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Old 1st March 2015, 03:19 PM
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what is all this horseshit about canned tomatoes??
Tomatosplaining.
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Old 1st March 2015, 03:25 PM
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Did you see this recipe for chicken on the passata page -- Here

It sounds wonderful.

Back to snarking.
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Old 1st March 2015, 03:38 PM
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oh fuck me. Cue tomato puns for the next page or so...
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Old 1st March 2015, 03:43 PM
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oh fuck me.
Now we'll have a page of puns for sure.
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Old 1st March 2015, 03:47 PM
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I saw tomater Nava says passata. Except she didn't because she didn't know that it's marketed under an Italian name in the UK.
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oh fuck me.
Now we'll have a page of puns for sure.
YKUTW. IDTTMWYTTM.
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Old 1st March 2015, 04:10 PM
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Sorry, i don't speak acronym.
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I don't even remeber what it stands for ! It's a PB Princess Bride referene.
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Old 1st March 2015, 04:30 PM
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Is there any chance we can call the whole thing off?
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Is there any chance we can call the whole thing off?
That would break my heart.
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Old 1st March 2015, 07:27 PM
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Don't go breaking my heart
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Old 1st March 2015, 08:59 PM
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I couldn't if I fried green tomatoes.
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Old 1st March 2015, 09:25 PM
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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=750613
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I don't even remeber what it stands for ! It's a PB Princess Bride reference.
You keep using that movie...
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Old 1st March 2015, 11:10 PM
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Fair do's to Gatopescado; he (or she) may be a chronic jerk in multiple threads, but at least Surly gets a decent apology in the Pit for those dumbass posts in that Lyft thread.
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Old 2nd March 2015, 06:14 AM
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You know who else said he was sorry?
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Old 2nd March 2015, 06:57 AM
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Mr. Tomato Head?
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Old 2nd March 2015, 07:17 AM
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That old guy Dick Cheney shot?
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Old 2nd March 2015, 08:52 AM
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The first troll of March?
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Old 2nd March 2015, 09:16 AM
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Broomstick is psycho, part 23 of a series. COLLECT THEM ALL!

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GD Question: If you're on welfare, should you be allowed to keep having kids.
Sane response A: Yes, because blah-blah-human rights-blah.
Sane response B: No, because blah-blah-tax dollars-blah.
Broomstick response: So, you're saying government workers shouldn't be allowed to have babies? Because they get government money too! Right??!? RIGHT??!?!?! (and then she gets krazy from that starting point.
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Broomstick is psycho, part 23 of a series. COLLECT THEM ALL!

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GD Question: If you're on welfare, should you be allowed to keep having kids.
Sane response A: Yes, because blah-blah-human rights-blah.
Sane response B: No, because blah-blah-tax dollars-blah.
Broomstick response: So, you're saying government workers shouldn't be allowed to have babies? Because they get government money too! Right??!? RIGHT??!?!?! (and then she gets krazy from that starting point.
Way to screw up the link dipshit!
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Old 2nd March 2015, 09:35 AM
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unformatted link that might work:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...6&postcount=96
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Broomstick is psycho, part 23 of a series. COLLECT THEM ALL!

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GD Question: If you're on welfare, should you be allowed to keep having kids.
Sane response A: Yes, because blah-blah-human rights-blah.
Sane response B: No, because blah-blah-tax dollars-blah.
Broomstick response: So, you're saying government workers shouldn't be allowed to have babies? Because they get government money too! Right??!? RIGHT??!?!?! (and then she gets krazy from that starting point.
Have you ever done a link right? FTFY
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Old 2nd March 2015, 09:40 AM
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Fenris needs to be monitored for link production lest he reproduce links unwarrantedly.

All in favor?
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My link was always perfect. You people screwed it up somehow.
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Old 2nd March 2015, 09:42 AM
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It's your duty - DUTY I TELL YOU - to go back there and patiently argue that government workers shouldn't be allowed to have babies. Make it good.
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My link was always perfect. You people screwed it up somehow.
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Actually, I just now checked several different versions of a post with and without my own linkage, and every single one was screwed up on preview in some formatting or the other. Affected quote tags, too.
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I was about to make fun of Fenris for Fenrising up the link too, but as far as I can see the coding was fine. Quoting the post then taking out the quote tags and previewing yields a perfectly working link.

Fenris probably just Fenrised something up behind the scenes.
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My link was always perfect. You people screwed it up somehow.
Yeah, right.

But back to that thread. Not only is Broomstick nutso, but she's responding to things not even said with part of her reply. It's bad when ZPGZealot is more reasoned than you in a thread. If not for Broomstick, I'd think Lefthanded Dork and D'Anconia would be the two to point and laugh at.

ETA: Fach - He fixed the link. Originally, the URL had a leading " but no closing ".
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ETA: Fach - He fixed the link. Originally, the URL had a leading " but no closing ".
Well, Fenris.
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Old 2nd March 2015, 10:20 AM
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Die, Opal!
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Old 2nd March 2015, 11:52 AM
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This thread is really rather very exciting it is. The Fenris is right is he not?
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Old 2nd March 2015, 12:39 PM
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Anyone know what Monty might be talking about? (I know how she fucked up Shayna's Straight Dope People Pages, but I doubt that's it)
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Does Claverhouse have a history of being a loon? He/she thinks it's "rancid" when actors portray poor people, when the actors themselves are not, in fact, poor.
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What I remember Claverhouse for, mainly, is that he's a smoker. Which is ordinarily an unremarkable detail to remember about someone, except that he's very unapologetic about his smoking, and the impression I get is that he's vocally pro-smoking and thinks that people who complain about smoking are self-righteous whiners.

I mean, it's not all he ever talks about or anything, and it's not like the subject comes up every day on the boards, even, but he chimes up with this sort of thing in many threads about smoking.

(Now I seem like one of those self-righteous whiners he complains about...)
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Old 2nd March 2015, 01:18 PM
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Actors gotta act!
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Stabbers gotta stab!
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Does Claverhouse have a history of being a loon? He/she thinks it's "rancid" when actors portray poor people, when the actors themselves are not, in fact, poor.
Hmm. Not quite "Colin Farrell is a child-molesting rapist" crazy, but still somewhat curious...
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Mother fuckers gotta fuck mothers.
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Newb: Troll or idiot? Place yer bets.
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Hmm. Not quite "Colin Farrell is a child-molesting rapist" crazy, but still somewhat curious...
Cartooniverse hasn't started any new threads in a while. I love those.
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Newb: Troll or idiot? Place yer bets.
Ah yes, the age old question "how is babby formed?"
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Newb: Troll or idiot? Place yer bets.
We could be looking at the next Masters & Johnson.
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More likely Masturbating his Johnson.
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Umbridge. Dolores Umbridge. Umbrage. Jesus God, I'm thick. It scares me to think of how many meaningful connections that may have sailed right past me in this life.
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Jim B. makes an hilarious parody thread about how men are defacing their beautiful bodies with tattoos, and the Derp falls all over themselves to either pile on with the tattoo hate, or roll their eyes, all-the-while missing the gigantic WOOSH sweeping all past them simultaneously.

Unless I'm just giving Jim. B. too much credit? Because that's either a parody thread, or Jim B is more of a flaming homosexual than panache or drewtwo99.
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Ah yes, the age old question "how is babby formed?"
Rainy day in Pittsburgh, Guin is getting wet.
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Ah yes, the age old question "how is babby formed?"
Rainy day in Pittsburgh, Guin is getting wet.
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
Caroled that for you
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In the tattoo thread that drewtwo99 mentioned, Broomstick posts a whopper.
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Weird, I never pegged Second Stone as one of the Opalratti.
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