Snark Sauce: Durpz 57

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It totally is a time machine! I'm trying it out right now and I'm setting the controls for 150 million years ago. Here goes... ooh, impressive! ... right, I'm stepping out now.

And you won't believe what I can see...

oh, fuck!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It totally is a time machine! I'm trying it out right now and I'm setting the controls for 150 million years ago. Here goes... ooh, impressive! ... right, I'm stepping out now.

And you won't believe what I can see...

oh, fuck!

You fool! You should know never to enter Giraffe's garage. Especially if invited.


But, please, if you can manage, don't step on any butterflies.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

"You know nothing, BigSnow."

That one has me ygritting my teeth.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Yep, that was a gem. Why is DrDeth's long and tedious history of posting about Game of Thrones being taken into account in responding to his current long and tedious post about Game of Thrones? Huh? Huh? Everyone should know nothing, like me!

There're a half dozen or so people on the Durp (BigTard included) who believe that every! single! post! should be taken in a vacuum. So if...oh, say...Stoid offers legal advice, you shouldn't consider any other posts she's ever made. Every post should be taken on it's own merits, the poster posting (and especially their history) are/is irreleveant.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

There're a half dozen or so people on the Durp (BigTard included) who believe that every! single! post! should be taken in a vacuum. So if...oh, say...Stoid offers legal advice, you shouldn't consider any other posts she's ever made. Every post should be taken on it's own merits, the poster posting (and especially their history) are/is irreleveant.

So, Stoid's Advice is kinda like Schordinger's Cat? It is in superposition of being both existing in the box and useful until the box is opened and it escapes onto the internet and becomes useless as the superposition collapses because people then know it's really bad advice?

[Someone]

That "cat's" been dead even before it was put in the box.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

This is why Giraffe is so fervently working on the time machine in his garage.

So we can point and laugh at PSXer in the past, too?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

So we can point and laugh at PSXer in the past, too?

Cock block his dad.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

So, Stoid's Advice is kinda like Schordinger's Cat? It is in superposition of being both existing in the box and useful until the box is opened and it escapes onto the internet and becomes useless as the superposition collapses because people then know it's really bad advice?

No--it's more like Schrodinger's Vacuum-Sealed Poo-Container. It says what it is right there on the outside of the box, but it doesn't stink unless you open it. Any...ANY legal advice Stoid gives is guaranteed to be bad. Period. Even if she (against all odds and history) says "Wow...that's a complicated issue. You should talk to a lawyer and not get advice off the internet*", she'll somehow, some way be wrong.



*She would never say this, since, per Stoid, all lawyers are morons who keep secret knowledge to prevent laypeople from actually doing anything on their own. And they're dicks for not sharing their secret moron-knowledge for free.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

This is why Giraffe is so fervently working on the time machine in his garage.

It's already done.

And again with the not being able to post pics

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That "cat's" been dead even before it was put in the box.

In fact, that's where the phrase 'dead cat bounce' came from. Trufax.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well, it's not actually a time machine, that's just what he tells people so that they will get in it.

Well that explains all the sticky goo in the bottom of it then.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I didn't even notice how old it was until you pointed it out

That thread was so old that when I clicked on the link the dust made my browser sneeze.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That thread was so old that when I clicked on the link the dust made my browser sneeze.

That thread was so old, that when I clicked on the link, I broke its hip.

[Someone]

We know Giraffe has a time machine. Fenris joined this board in 1970.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That thread was so old, that when I clicked on the link, I broke its hip.

That thread was so old, I had to open it with librarian gloves.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

There're a half dozen or so people on the Durp (BigTard included) who believe that every! single! post! should be taken in a vacuum. So if...oh, say...Stoid offers legal advice, you shouldn't consider any other posts she's ever made. Every post should be taken on it's own merits, the poster posting (and especially their history) are/is irreleveant.

:r aeg::rae g:


You, sir, are in error!

Stoid is a legal genius!

A LegalGENIUS!!!!!

:r aeg::rae g:

ETA: screwed up somma my rages, but don't care!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Any snark post that contains the word whither is at least 75% funnier, IMO.

Yeah, well pickings are slim there at the moment, with the NuMods being all reasonable and shit; it was that or kanicbird saying the angels protect him from buttrape.

[Someone]

Does a dead cat = non-dog, non-elephant? Or is it a non-cat or ex-cat? Is it a non-ex-parrot? or an ex-non-parrot?

You should know never to enter Giraffe's garage.

Does it put the lotion on its skin? Bonus: Action referenced contains a non-cat.

[Someone]

That thread was so old, that when I clicked on the link, I broke its hip.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It's already done.

And again with the not being able to post pics

"Waitaminnit, Giraffe... Are you telling me... you built a time machine... outta a Nissan Leaf?!"

Originally Posted by Someone

We know Giraffe has a time machine. Fenris joined this board in 1970.

"Whoa... That's heavy..."

He should change that to 1955.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Cock block his dad.

It wasn't very hard, said PSXer's mother...

He's too easy. It's even worse than snarking on DrBreth, at this point. Perhaps the "Bosda Clause" should be extended....

Nahhhh. It's too much fun to fuck with them.

[Someone]

Robert163:

Do illegal marijuana field farmers really shoot at trespassers like they do in TV and movies? Because here's some links I found that totally says it happens.

[Someone]

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL OPEN FENRIS
YOU'RE A WORSE MOD THAN CZARCASM

/RAEG

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Yeah, well pickings are slim there at the moment, with the NuMods being all reasonable and shit; it was that or kanicbird saying the angels protect him from buttrape.

I don't know if you thought I was bring sarcastic? "Whither the honest artisan?" cracked me the hell up.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL OPEN FENRIS
YOU'RE A WORSE MOD THAN CZARCASM

/RAEG

All the mods and all the cool people think that longer threads are a good idea.

So nyaah.

[Someone]

I LIKE FENRIS!

I bent my wookie.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

All the mods and all the cool people think that longer threads are a good idea.

So nyaah.

All the really cool people are satisfied with the size of their threads. If you got an email implying otherwise, perhaps you are just insecure?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Robert163:

Do illegal marijuana field farmers really shoot at trespassers like they do in TV and movies? Because here's some links I found that totally says it happens.

Holy shit. I gather Tripler doesn't like booby traps?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

All the mods and all the cool people think that longer threads are a good idea.

So nyaah.

how dare you imply I'm not one of the cool kids.

[Someone]

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