132: Gonna find my baby, gonna Snark her tight. Gonna Durp some afternoon delight

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

All those people claiming moral superiority in Beck's thread. What a joke. They're outraged that she's minimizing BLM which BTW she isn't. But what are they doing?? Judging others on a messageboard while there's civil unrest on a scale we've never seen. Talk about privilege.

Actually, yes, we have seen it*. This is getting close to that, though.

*I could link many more from that time, but I believe I've made the point.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What is this cyber action with the mean girls he speaks of here?

I believe it's a tonguejob from giraffe 'round back of the Box.

Which I'm still owed!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Can someone tell me why that poster said I have 'fake BRIT speak'?

I've no idea. I figured I must've missed something.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Can someone tell me why that poster said I have 'fake BRIT speak'?

Have a British person read one of your posts sometime and you'll distinctly hear a British accent.

[Someone]

I for one welcome our new Beck overlord.

[Someone]

Retrostark,

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=789154

Remember this? Idle Thoughts creates a game where he will ask 30 song questions, and for no real reason offers a cash prize to play. He runs out of steam at around #13, but insists the game is on. It limps on under new management to #30 with IT continuing to insist the money will be paid. By the end I think there are like 2 people owed $50 each. A couple of months later somebody starts a thread "Where's my money?" where IT comes up with shitty excuses why he can't pay now but he will still pay. Naturally he never did. I can't find the "where's my money?" thread though.

[Someone]

Criticism makes Tuba mad. Bet you a nickel that thread gets closed before it reaches page 4.

[Someone]

They only suspended me? Fuck them. I'm so disgusted with the moderation team that I'll never go back to post again anyway. Not even worth it for the banning, although I may feel differently in three days time and tell them how I really feel.

Fuck them. Fuck the SDMB.

[Someone]

I am convinced that Tuba is the kind of person who would lose money betting on replays.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

They only suspended me? Fuck them. I'm so disgusted with the moderation team that I'll never go back to post again anyway. Not even worth it for the banning, although I may feel differently in three days time and tell them how I really feel.

Fuck them. Fuck the SDMB.

They suspended you? Where?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

They suspended you? Where?

Here.

Originally Posted by Someone

Moderator Warning



Pitting moderators is not allowed, especially in ATMB.

ATMB posts are expected to be reasonably polite and respectful. While I am generally tolerant of people being upset, this post is just way too far over the line.

This is an official warning for inappropriate behavior in ATMB.

This is also an official warning for attacking the moderation staff.

Given the severity of this, I am also giving you a three day suspension. If you continue to post like this in ATMB when you return, we will be forced to discuss your posting privileges here.

Detroit Hoser's handle on the Dope is Fiveroptic. No announcement in ATMB, though.

[Someone]

That's because nobody knows or cares who I am over there. And also because pretty much everyone but Octoputz agrees with me.

[Someone]

Ah, didn't make the connection. I am proud of you. You got a RED warning. That's like getting a one hour boxing from Giraffe here.*
You're awesome Detroit.

*which I proudly have.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Moderator Warning

Pitting moderators is not allowed, especially in ATMB.

ATMB posts are expected to be reasonably polite and respectful. While I am generally tolerant of people being upset, this post is just way too far over the line.

This is an official warning for inappropriate behavior in ATMB.

This is also an official warning for attacking the moderation staff.

Given the severity of this, I am also giving you a three day suspension. If you continue to post like this in ATMB when you return, we will be forced to discuss your posting privileges here.

Hey asshole, I know you read over here, so just circle your wagons and ban me. You and Jonathan Chance, Colibri, TubaDiva, and everyone else but Miller are falling right in line with the rest of the white people who are complicit through inaction. People like YOU are no better than the police and the President, because you turn a blind eye. You're afraid of a lawsuit that you know goddamn well will never happen. Turn away, cowards, turn away in fear that you might offend a racist.

I should have told you to fuck yourselves and die back when you let Cesario post about raping children, after the outcry from decent human beings.

You are not decent human beings.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Detroit Hoser's handle on the Dope is Fiveroptic. No announcement in ATMB, though.

Originally Posted by Someone

That's because nobody knows or cares who I am over there. And also because pretty much everyone but Octoputz agrees with me.

I just looked through a bunch of the suspension announcements and none were for less than a week. That might be why there's no announcement.

[Someone]

In all fairness, it's not totally the mods fault. They have an incompetent leader who collects an allowance for doing diddly squat for the board.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I should have told you to fuck yourselves and die back when you let Cesario post about raping children, after the outcry from decent human beings.

You are not decent human beings.

Dude.... you should step away.

Originally Posted by Someone

Criticism makes Tuba mad. Bet you a nickel that thread gets closed before it reaches page 4.

Yeah, same old Tuba, thin-skinned, unable to admit error, etc.

However I am amused by Babale's phrase "not afraid of getting sewed by a whacko conservative."

One never knows with those aggressive Fascist-Sewing Grannies....

[Someone]

Congrats, Hoser! I'm glad you quit that nasty habit.

[Someone]

Stupid Dope was timing out when I was here earlier and it's doing it still but with a different useless message. Omnishambles. There's a lot of that about at the moment.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

♫♪ Skyyyyyyyy rocket's in flight...
Afternoon delight! ♪♫

In my naive youth I really thought this was about model rocketry. In my defense it's the kind of song where only the chorus sticks in your head, and was sung so cheerily that, unlike say AC/DC's You Shook Me, you'd never suspect it was just about banging the afternoon away.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

saucystench seems to have an unhealthy obsession with inserting things into my butt.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...&postcount=120



http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...&postcount=137

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...&postcount=159

Still can't believe they didn't realize that she was/is one of Charlie Wayne's socks-when myself and other Dopers pointed this out, in his bannination post where the meek old fart persona was suddenly replaced by hers, that the mods completely glossed over the slip-up and just kept her suspended, while banning him.

Combined with the recent load of crap moderation this week, not sure why tf I bother...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

In all fairness, it's not totally the mods fault. They have an incompetent leader who collects an allowance for doing diddly squat for the board.

What would happen if they stood up to her? What the fuck? Nobody will take a stand for what is right? We're not talking about being allowed to call someone a cunt, we're talking about not making waves about an illegal military order against American citizens, something that is actually happening right now. The very least any of them can do is say, "Nah, you're so wrong, and this is bullshit," and fucking stand up for what's right. The worst that can happen? They are asked to not be a mod anymore. Horrors.

Originally Posted by Someone

Dude.... you should step away.

Fuck off.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Criticism makes Tuba mad. Bet you a nickel that thread gets closed before it reaches page 4.

I think she's getting legal advice from West Va, if you get my drift.

So if no one gets successfully prosecuted, the act is legal? That would cover the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, the murders of the Zodiac and Jack the Ripper, and every murder-suicide since they don't prosecute you for murder once you're dead.

[Someone]

Back to Beck's pit thread. Saucywrench finds out Beck has blocked her and, well, Octoputz and chela make an appearance. Again, we get blamed for being a tag team.

If we were half as organized as they think, the whole effing dope would be in a tiny box FOREVER.

Post 198 and 199.

Tune in tomorrow for more Tales From the Cornfield.

[Someone]

Saucyflossie, quoted me word for word on my post here.

Y'all are a shitty 'cheer squad'. Keep this up and we'll have to have more practices.

[Someone]

I shall now and forever more use the sig-line "Beckdapet"

I kinda love it.

[Someone]

Wolfpup basically asks her how many more times she's planning on saying the same thing? She's got an agenda and it's not a sane one.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Fuck off.

Very Clothahump.... yeah, step away, you're frothing.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Fuck off.

Yuppers!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Saucyflossie, quoted me word for word on my post here.

Y'all are a shitty 'cheer squad'. Keep this up and we'll have to have more practices.

LINK, melonfarmer!

[Someone]

Wow, I just found out that there is a way to ignore a thread here!

But what if all you want to ignore is the thread title? No hope.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Very Clothahump.... yeah, step away, you're frothing.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

LINK, melonfarmer!

I'd dearly love to provide a LINK.
Alas, I cannot. She's on ignore and I can't get the Dope to do anything. I keep timing out.

[Someone]

Well Beck, you're busted.

Dropzone on the fake-Brit speak.
What fake Brit-speak? She's a hillbilly. They talk like that.

Sorry, but I lol'ed at that.

[Someone]

NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THE BUNKER!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I shall now and forever more use the sig-line "Beckdapet"

I kinda love it.

You should email Tubadiva and ask her to change your name. Watch their tiny heads go

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well Beck, you're busted.

Dropzone on the fake-Brit speak.
What fake Brit-speak? She's a hillbilly. They talk like that.

Sorry, but I lol'ed at that.

fake-Brit speak? where do they get this stuff?

[Someone]

There's a lot of mental disorder-level anger in that thread. Wow. It's also verging on inciting a board war. I guess that's what they have to do since they're too cowardly to actually post here.

[Someone]

504 gateway time out.

[Someone]

Alright - if SaucyDense has a sock here, I would love to know who it is, so we can box it forever. She also sounds like Octo on a bender.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

504 gateway time out.

Well good for you Ms. Moneybags, you got a number. All I got was big black letters on a white background.

[Someone]

Okay, but how does rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite?

[Someone]

They trade off guitar solo duties on Blue Collar Man and Sympathy when on tour, making the thought of seeing them so exciting.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Just noticed that the thread title makes a very mildly dirty song sound much, much dirtier.

In 1976, a song about a nooner playing on daytime radio was pretty dirty.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Okay, but how does rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite?

Well, if a mommy and daddy love each other very much then...

[Someone]

So that saucy... Person is paranoid. I think she's saying that a joke Beck made to dropzone- remember, the guy who saved her life, she posted about, they've both mentioned they have off board communication- about how she haz ways to find stuff out is a "veiled threat" and/or"nefarious".

[Someone]

I said the 'haz ways...' over here. Not there.
I wanted to see if she picked it up.
Cast
Set the hook
Caught!

hi, saucy

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I said the 'haz ways...' over here. Not there.
I wanted to see if she picked it up.
Cast
Set the hook
Caught!

hi, saucy

She said you made the remark to dropzone- maybe in that covid thread? Are you threatening dropzone? You're a mean one, beckdawrek.

[Someone]

You should be paying mafia with us Beck. You got skills.

[Someone]

I don't know what Saucy is talking about, unless it's the crap IT went off on me about. I've never been mean a day in my life.
I'm angelic.
Dropzone and me have been friends a long time. Anything I post about him he's mostly already heard. He gets aggravated at me if I post too much about him. So sometimes he chews me out. It's his way.
He does tease me about my hick accent, guv'nah. tallyho and fish n' chips, Harry Potter. (Beck's britspeak)