mundane and ordinary.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

All hail Kaptain Kotex! Sergeant Stayfree! Technical Officer Tampax! Admiral Always!

Huh. They're all stuck up cunts.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Huh. They're all stuck up cunts.

And the ability to use that word finally pays off.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Huh. They're all stuck up cunts.

::golf clap::

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

"Knowing when any woman in my life is menstruating is a medical necessity". Gosh, I've taken my wife to the ER a few times and was never asked when her last period was. And I suspect that if they did, not knowing the answer would probably not be a big problem in most cases. And of course he provides a few examples of the bizarre calculations he apparently does in order to keep track of this important information. What an utterly bizarre compulsion.

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Huh. They're all stuck up cunts.

This makes me laugh harder than is medically sound.

About someone else in my life knowing exactly when my LMP is..., look, if I need to look it up on the calendar, I'd hardly expect someone else to rattle it off instantly.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

"Knowing when any woman in my life is menstruating is a medical necessity". .

Please tell me how men like that get women in their lives. Really, how is that possible?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Does everything have to be a deep, meaningful, rich experience with some people? Whatever mode of transportation you use, why not just enjoy it for what it is? Save the philosophizing for the times when it's truly special; otherwise, those unique experiences will just blend into the woodwork and become mundane and ordinary.

I sure wouldn't want to be in the stall next to hers in a public restroom

[Someone]

Halp, halp! I'm stuck in the contextual matrix! You can't make this shit up--this is pure comedic gold.

I can tell you exactly when my youngest last menstruated. Why? Because of a contextual matrix.

contextual matrix

If he wasn't creepy and controlling before, he is NOW. (seriously, daughter in ER with possible spinal damage and "the question with a definitive answer" was the timing of her last period?

Really sucky doctors at that ER.....

[Someone]

I had to have a bunch of tests before my sinus operation last month (CAT scan and x-rays and such) and before every one they wanted to know the date of my last period. I couldn't remember for the life of me, so I picked a random day about 3 weeks previous just to shut them up. Then before the actual surgery I had to do a pee-in-a-cup pregnancy test, although the nurse was honest enough to admit it's all just ass-covering in case a developing baby gets damaged by the radiation or anesthesia.

I could believe it's part of the standard rigmarole at emergency rooms, but for that question to be the one that stuck out in his mind as the Big Important One is

[Someone]

New thread--see here for new thread.

[Someone]

In after the lock!

[Someone]

You're a mod, you're always able to post after a lock. This is not a legit accomplishment like...say, menstruating or knowing when the females around you menstruate.

[Someone]

See? I just posted after the lock.

And the posters can't. Nyah-nyah.

[Someone]

:: ppppbbbbtttth::

[Someone]

Can I post after the lock, too?

Cool!

[Someone]

See? We have the POWER!! The plebes can only look on with envy.