Fat chicks and Chevrolet Cavaliers/Pontiac Sunfires - Page 3

Andrew Jackson's Hair · #**101** 4th December 2009, 09:43 AM

gj nerd

*Veb* · #**102** 4th December 2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff

Goddamn it, Veb! You moved the thread to the Pit and now it sucks ass.

And what the hell is up with that?!

A half-way slugfest gets moved from Just The Facts but the instant it hits the Pit all the incensed parties clam up, doze off or stare raptly at the walls. I swear, either the Pit is cursed or gnats have longer attention spans.

(bitterly)

Now everybody will start earnestly discussing cars again so we'll have to hoick this sucker right back to JTF. You do this on purpose, don't say you don't.

The Futility of Nihilism · #**103** 4th December 2009, 10:06 AM

I find fish's analysis on who buys what kind of cars fascinating.

Yes, I'm doing this on purpose.

lifeboat · #**104** 4th December 2009, 10:12 AM

Yeah, nice going, Veb. And to think, I tried to keep you from getting boxed. No more, Veb... no more.

bufftabby · #**105** 4th December 2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TVeblen

And what the hell is up with that?!

A half-way slugfest gets moved from Just The Facts but the instant it hits the Pit all the incensed parties clam up, doze off or stare raptly at the walls. I swear, either the Pit is cursed or gnats have longer attention spans.

(bitterly)

Now everybody will start earnestly discussing cars again so we'll have to hoick this sucker right back to JTF. You do this on purpose, don't say you don't.

This never would have happened if you were an admin.

Fish · #**106** 4th December 2009, 10:21 AM

I find the best way to show disdain for people who are stupid, racist, bigoted, drama whores, kicking, screaming, pouting, etc., is to just discuss a valid topic instead of acknowledging their behavior.

WednesdayAddams · #**107** 4th December 2009, 10:23 AM

Hey, look at that. The Dope got a rule right. Offline shit should stay offline. Who knew?

jali · #**108** 4th December 2009, 10:24 AM

But...but...

...can anyone tell me why I don't like coffee?

mlerose · #**109** 4th December 2009, 10:25 AM

Because it's gross!

WednesdayAddams · #**110** 4th December 2009, 10:26 AM

::assgrabs:: for mle! (boiled bean juice? Nastiness)

jali · #**111** 4th December 2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jali

But...but...

...can anyone tell me why I don't like coffee?

I love coffee.

I was VC03ing.

Mako · #**112** 4th December 2009, 10:30 AM

Fish. That was awesome. Possibly pointless given the context of the thread, but really wonderful nonetheless.

Borborygmi · #**113** 4th December 2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jali

I love coffee.

I was VC03ing.

jali, why are you SO LOUD?

WednesdayAddams · #**114** 4th December 2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jali

I love coffee.

I was VC03ing.

Woman, coffee is just ick.

mlerose · #**115** 4th December 2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

Woman, coffee is just ick.

Yep. I've tried it in various iterations and I think it's nasty.

bufftabby · #**116** 4th December 2009, 10:43 AM

COFFEE IS AWESOME.

Darmund · #**117** 4th December 2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

Woman, coffee is just ick.

I love coffee. This imaginary internet relationship is over!

SoylentPopTart · #**118** 4th December 2009, 10:46 AM

I like coffee and fat chicks and Pontiacs. Not all at the same time, that would be weird.

The Futility of Nihilism · #**119** 4th December 2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bufftabby

This never would have happened if you were an admin.

This would never have happened if your mom was an admin!

The Futility of Nihilism · #**120** 4th December 2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jali

I love coffee.

Whew! I was worried I'd have to cross you off my "TO STALK" list!

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

Woman, coffee is just ick.

Awww

Mako · #**121** 4th December 2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SoylentPopTart

I like coffee and fat chicks and Pontiacs. Not all at the same time, that would be weird.

I think it could work. It'd be like some sort of extreme sport maybe? Drinking a Latte while getting head from a trailerwhale in a skydiving Fiero?

I dunno.

WednesdayAddams · #**122** 4th December 2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Darmund

I love coffee. This imaginary internet relationship is over!

You can still hypothetically snort it off my tailbone. Just don't expect me to virtually drink any.

Darmund · #**123** 4th December 2009, 10:56 AM

Oh. Ok then.

SoylentPopTart · #**124** 4th December 2009, 10:59 AM

Could you two get a room?

Or the backseat of a Sunfire? Apparently they are pretty roomy...

DoubleJ · #**125** 4th December 2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jali

But...but...

...can anyone tell me why I don't like coffee?

I know this one! I know this one! It's 'cause your avatar is black, right?

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Originally Posted by jali

I love coffee.

I was VC03ing.

Wait, so you mean your avatar's not black then? Dammit woman, quit messing with me!

WednesdayAddams · #**126** 4th December 2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SoylentPopTart

Could you two get a room?

Or the backseat of a Sunfire? Apparently they are pretty roomy...

Am I fat enough? I weigh 143

Inner Stickler · #**127** 4th December 2009, 11:24 AM

I will gladly drink all your coffee for you. So delicious.

Khampelf · #**128** 4th December 2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mako

I think it could work. It'd be like some sort of extreme sport maybe? Drinking a Latte while getting head from a trailerwhale in a skydiving Fiero?

I dunno.

It's not as fun as you might think. One tip, make sure you finish and she detaches before you land.

jali · #**129** 4th December 2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Borborygmi

jali, why are you SO LOUD?

You made me laugh!

jali · #**130** 4th December 2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Whew! I was worried I'd have to cross you off my "TO STALK" list!

No take backs - no do overs - no cross offs!

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Originally Posted by DoubleJ

I know this one! I know this one! It's 'cause your avatar is black, right?

Wait, so you mean your avatar's not black then? Dammit woman, quit messing with me!

I like messing with you.

Mako · #**131** 4th December 2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Khampelf

It's not as fun as you might think. One tip, make sure you finish and she detaches before you land.

Good point. Some form of rip-cord and explosive bolt arrangement will be in place.

Who_me? · #**132** 4th December 2009, 12:43 PM

Odd sort of thread here. Just read it and I thought it would have legs, then it just lost its edge.

As for the fat chick poll, it doesn't bother me... then again, I ain't female. I always thought the Doper habit of piling on someone because they said fat, or black, or white, or male... was stupid. Yes, it's not an intelligent question, but just tell him that he's incorrect and make him feel stupid... not defensive.

It's not like he said all fat chicks should be shot at dawn, and it's not like overweight people don't exist. Ah well, I'm in the minority here, although I do try not to ask dumb questions like that.

And elmwood? If you're still reading this, remember the cardinal rule, "Don't stick it in the crazy".

Steerpike · #**133** 4th December 2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Who_me?

And elmwood? If you're still reading this, remember the cardinal rule, "Don't stick it in the crazy".

Uh uh. There's no sex like crazy sex.

Who_me? · #**134** 4th December 2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Scissorjack

Uh uh. There's no sex like crazy sex.

I'm not going to say the sex is bad, it's afterwards when they start slicing up your pets, that it gets bad. That goes for women and crazy guys and gays of both genders too.

Detroit Hoser · #**135** 5th December 2009, 02:41 AM

Finally! A little recognition for being a crazy lesbian. It's about fucking time.

jali · #**136** 5th December 2009, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Who_me?

And elmwood? If you're still reading this, remember the cardinal rule, "Don't stick it in the crazy".

Don't talk about me like I'm not here!

What movie did I just quote?

Taur · #**137** 5th December 2009, 07:41 AM

Shelby in Steel Magnolias?

Muskrat Love · #**138** 5th December 2009, 02:09 PM

I've been married to two different fat chicks who drove red Honda Civics. There's an interesting statistic.

*Veb* · #**139** 5th December 2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Badtz Maru

I've been married to two different fat chicks who drove red Honda Civics. There's an interesting statistic.

To whom?

Radical Edward · #**140** 5th December 2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Who_me?

I always thought the Doper habit of piling on someone because they said fat, or black, or white, or male... was stupid.

You're right, if it's just that one post. Elmwood has a number of threads like this. If you click right here you'll see what I mean: retarded greeters at Wal-Mart, old people clothing, women "scientifically" proven to be cleaner, Mexicans afraid of dogs, Linux users, etc. If it had just been one thread he wouldn't even be on my radar. But he's done this repeatedly. And he's a douche.

Zombies! · #**141** 5th December 2009, 04:33 PM

Coffee is nasty stuff.

That's why I drink coke zero in the mornings

elmwood · #**142** 5th December 2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Edward

You're right, if it's just that one post. Elmwood has a number of threads like this. If you click right here you'll see what I mean: retarded greeters at Wal-Mart, old people clothing, women "scientifically" proven to be cleaner, Mexicans afraid of dogs, Linux users, etc. If it had just been one thread he wouldn't even be on my radar. But he's done this repeatedly. And he's a douche.

When one poster said "don't stick your dick in the crazy", I think they could be meaning you. Considering your cyberstalking, you seem to be awfully obsessed with me and my posting activity.

I was a racist and sexist, but now I'm apparently a douche. Wanna' buy me an Ed Hardy shirt? Oh, wait ... OMG HE'S STEREOTYPING! NOT EVERYBODY WITH AN ED HARDY SHIRT IS A DOUCHEBAG! I KNOW THIS GUY WHO HAS AN ED HARDY SHIRT, AND HE'S NOT A DOUCHE!

Guess what? I've made some snarky posts here. Too bad you haven't seen all of my posts here, on the SDMB and other boards. Looks like you're basing your assumptions on me based on ... A VERY, VERY LIMITED SAMPLE SIZE, the same thing you're accusing me of when I made the OP. Who's the douche now, huh? Here's a mirror, and an Amazon page I think you'd like. Douchie douchie douchie douchie douchebag! Pfft!

I think I'll call you an offenderati, just as you've called me every name in the book and used "when did you stop beating your wife"-type accusations. You really need to grow a fucking pair, Eddie, or find yourself a gentle new-age message board where you can talk about yoga, organic foods, crystal rubbing, the wisdom of the Dalai Lama, and other such subjects without stumbling upon something mildly edgy that would harm your oh-so-sensitive virgin eyes. And take a fucking bath! I can smell that gamer funk of yours from cyberstalking me through your PC with Arch Linux for the past couple of days from all the way over here!

Detroit Hoser · #**143** 5th December 2009, 05:16 PM

Yeah, there's way too much caffeine in this thread.

bashere · #**144** 5th December 2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by elmwood

When one poster said "don't stick your dick in the crazy", I think they could be meaning you. You seem to be awfully obsessed with me and my posting activity.

I was a racist and sexist, but now I'm apparently a douche. Wanna' buy me an Ed Hardy shirt? Oh, wait ... OMG HE'S STEREOTYPING! NOT EVERYBODY WITH AN ED HARDY SHIRT IS A DOUCHEBAG! I KNOW THIS GUY WHO HAS AN ED HARDY SHIRT, AND HE'S NOT A DOUCHE!

Guess what? I've made some snarky posts here. Too bad you haven't seen all of my posts here, on the SDMB and other boards. Looks like you're basing your assumptions on me based on ... A LIMITED SAMPLE SIZE, the same thing you're accusing me of when I made this post. Who's the douche now, huh? Here's a mirror, and an Amazon page I think you'd like. Douchie douchie douchie douchie douchebag! Pfft!

I think I'll call you an offenderati, just as you've called me every name in the book and used the "when did you stop beating your wife"-type accusations. You really need to grow a fucking pair, Eddie. And take a fucking bath! I can smell that gamer funk of yours from stalking me through your PC with Arch Linux for the past couple of days from all the way over here!

I've been to a picnic, a rodeo and a world's fair, and that's the stupidest response I've ever seen to a post.

The bit where you had to make up shit edward didn't say? Yeah, that's pretty fucking much where you know that all her other accusations landed.

*plonk*

Radical Edward · #**145** 5th December 2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by elmwood

Douchie douchie douchie douchie douchebag! Pfft!

What are you, like, 5? Seriously.

You must have me confused with someone else. I'm not obsessed with your posts, I merely did a search on your username. I haven't called you every name in the book, and I haven't accused you of beating your wife. I'm also not a gamer.

elmwood · #**146** 5th December 2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Edward

What are you, like, 5? Seriously.

You must have me confused with someone else. I'm not obsessed with your posts, I merely did a search on your username. I haven't called you every name in the book, and I haven't accused you of beating your wife. I'm also not a gamer.

You've made the types of accusations that is impossible to defend yourself from. Also, you ARE obsessed with my posts, if you;'re trying to hard to prove that I'm a certain kind of person, using a very limited sample size. Guess you're a hypocrite, too. PROVE YOU'RE NOT.

You replied to my last post a minute or two after I last edited it, too. Subscribed to this thread? Following my actions through looking at my profile or viewing the "Currently Active Users" page? Cyberstalker. PROVE YOU'RE NOT.

Douchie douchie douchie douchie!

Radical Edward · #**147** 5th December 2009, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by elmwood

You've made the types of accusations that is impossible to defend yourself from. Also, you ARE obsessed with my posts, if you;'re trying to hard to prove that I'm a certain kind of person, using a very limited sample size. Guess you're a hypocrite, too. PROVE YOU'RE NOT.

Douchie douchie douchie douchie!

I'm not trying hard to prove anything. I posted one link. I asserted that you are a douche. That's my input, pretty much. Fuck you, peace out.

elmwood · #**148** 5th December 2009, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Edward

I'm not trying hard to prove anything. I posted one link. I asserted that you are a douche. That's my input, pretty much. Fuck you, peace out.

Doesn't sound so peaceful to me, cyberstalking hypocrite.

Limited sample size, Eddie. Limited sample size. What's good for the goose ...

HoHoHo · #**149** 5th December 2009, 09:34 PM

Dear Santa

Please make it stop.

Virginia

Failing that, I think we've just found our next "dramatic readings" script, kiddies.

*Veb* · #**150** 6th December 2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by HoHoHo

....I think we've just found our next "dramatic readings" script, kiddies.

Read the enthralling, "Douchie, douchie, douchie, douchie" refrain in portentous William Shatner style. "Douchie....DOUchie...douchie..............dou....chie"

The raw power of language, folks. Use it wisely.