Can we put the "Special Invitations for domebo" idea to rest?

[Veb]

Originally Posted by Dazzling White Diamonds

Veb, dammit, I've snorted various fluids out my nose on several occasions upon reading your posts.

I think I lof you, mah cherie.

::modestly twirls toe::

Shucks, thanks.

See, people? Those dweebs at Science Camp were right! You too can be popular, though it helps immensely if you do it under an assumed name and among people who aren't at immediate risk of ever actually meeting you. Because if they ever met you in person they'd be just as repulsed as everyone else who flees as soon as you appear.

I've found that pursuit and a full-body tackle doesn't help. That's why I vastly prefer the internet.

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by TVeblen

I've found that pursuit and a full-body tackle does help.

Fixed it for you. I'm willing to keep my vote now, but I have conditions.

[Moon Dog]

Originally Posted by TVeblen

Binoculars and crotch-rubbing and hooting things like "Yo, move that thang, baby!" have made me very popular. In between arrests, of course, but anybody who wants to be popular must be willing to put forth some effort.

I learned that as a counselor at Seven's Science Camp. They called it Instilling Values.

Originally Posted by TVeblen

::modestly twirls toe::

Shucks, thanks.

See, people? Those dweebs at Science Camp were right! You too can be popular, though it helps immensely if you do it under an assumed name and among people who aren't at immediate risk of ever actually meeting you. Because if they ever met you in person they'd be just as repulsed as everyone else who flees as soon as you appear.

I've found that pursuit and a full-body tackle doesn't help. That's why I vastly prefer the internet.

This one time at, Science Camp.......

[Veb]

Originally Posted by Moon Dog

This one time at, Science Camp.......

If you're the one who kept wheezing, "Get her off me" and cried a little, you're a total weenie, Moon Dog. Shit, no wonder some of you losers never get invited anywhere. You have no social graces at all.

The few friends I have just usually shout, "Don't worry! She's friendly!", kinda like they would for a rambunctious St. Bernard with, of course, the drooling issues characteristic of the breed.

[whirlingbladesofkick]

I <3 FarmerChick

[Fenris]

:: tasers Dogbutler ::

[whirlingbladesofkick]

Originally Posted by Fenris

:: tasers Dogbutler ::

I read this as :: tastes ::

Which is creepy, but ok, I guess....

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by misshannah

I read this as :: tastes ::

Which is creepy, but ok, I guess....

...so, what do you taste like?

[WednesdayAddams]

And yet you still gave her the rubber hose.

[Victor Frankenstein]

I kind of liked that part.

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by Seven

I kind of liked that part.

Kids today and their vanilla hosework at summer camp. It's adorable.

[Fish]

Couth oozers always lose. I read that H.P. Lovercraft's "Great Couth Ooze Loses."

[Mame]

Originally Posted by Fish

Couth oozers always lose. I read that H.P. Lovercraft's "Great Couth Ooze Loses."

Ye gods - I can't even say that MENTALLY five times fast.

[Veb]

Originally Posted by Fish

Couth oozers always lose. I read that H.P. Lovercraft's "Great Couth Ooze Loses."

God, I love this place.

You people are just so, so delightfully sly and twisted. And funny.

[Victor Frankenstein]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Gre'at Cou'th Ooze L'oses.

[Lazlo]

Originally Posted by featherlou

There is a recurring idea going around here that domebo was a board that wanted to invite only special people; that only *certain* posters from the Straight Dope were invited.

Wait... We were only supposed to go to domebo if we were invited? My bad. I registered and everything!

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Lazlo

Wait... We were only supposed to go to domebo if we were invited? My bad. I registered and everything!

Personally, I slipped in with the caterers.

[Detroit Hoser]

Originally Posted by Borborygmi

Personally, I slipped in with the caterers.

A-HA! I thought there was something odd about the way the macaroni salad was shaped like a human head.

[Clowns to the left of me]

What Exit, please just stop.