What's In Your Anxiety Closet?

[Giant Purple Snorklewacker]

Don't know? I do.

In the darkest corner of The Box, Ken S. has argued the POE in circles until it forms a singularity from which no logic can escape. As a result, he becomes one with the code of the boards. Sort of like Neo. He quickly escapes The Box and infiltrates this forum, using Reb Beach from Winger as his Raffoween costume. Convincing everyone he's just Fenris masquerading as a guitarist in a bad hair metal band, he taunts Jaglavak repeatedly. When Jag reports the posts, Giraffe sees them disappear before his very eyes, replaced by a spectral 48-point "No I didn't" in the vBulletin admin interface.