The Rules Thread

[Khampelf]

51. Rule 51 may not be self-referential.

[Senpai]

Rule 52. Any rules about the heinous game of Monopoly is immediately void, due to the obvious mention of Monopoly, the exiled one. There's no fucking way i'm giving up the Boardwalk for Atlantic Avenue and Pennsylvania Railroad, Gramma!!

[Random Precision]

53. All prime number rules
Shall be written as haiku
Henceforth or be void.

[Kat]

54. No rules may be written as limericks.

[Zeener Diode]

55. No rules may be drank as lime rickeys.

[Jaglavak]

56. The right to bare arms, shall not be infringed.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

57. The right to arm bears, shall not be infringed.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

58. Whenever possible previous rules should be rephrased to include bears.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

59. The scourge of armed bears
Winter descends upon us
Now run for your lives!

[Scuba Ben]

Originally Posted by Senpai

Rule 52. Any rules about the heinous game of Monopoly is immediately void, due to the obvious mention of Monopoly, the exiled one. There's no fucking way i'm giving up the Boardwalk for Atlantic Avenue and Pennsylvania Railroad, Gramma!!

If she offered Pacific Ave and B&O, I would take it, depending on the game state.

60. No poofters!

[The Futility of Nihilism]

61. There is to be no
not drinking posting to this
thread after lights out

[Anacanapuna]

62. Any mention or Sarah Palin must include a link to the video of turkeys being slaughtered behind her.

[Merestil Haye]

63. All rules phrased in haiku format shall be eaten by their originators on pain their being made to learn the fine art of katana-eating.

63.a. This rule applies to all attempts at verse.

63.a.1 Except limericks

[Anacanapuna]

64. While posting in a thread about rules
With entries made by many fools
Some can be funny
And others just punny
But all needn't be humor jewels.

[Scuba Ben]

65. The penalty for breaking a rule
Shall be no more severe
Than a drinking contest vs. Fenris
Streamed live for all to hear.

[Senpai]

66. If one breaks a rule and is underage
No one fret, no one rage,
They'll just have to drink 10 glasses of root beer
That's the underage equivalent of a drinking contest, I fear.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

67. So is this dumb rule
About prime number haiku
Gone like the morn's dew?

[Senpai]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

67. So is this dumb rule
About prime number haiku
Gone like the morn's dew?

68. A new rule for you
it does indeed to me seem
that TFON
has to drink with Fenris now
it's no longer a dream.

This haiku rule now
along with these lymrics too
we keep up with how?

[Senpai]

69. Both lymrick rule and
haiku rule are now..
OVERRULED, YOU BITCH.

[Senpai]

70. Rule 70 agrees that that the lymrick + haiku rules were a bunch of bullshit. Senpai thanks the gods above she has Hyperlexia.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

71. Hyperwhatia?

[Anacanapuna]

72. Rule 71 must be restated as a rule. And don't bitch about it, you started the thread!

[Jaglavak]

73. The party of the first part shall provide beer and a hot tub. The party of the second part shall bring ganja and scooby snacks.

[Kat]

74. Rules written while under the influence are subject to repeal if they include more than 3 misspellings and/or grammatical errors.

[bufftabby]

75. When the boss offers to buy everyone drinks...accept!

[Zeener Diode]

76.

[Jaglavak]

77. TLDR shall be acceptable as a valid defense.

[Wolf Larsen]

78. Certain of the matters discussed in this report about our and our subsidiaries' future performance, including, without limitation, future revenues, earnings, strategies, prospects, consequences and all other statements that are not purely historical constitute “forward-looking statements” within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Such forward-looking statements are subject to risks and uncertainties, which could cause actual results to differ materially from those anticipated. Such statements are based on management's beliefs as well as assumptions made by and information currently available to management. When used herein, the words “anticipate,” “intend,” “estimate,” “believe,” “expect,” “plan,” “should,” “hypothetical,” “potential,” “forecast,” “project,” variations of such words and similar expressions are intended to identify forward-looking statements. Factors that may cause actual results to differ are often presented with the forward-looking statements themselves. Other factors that could cause actual results to differ materially from those contemplated in any forward-looking statements made by us herein are discussed in filings we make with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), including our Annual Report on Form 10-K and subsequent reports on Form 10-Q and Form 8-K and available on our website: http://www.giraffeboards.com.

[Random Precision]

79. The formation of a Rules Committee will not commence until the rules for the formation of a Rules Committee have been approved by the Rules Committee.

[Khampelf]

80. Rule #76 shall be known as the parties rule rule.

[Simple Dog]

81. (Repealed pursuant to an order of the United States District Court for the Western District of Texas.)

[Kat]

82. Wolf Larsen is not allowed to make any rules that are more than 200 characters long.

[Anacanapuna]

83. Wolf Larsen shall herinafter be referred to as "That Character."

[Jaglavak]

84. A man's gotta know his limitations. This is also highly reccomended for women.

[BJMoose]

85. From now on, all rules shall be metric.

[Jaglavak]

86. Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign
Fucking up the scenery
Breaking my mind

[bufftabby]

87. Do this; don't do that.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

88. No Hitler references.

[Flying Saucerian]

You know who came up with that rule? Hitler.

89. No dogs allowed

[The Futility of Nihilism]

90. You the man now, dog.

[Ludovic]

91. Fark all the rules.

[Zeener Diode]

92. NO FUCKING MERLOT

[Anacanapuna]

93. Celibate merlot shall be allowed.

[Random Precision]

94. No Parking this side of street Monday through Friday between 6 AM and 9 AM from here to curb excepting Holidays.

[Khampelf]

95. Inebriated posting, while not mandatory, is strongly encouraged.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

96. The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

[Zeener Diode]

97. NO WIRE HANGERS

[Jaglavak]

98. Hot chicks are encouraged to flaunt it.

[Jaglavak]

99. Bottles of beer on the wall.

[Khampelf]

100. The Red Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone.