Would it be alright if I invite some friends to participate on this message board?

[Wolf Larsen]

Originally Posted by NoClueBoy

There are no friends like rowdy friends. Just ask Jeffery Dahmer.

Dahmer was a regular on alt.tasteless before he got arrested. He was considered lame by the other regulars.

Wolf Larsen - veteran rec.pet.cats invasion

[Colonel Plink]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

Am not!

I brought Blank and Islander with me from the moribund BBS we were haunting and now they're both gone!

I blame Colonel Plink.

Fuck.

I was hoping that was another "you tag."

I'm awake and I have both kidneys.

What'd I miss?

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Colonel Plink

I'm awake and I have both kidneys.

What'd I miss?

Your spleen.

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Colonel Plink

Fuck.

I was hoping that was another "you tag."

I'm awake and I have both kidneys.

What'd I miss?

That same old moribund BBS had a similar code, and I'm an old hand at all it's uses. That was a double fake, I don't blame you, really.

Hey, Mods!
How do we bring up a user's location?

[Suburban Plankton]

You're friends wouldn't like it here. This place is filled with bonobo hating Philistines.

[eleanorigby]

Originally Posted by Colonel Plink

Fuck.

I was hoping that was another "you tag."

I'm awake and I have both kidneys.

What'd I miss?

The best sex of your life. And a doughnut.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by eleanorigby

The best sex of your life. And a doughnut.

I must be going to the wrong places. All I ever get is a stale danish.

[Dragonlady]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

Dahmer was a regular on alt.tasteless before he got arrested. He was considered lame by the other regulars.

Wolf Larsen - veteran rec.pet.cats invasion

I guess he showed THEM who's tasteless!

[Colonel Plink]

Originally Posted by eleanorigby

The best sex of your life. And a doughnut.

If you only knew how much I love donuts...

[rayh]

Originally Posted by Colonel Plink

If you only knew how much I love donuts...

How about sex with a donut? ( ring donut obviously because we're not perverts here.)

[dogbutler]

Originally Posted by SoylentPopTart

We have rules?

Well, The Voices In My Head say I rule.

[Bodhiman]

Originally Posted by eleanorigby

Dammit, Plink! You LIED! You told me you were cutting back and down to cups per day, not pints.


<plans Intervention and possible Commital>

Won't work. Last time we tried he turned two therapists into heroin addicts and had his way with the entire ward of test monkeys.

[NoClueBoy]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

Dahmer was a regular on alt.tasteless before he got arrested. He was considered lame by the other regulars.

Wolf Larsen - veteran rec.pet.cats invasion

Now THAT'S funny! I had no idea about his web presence, I was just using a name associated with horrific cannibalistic murders for comic effect. The things you learn on the internet...

[GlamLife]

Originally Posted by SoylentPopTart

We have rules?

Beat me to it.

[NoClueBoy]

San Dimas High School Football rules!

[Wolf Larsen]

Originally Posted by NoClueBoy

Now THAT'S funny! I had no idea about his web presence, I was just using a name associated with horrific cannibalistic murders for comic effect. The things you learn on the internet...

This was actually pre-web on the Usenet bulletin boards.

[Total Ulla]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

I must be going to the wrong places. All I ever get is a stale danish.

Hey - not all Danish are stale

[Is This Whole Thread A Whoosh]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

That same old moribund BBS had a similar code, and I'm an old hand at all it's uses. That was a double fake, I don't blame you, really.

Hey, Mods!
How do we bring up a user's location?

It's not usually a sensitive topic, so you should be able to bring it up in any context. As for how: I recommend the straightforward approach, just ask.

[Shot From Guns]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

Plus, here there are more than the same eight people posting, with one asshole constantly chasing off any newbies.

Yeah, I'd say we have at least three assholes constantly chasing off any newbies.

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by Shot From Guns

Yeah, I'd say we have at least three assholes constantly chasing off any newbies.

FUCK YOU NEWBIE FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE BUTT

[Shot From Guns]

Get bent, I've been on this forum since October.

[Solfy]

Don't let that stop you from getting butt secksed, if that's what you really want. I hear Jeff is very generous.

[eleanorigby]

Originally Posted by Colonel Plink

If you only knew how much I love donuts...

Shame you missed it then. Warm from the oven with the glaze practically oozing off it. I guess that's life, though....

[Solfy]

Oven? Oven?! Who the hell cooks donuts in an oven? They're meant to be fried the way nature intended.

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by Shot From Guns

Get bent, I've been on this forum since October.

Yeah, well I've been on your mum since October.

[Solfy]

See - told you he was generous.

[Shot From Guns]

Originally Posted by Jeff

Yeah, well I've been on your mum since October.

Oh, did she fit you in the rota? That's awfully sweet of her, I think.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

So did Thrustin's socks friends ever show up?

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by eleanorigby

Shame you missed it then. Warm from the oven with the glaze practically oozing off it. I guess that's life, though....

Oh, that's nice. So how were the doughnuts?

[Colonel Plink]

Originally Posted by eleanorigby

Shame you missed it then. Warm from the oven with the glaze practically oozing off it. I guess that's life, though....

You're a horrible little temptress.

[Shot From Guns]

I'd say she's more of a tease, since I doubt she's actually in a position to supply you with said donuts.

[Colonel Plink]

Originally Posted by Shot From Guns

I'd say she's more of a tease, since I doubt she's actually in a position to supply you with said donuts.

Either way, I've got a hankerin' for pastries.

[Shot From Guns]

I read that as "a hankerin' for panties" and was thoroughly confused by the non sequitur for a good half-second.

[KidVermicious]

Originally Posted by Colonel Plink

Either way, I've got a hankerin' for pastries.

Solfy has sprinkles.

[Gorgon Heap]

I also wonder if those "friends" are going to be making appearances.

After all, nothing says "welcome" like donut rape with sprinkles.

[Solfy]

Originally Posted by KidVermicious

Solfy has sprinkles.

I've got nonpareils, red and green sugar crystals, big pastel polka dot sprinkles, and itty bitty dinosaur sprinkles. The latter two aren't that pleasant to eat, honestly. Too crunchy.

We could make a little tableau with the dinosaurs and pretend they're the friends that want to join.

[SoylentPopTart]

Originally Posted by Total Ulla

Hey - not all Danish are stale

I love it when you're fresh

[Chacoguy]

Originally Posted by Solfy

We could make a little tableau with the dinosaurs and pretend they're the friends that want to join.

There's something close to perfection in that statement. It's very zen.

[GlamLife]

Always with the sprinkles.

What gives.

I am going home to put sprinkles on my pie.

So there.

[Solfy]

Sprinkles are like wombats.

[GlamLife]

wombats are mythical animals, like snakes.

[Lungfish]

No, No. NO. Wombats are real. (Unlike Thrustin's friends or honest politicians.)

[Lazlo]

I'm probably going to regret saying this in print, but after listening to a few of Thrustin's songs, I think that boy's got talent.

Musical talent, that is. I make no commentary on the lyrical content.

[Solfy]

I found the friends! Can they join? Huh? Huh? They look like fun.

[Colonel Plink]

Originally Posted by Shot From Guns

I read that as "a hankerin' for panties" and was thoroughly confused by the non sequitur for a good half-second.

I kept seeing "pasties".

And I wrote the fucking thing!

Either way, you don't have to be Freud to figure out where my brain was.

[Shot From Guns]

Originally Posted by Colonel Plink

I kept seeing "pasties".

And now I want a pasty! Dammit.

[Colonel Plink]

Originally Posted by Shot From Guns

And now I want a pasty! Dammit.

Aw, damn. That makes me hungry.

[KidVermicious]

Originally Posted by GlamLife

wombats are mythical animals, like snakes.

And moose.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by KidVermicious

And moose.

I thought the plural was meese.

[KidVermicious]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

I thought the plural was meese.

Whatever. They're a conspiracy.