Durp Snark #162: Snarking Dopers since 2009. It's taking longer than we thought

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Told you it was going to be really bad

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First
Hey

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::kabongs Steve Putnik for swiping iiandyiiii's schtick::

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Not gonna put a number on it?

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Originally Posted by Someone

Not gonna put a number on it?

It's gonna be 101 because she has your number.

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Huh. So this is what its like living under the iron paw of a Ratty dictatorship. I could get over it I guess, depending on what tax bracket I end up in.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Huh. So this is what its like living under the iron paw of a Ratty dictatorship. I could get over it I guess, depending on what tax bracket I end up in.

Your income will be minimal. You'll be in a tax parentheses.

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You know, @Rat Diva, you may yet be able to edit your OP to add a number to the thread title. Just sayin'…

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Originally Posted by Someone

Huh. So this is what its like living under the iron paw of a Ratty dictatorship. I could get over it I guess, depending on what tax bracket I end up in.

Pretty much wherever you are now. I'm too lazy to do any actual oppression so usurping snark thread titles from the Swedish is about the limit of it.

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I've got Jenny's number on my bike lock.

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Cain't edit thread titles, here. She'll have to appeal to a Mode to do that for her.

Or just admit that she Fenrised it, like Fenris did so often.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Cain't edit thread titles, here. She'll have to appeal to a Mode to do that for her.

Or just admit that she Fenrised it, like Fenris did so often.

Are you sure? I just managed to do it to my own (drunken!) test thread in the drunk tank:

https://www.giraffeboards.com/showth...13#post1818113

Just clicked edit for the OP and changed the title.

The snark thread should be where we go to share snark on other threads. It shouldn’t be the subject of snark itself.

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I had Hajario's blessing to start a new form.
You haven't numbered it.

The Proper way should've been

162: Snarking Dopers since 2009. It's taking longer than we thought [Jan-24]

@Rebo @hajario

And please Box Ratty for being obtuse. And an USURPER.

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Originally Posted by Someone

I had Hajario's blessing to start a new form.
You haven't numbered it.

The Proper way should've been

162: Snarking Dopers since 2009. It's taking longer than we thought [Jan-24]

@Rebo @hajario

And please Box Ratty for being obtuse. And an USURPER.

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Originally Posted by Someone

I had Hajario's blessing to start a new form.
You haven't numbered it.

The Proper way should've been

162: Snarking Dopers since 2009. It's taking longer than we thought [Jan-24]

@Rebo @hajario

And please Box Ratty for being obtuse. And an USURPER.

Since I was summoned, and late to the argument, I'm going with this title.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Oi!

+1

Originally Posted by Someone

You, sir, are a Heinous Villain

you can't accuse him of trying to hide it

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Originally Posted by Someone

Since I was summoned, and late to the argument, I'm going with this title.

Oh, well, nothing I can do but accept the usurping of my usurpury with grace and decorum.
















AS IF!

::kabongs Pencil and Rebo::

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Happy New Year, you bunch of of...of lovely people. Yeah that's it. 🧀

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Hey!

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https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-...-myself/995426

Beck made a few posts that annoyed people, then doubled down when called on it, got very touchy and eventually made a new thread to vaguely claim she was wrong, at no point actually elucidating what she's supposedly learnt., (thus indicating she probably hasn't "learnt" anything but she just wan't people off her back and back to being the centre of attention for reasons other than complaining.)

I think we've seen this cycle several times before.

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Originally Posted by Someone

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-...-myself/995426

Beck made a few posts that annoyed people, then doubled down when called on it, got very touchy and eventually made a new thread to vaguely claim she was wrong, at no point actually elucidating what she's supposedly learnt., (thus indicating she probably hasn't "learnt" anything but she just wan't people off her back and back to being the centre of attention for reasons other than complaining.)

I think we've seen this cycle several times before.

As snarkers go, you really are stupid. And late. We did this in the last thread, pinged Beck, who came over and commented.
And you only show up to snark on posters who you perceive as "woke" or "liberal" or "PC" whatever. Anything left of Trump, basically. Crawl back under your bridge and stay there with the mold and the lichen.

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Yes, they deserve the snark. And I hope they durp in hell!

(a propos nothing, just trying to lighten the mood)

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Originally Posted by Someone

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-...-myself/995426

Beck made a few posts that annoyed people, then doubled down when called on it, got very touchy and eventually made a new thread to vaguely claim she was wrong, at no point actually elucidating what she's supposedly learnt., (thus indicating she probably hasn't "learnt" anything but she just wan't people off her back and back to being the centre of attention for reasons other than complaining.)

I think we've seen this cycle several times before.

I guess no one ever told you, or the other durpers, that you’re free to skip over anything she posts.

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Originally Posted by Someone

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-...-myself/995426

Beck made a few posts that annoyed people, then doubled down when called on it, got very touchy and eventually made a new thread to vaguely claim she was wrong, at no point actually elucidating what she's supposedly learnt., (thus indicating she probably hasn't "learnt" anything but she just wan't people off her back and back to being the centre of attention for reasons other than complaining.)

I think we've seen this cycle several times before.

I think you need to shut up.
I'm pretty sure everyone knew what it was about. And I will certainly hook you up over here with a copy of the dissertation about what I've learned. I'm working on it now.
"Haters gonna hate" is the first line.

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Originally Posted by Someone

I think you need to shut up.
I'm pretty sure everyone knew what it was about. And I will certainly hook you up over here with a copy of the dissertation about what I've learned. I'm working on it now.
"Haters gonna hate" is the first line.

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I for one welcome our Ratty overlord. And cheers for channeling the spirit of Fenris! Hail 2024!

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Huh, I was able to edit the post title, but it didn't change the thread title. Oh well.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Huh, I was able to edit the post title, but it didn't change the thread title. Oh well.

KAAA---BONG---ONG--ONG-ONG

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Originally Posted by Someone

KAAA---BONG---ONG--ONG-ONG

You, sir, are a Heinous Villain

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Oi!

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Did y'all see the noob, stirring shit? Opened 2 zombies both about poop. One he was pooping in jail and hot female guard saw him. Second he was in a ladies room and "hot chick" came in and farted a lot while he was washing his hands. Cornfielded. Troll I guess.

Oh, and the pit thread THINKING has turned into a book club. Interesting discussion but it needs to be somewhere else.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Did y'all see the noob, stirring shit? Opened 2 zombies both about poop. One he was pooping in jail and hot female guard saw him. Second he was in a ladies room and "hot chick" came in and farted a lot while he was washing his hands. Cornfielded. Troll I guess.

Oh, and the pit thread THINKING has turned into a book club. Interesting discussion but it needs to be somewhere else.

I generally stay out of the pit, but the THINKING thread is quite interesting due to the book club discussion. I know hijacking is permitted, but this seems to be extreme. How often has a mod moved something OUT of the pit?

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Originally Posted by Someone

the THINKING thread is quite interesting due to the book club discussion. I know hijacking is permitted, but this seems to be extreme. How often has a mod moved something OUT of the pit?

link?

I see Bob Blaylock is suspended and now has a topic ban. good! is he an asshole on any subject or just the one?

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Originally Posted by Someone

link?

I see Bob Blaylock is suspended and now has a topic ban. good! is he an asshole on any subject or just the one?

Unfortunately the move hasn't happened, and I doubt it will.

The book discussion in the Thinking thread starts here

There's a few people recommending that the discussion should be continued elsewhere, like this post.

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Originally Posted by Someone

I see Bob Blaylock is suspended and now has a topic ban. good! is he an asshole on any subject or just the one?

He's an electrician and has occasionally posted helpful advice in DIY electrical threads. I haven't noticed him otherwise, but I'd lay high odds on asshole behavior in any topics outside of FQ.

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Originally Posted by Someone

I generally stay out of the pit, but the THINKING thread is quite interesting due to the book club discussion. I know hijacking is permitted, but this seems to be extreme. How often has a mod moved something OUT of the pit?

I have a vague recollection that it happened once Waaaaaaaaay back in the wayback times. When I was only in my 30s. Possibly.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Did y'all see the noob, stirring shit? Opened 2 zombies both about poop. One he was pooping in jail and hot female guard saw him. Second he was in a ladies room and "hot chick" came in and farted a lot while he was washing his hands. Cornfielded. Troll I guess.

Oh, and the pit thread THINKING has turned into a book club. Interesting discussion but it needs to be somewhere else.

Pooping is a hot, steamy topic on the SDMB. You are still a bit new there.

Do you want to hear about my colonoscopy prep?

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Show, don't tell.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Pooping is a hot, steamy topic on the SDMB. You are still a bit new there.

Back in the 1970s I was an avid reader of the old SD newspaper column.

So a bit later, when I discovered there were SD books I could buy, I binge-read two or three of them in a row.

By the time I was done, I realized that two topics reigned supreme in the SD canon: poop and cockroaches.

Knowing how much of my life I had just spent reading about these two topics was not an especially good sensation.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Back in the 1970s I was an avid reader of the old SD newspaper column.

So a bit later, when I discovered there were SD books I could buy, I binge-read two or three of them in a row.

By the time I was done, I realized that two topics reigned supreme in the SD canon: poop and cockroaches.

Knowing how much of my life I had just spent reading about these two topics was not an especially good sensation.

I hear you.

For some reason* I'm quite fond of the show "Dirty Jobs" and almost every episode features host Mike Rowe up to his elbows in some kind of poop, and of course roaches, flies, and other creepy crawlers. And yet I keep watching in spite of the fact that roaches gross me out of my mind and other insects creep me out.

*the reason being 40something, often shirtless, Mike Rowe. YOWZA

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Naaa, chicks don’t fart, ever.

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Ummm. The dream lives on...

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What's the deal with Ascenray speaking Bengali? They finished 8-8 and got beaten twice by the Steelers.

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In my (aging and terrible) memory, it hasn't been asked of me before.

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Aww... Call Hallmark... and whatever TV network does those sappy shows.

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Ha! There was a hot Latina housekeeping on my hotel floor once. The next day she barged into my hotel room, I forgot to hang up my “do not disturb” sign. I was pooping! She was no longer a hot Latina, because I was mortified! I was so so ashamed for her to know I was capable of such of a primal process.

Aww colonoscopy farts! That’s one thing I look forward to when I turn 45. Every building in Missouri will need to get their Leed certification or whatever protection because the earthquake will be stronger than the 1811 New Madrid one.

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I've read lots of funny poop threads. Always a hoot. This guy was doing more than that. He was skeevin' on those hawt chicks in the bathroom with him, he really liked the prison guard watching him poop. Ewww

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Ah, the old classics. Who posted that thread about, "I ate nothing but Lucky Charms for three days and now my poop is blue am I gonna die"?

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Fenris is truly missed.

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Well yes.
But, and I hesitate to ask, apropos what exactly? Blue poop?