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Old 29th October 2015, 07:50 AM
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You are all in grave danger. You must trust me, and come with me if you want to survive.
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Old 29th October 2015, 07:52 AM
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Listen to me. I have a family. I know how to protect people. But before you can join us, I have to ask you three questions.
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Old 29th October 2015, 08:55 AM
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You are all in grave danger.
Damn straight! Rick Grimes da man!

Y'all better be putting on your big boy pants. I already got mine on... I got on my 1200 foot wide pants. Yo!

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Old 29th October 2015, 10:14 AM
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While I'm in the neighborhood I'll just drop in on little Stevie and see how he's doing. I think this is where he said he lives. I wonder how he has arranged things...
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Old 29th October 2015, 10:21 AM
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Steve Dallas is gonna be smoking in his sleep.

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Old 29th October 2015, 11:40 AM
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I do this every night after my seven-martini dinner. Burned down the boarding house once. El Blobbo lost everythi--

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While I'm in the neighborhood I'll just drop in on little Stevie and see how he's doing. I think this is where he said he lives. I wonder how he has arranged things...
JEEZ MA, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVETA TELL YA TO KNOCK?! How'd you get in, anyway?
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Old 29th October 2015, 05:52 PM
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I'm not sure you people are aware of the situation. You all seem to think it's a joke. Well listen: when the shit hits the fan, you're gonna need my help.
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Old 29th October 2015, 06:08 PM
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Old 29th October 2015, 06:46 PM
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I'm not sure you people are aware of the situation. You all seem to think it's a joke. Well listen: when the shit hits the fan, you're gonna need my help.
Just wait till my regolith hits the fan, man. PARTAY! YO!
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Old 30th October 2015, 05:40 AM
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You are all in grave danger. You must trust me, and come with me if you want to survive.
Uh-uh. Not going to do it. That way is out of the frying pan and into the rotisserie cooker. Cluckers!
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Old 30th October 2015, 07:41 AM
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Yes. Please listen to Rick and leave. You all are using me. Can you imagine how that makes me feel?
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Old 30th October 2015, 07:44 AM
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Old 30th October 2015, 07:49 AM
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Old 30th October 2015, 09:28 AM
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JEEZ MA, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVETA TELL YA TO KNOCK?! How'd you get in, anyway?
Oh hi Stevie, I was in the neighborhood and th... ACK! WHA... MAH GAH!
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS YOUNG MAN
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Old 30th October 2015, 09:34 AM
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Trying to keep up with Steve's browsing history produces memory stack overflows. Remember that huge outage in 2002? His fault.
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Old 30th October 2015, 11:00 AM
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Old 30th October 2015, 03:31 PM
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Where I go, there are no internets. No Facebook, no Cloud, not even Google. It's all gone. You can have electricity and running water, but there's a steep price to pay. Maybe with your life.
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Old 30th October 2015, 03:32 PM
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One more thing: we have guns. Lots and lots of guns. And a sword or two.
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Old 30th October 2015, 09:29 PM
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What is your name? What is your quest? what is your favorite color?
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Old 31st October 2015, 09:56 AM
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Oh hi Stevie, I was in the neighborhood and th... ACK! WHA... MAH GAH!
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS YOUNG MAN

Who are you, Lady? Hand me that spangled tube top, would ya?
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Old 31st October 2015, 12:28 PM
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Be nice to the lady, we had a thing when I was Married to Ivana.
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Old 31st October 2015, 12:49 PM
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I'm not sure you people are aware of the situation. You all seem to think it's a joke. Well listen: when the shit hits the fan, you're gonna need my help.
Just wait till my regolith hits the fan, man. PARTAY! YO!
New places for me to irrigate!

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