Suggestions for Dope Snark Thread Titles

[Someone]

Okay, I'm taking this into my own hands. Put your ever-so-witty suggestions here whenever we get ready to start a new thread. Every time it is announced that we are nearing the end of the old thread, the last fifty posts to said threads are "OH OH ME ME: Derp Snark 8: BACK TO THE SWAMP ALLI-H8TER!"

So cut it out. Put them here. Keep the snark alive, bitches.

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