Snark Sauce: Durpz 57

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Are you saying "whinge" instead of whine because Lounsy used the word lately?

I've never seen you or anyone else here use it until that pompous, bombastic old windbag said it.

It just seems that DocMouthBreather would whine like a Brit. Because reasons. Probably the first time I've used the word, I used to think it was a typo when I saw it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Isn't kayaker from Canuckistan? They're part of the UK so that's a free pass right there.

Western PA, actually. Pretty near Guin, if you accept 'within 200 miles' as 'pretty near'. He made a reference, once, that sounded vaguely familiar*, so I googled it, and found out I've driven within 10 miles of him, and probably Guin, too. Hell, I know I've driven within a mile of Dio/Ken's house, once, just based on something he said about his nearest Interstate on-ramp, while he was waving a gun around because Nonnies were in his bushes, looking to rape his daughters.

*I live in central NY, FTR, but went to school in Ohio, so drove through western PA, including Pittsburgh, regularly.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Aw, thanks for the hug owl. Is there a puppy rainbow smiley?

Oops! Typo!

Lemme try that again:

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Much more effective, IMO.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Western PA, actually. Pretty near Guin, if you accept 'within 200 miles' as 'pretty near'.

Americans think that 100 years is old, and Brits think that 100 miles is far.

[Someone]

I've never heard that before. Did you just make it up?

FTR, I do think 100 years is old because in many ways it is, e.g., if you're talking about something in the back of the fridge.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Hell, I know I've driven within a mile of Dio/Ken's house, once, just based on something he said about his nearest Interstate on-ramp, while he was waving a gun around because Nonnies were in his bushes, looking to rape his daughters.

Who do you think you are taking your life into your own hands anyway? ducati?

[Someone]

I'd always heard it as the number 500.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Who do you think you are taking your life into your own hands anyway? ducati?

It's my life. I can take it anywhere I like. Including to within a mile of a fruitcake with a gun. So there! Fuck you very much!

If I'd have known how close I was, I'da pulled into his parking lot and honked! Just to scare teh Nonnies in his bushes, of course.

[Someone]

I was "hunting" around on the Internet and found this board. Looks like it's just my sort of place!!!

Ummm... Ricky Gervais doesn't post here, does he?

See y'all around!!!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I was "hunting" around on the Internet and found this board. Looks like it's just my sort of place!!!

Ummm... Ricky Gervais doesn't post here, does he?

See y'all around!!!

How you doin'?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

How you doin'?

Git away! Mine! Mine!

Hi, doll!

[Someone]

@Giraffe, you might want to keep your head down...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It's my life. I can take it anywhere I like. Including to within a mile of a fruitcake with a gun. So there! Fuck you very much!

If I'd have known how close I was, I'da pulled into his parking lot and honked! Just to scare teh Nonnies in his bushes, of course.

I hate to say it but I would have too.

[Someone]

Once you're in the right zip code all you have to do is follow the cheeto dust trail into the lair. But be careful; it might be a trap.

[Someone]

Dopers, is there anything they won't share?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Dopers, is there anything they won't share?

At least it's on his chest.



Oh. Moobs.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Are you saying "whinge" instead of whine because Lounsy used the word lately?

I've never seen you or anyone else here use it until that pompous, bombastic old windbag said it.

It's been popular in Durpsville since forevs.

[Someone]

If Foggy wasn't from '99 I would guess that thread was a Nonny up to some fun.

[Someone]

This is pretty much just Broomstick said something for now, but it might lead to good snark. Will the dentist tell her to get healthy wisdom teeth removed? Or to dump her husband and marry a real man? Or will the inflammation turn into another pus filled cyst of doom to entertain the MPSIMSers... I'm just bored enough to follow it and find out.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

This is pretty much just Broomstick said something for now, but it might lead to good snark. Will the dentist tell her to get healthy wisdom teeth removed? Or to dump her husband and marry a real man? Or will the inflammation turn into another pus filled cyst of doom to entertain the MPSIMSers... I'm just bored enough to follow it and find out.

Is she getting paid by the word? How can someone write so much about so little?

[Someone]

Well, she's poor so she already knows they'll try to take advantage of her because she's poor. If she wasn't poor they'd treat her ethically but she's poor. Also, she's poor.

[Someone]

Wouldn't it be awesome if her dentist puts her on nitrous and brands rebeW on her ass. No way in hell anyone will believe her. Plus, she's poor.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Wouldn't it be awesome if her dentist puts her on nitrous and brands rebeW on her ass. No way in hell anyone will believe her. Plus, she's poor.

I am totally in favor of her dentist doing this, and I would contribute to a fund to get him to do it, as long as we don't have to see pictures.

[Someone]

All that to say, "I have four cavities."

[Someone]

Broomie really does put the MPS in MPSIMS, doesn't she?

I'd rather her fill us in on those "gory details" that ensue when her and her husband both have to poop at the same time. Like what? Does he sit as far back as he can on the john, spread his legs, then she sits on his lap and shits between them?

These thoughts have had me waking up screaming at night. I need closure.

[Someone]

Thanks, I really needed that image in my head. Excuse me while I go pound it out of there with a hammer.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Thanks, I really needed that image in my head. Excuse me while I go pound it out of there with a hammer.

Don't mention it!

After they're finished, "RELHOK" is stamped on his bottom thighs.



Here's a ball-peen hammer for your convenience.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Broomie really does put the MPS in MPSIMS, doesn't she?

I'd rather her fill us in on those "gory details" that ensue when her and her husband both have to poop at the same time. Like what? Does he sit as far back as he can on the john, spread his legs, then she sits on his lap and shits between them?

These thoughts have had me waking up screaming at night. I need closure.

Maybe she borrows aruvqan's stockpot.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Maybe she borrows aruvqan's stockpot.

"We're having stew tonight!"

[Someone]

I gotta stop reading this thread while having breakfast.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

This is pretty much just Broomstick said something for now, but it might lead to good snark. Will the dentist tell her to get healthy wisdom teeth removed? Or to dump her husband and marry a real man? Or will the inflammation turn into another pus filled cyst of doom to entertain the MPSIMSers... I'm just bored enough to follow it and find out.

That post reads a lot like sneak-begging. It's one step removed from the old "help Stoid stop the pain" thread.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That post reads a lot like sneak-begging. It's one step removed from the old "help Stoid stop the pain" thread.

Well, she is poor, you know.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well, she is poor, you know.

Someone's poor?

I can lend them some kale and many limes!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Someone's poor?

I can lend them some kale and many limes!

Yeah yeah, we all know you gave up on the kale & lime goop diet after four days Gwynnie

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Yeah yeah, we all know you gave up on the kale & lime goop diet after four days Gwynnie

Yeh, but then it was three straight days of margaritas. I win!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well, she's poor so she already knows they'll try to take advantage of her because she's poor. If she wasn't poor they'd treat her ethically but she's poor. Also, she's poor.

She may be poor in money, but she's rich in...




umm.....




Yeh, she's poor.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well, she is poor, you know.

Wait, what?

Why wasn't I told?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That post reads a lot like sneak-begging. It's one step removed from the old "help Stoid stop the pain" thread.

Which thread is that?

[Someone]

I think I know why Fenris hasn't closed this thread yet.

BECAUSE THE NUMBER "58" HAS ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REFERENCE IN POP CULTURE OR CONDIMENTS.

Apologies for the all-caps.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Which thread is that?

Hmmm... Google-fu is failing me. I'll keep at it.

[Someone]

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/grate.../direwolf.html

When I awoke, the Dire Wolf
Six hundred pounds of sin
Was grinnin at my window
All I said was "come on in"

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Hmmm... Google-fu is failing me. I'll keep at it.

GB's take on it begins here.

[Someone]

Well, the media (including gifs) is gone, but you can an idea of what used to be.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If Foggy wasn't from '99 I would guess that thread was a Nonny up to some fun.

I dunno - snarking on Foggy seems a bit like kicking a two-legged puppy that's just trying to hop along to avoid traffic. He has just a really, really awful existence and making fun of him for it seems really mean.

Yes, fine, I'll show my whiny ass out...

[Someone]

Well, that's a nice bit of apophasis.

But I don't mean to make fun. I seriously thought "troll" until I saw the member date.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well, the media (including gifs) is gone, but you can an idea of what used to be.

NO!!! Not the bruxism!!!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well, that's a nice bit of apophasis.

But I don't mean to make fun. I seriously thought "troll" until I saw the member date.

Yah, yah. But I think he needs a Bosda clause. I feel terrible for the guy every time I read one of his posts.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

"We're having stew tonight!"

"I got the recipe from a nature show about how birds feed their young."

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

NO!!! Not the bruxism!!!

(I know, YIKES, right?)

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I think I know why Fenris hasn't closed this thread yet.

BECAUSE THE NUMBER "58" HAS ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REFERENCE IN POP CULTURE OR CONDIMENTS.

Apologies for the all-caps.

Derp Snark 58: the 58th Derp Snark.