Dear Fenris.

[Morgenstern]

I have taken it upon myself to plead for mercy on behalf of the Roo.
I realize Roo can be a little annoying, even unrelentingly loquacious, but all and all, there's hope for the fuzzy little wombat.

Tossing her into the pool that everyone pees in, and making her stay there with the current crop of floaters is unhealthy. She might get sick and die, or even worse, stop posting.


I propose that Roo be allowed out of the box, on a trial period, for weekends to begin with. Maybe an ankle bracelet could be applied and we could watch as she hopped all over the board looking for carrots or whatever.


Please seriously consider this request Mr. Administrator, and release Roo for weekends starting with the Thanksgiving weekend.

Thank you.

[SmartAleq]

She could be out in one second if she just asked to be. She doesn't ask, so there she stays. I think she likes it.

[Morgenstern]

Too much freedom too soon would further damage her. Like feeding a large meal to a starving native. I mean, we need to get her in the shower, scrub her down, giver her some vitamins, and some clear fresh water. I think there's at least a little hope here.

[SmartAleq]

We're pretty big on autonomy here--if she wants to be Boxed then it's up to everyone to respect that. She wants it, she gets it. We're nice that way.

[Lungfish]

Keep her in the Box. Nothing good would happen if we just let her go. You don't know where she'll turn up and what trouble she'll cause.

[Glazer]

Besides we tried that once.

[Morgenstern]

Originally Posted by Lungfish

Keep her in the Box. Nothing good would happen if we just let her go. You don't know where she'll turn up and what trouble she'll cause.

Oh, I thought she was housebroke.

[The Devil's Grandmother]

Originally Posted by Morgenstern

...get her in the shower, scrub her down, ... there's at least a little hope here.

That's a lot of words for "Have her washed and brought to my tent".

[Morgenstern]

Originally Posted by The Devil's Grandmother

That's a lot of words for "Have her washed and brought to my tent".

Do you think she'd stop talking long enough for a little you know what?

[JackieLikesVariety]

[-FX-]

And you sick fucks imagine you are the sane ones.

[Cochrane]

Never mind. Wrong thread, dammit!

[Hitler]

If she gets out, I get out; it's only fair. I'm all about fairness.

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Originally Posted by The Devil's Grandmother

That's a lot of words for "Have her washed and brought to my tent".

That cracked me up earlier. Thanks.

[Hitler's Dick]

Originally Posted by Hitler

If she gets out, I get out; it's only fair. I'm all about fairness.

If he gets out, I SCHWING!!!

Er, sorry, I get out too.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Morgenstern

Do you think she'd stop talking long enough for a little you know what?

That's disgusting. I don't know you, so that can't be light-hearted teasing.

If you're making an allusion to something other than forced sex, please explain.

[Morgenstern]

Originally Posted by Roo

That's disgusting. I don't know you, so that can't be light-hearted teasing.

If you're making an allusion to something other than forced sex, please explain.

Forced sex? You better bring lots of alcohol if you think you're gonna force me to have sex. I mean, I'm not above doing stupid shit when I'm blitzed, so you might be in luck. Bring Smirnoff 100 proof please. And some Triple sec. Then sit back and wait. When I stop singing, that's when I'm pretty blitzed, so that'd be the time to make your move.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Morgenstern

Forced sex? You better bring lots of alcohol if you think you're gonna force me to have sex. I mean, I'm not above doing stupid shit when I'm blitzed, so you might be in luck. Bring Smirnoff 100 proof please. And some Triple sec. Then sit back and wait. When I stop singing, that's when I'm pretty blitzed, so that'd be the time to make your move.

Now your fantasy is that I would want forced sex with you?! That's just vile.

Is that what you think women who don't know you and haven't interacted with you really want?

I am not interested in anything to do with you. I was just responding to your despicable reference to me.

[SmartAleq]

You sure you still wanna let her out, d00d?

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Deer Roo,

Morgenstern and others here are virtual thugs, who delight in feeling superior and putting other people down, it's how they live. They have so little, they take delight in being insulting fuckbags, but they try and be clever about it, so as not to appear to be the insulting fuckbags they actually are.

Being concerned about what they think, or say, is like being concerned over the opinions of disease ridden crack heads gathered in an abandoned house, in which surrounded by trash, filth, empty beer bottles, vermin, shit and piss, they discuss what they should do about decent housewives or school teachers.

Originally Posted by Morgenstern

Too much freedom too soon would further damage her.

Reacting to them is like acknowledging the vile catcalls of construction workers, who feel compelled to shout out disgusting commentary about any woman walking by, it feeds their egos and makes them feel important, in their small little circle jerk of a world.

I feel dirty just explaining this. Most people learn these lessons early in life.

[Morgenstern]

Originally Posted by Roo

Now your fantasy is that I would want forced sex with you?! That's just vile.

Is that what you think women who don't know you and haven't interacted with you really want?

I am not interested in anything to do with you. I was just responding to your despicable reference to me.

You don't want sex with me? Honestly, I feel like I've dodged a bullet here.

Actually I don't find you the annoying twit you try so hard to be. I asked Fenris to release you because I felt he was negligent in not telling you to go to your user control panel and set "Annoying little twit" to "OFF."

Keep in mind though, being an annoying little twit doesn't mean you're a bad little Roo, just that you're in dire need of proper socialization training and some manners.

Because I'm such a nice guy I'd volunteer to help you with your socialization training now that you've made it clear that you're not out to have sex with me.

We BFF now? Cool.

Oh, are you into spanking by any chance?

[-FX-]

I told you he was a thug.

[Borborygmi]

My takeaway from this thread so far as that the emoticon for forced sex is . Extrapolating from here I presume the emoticon for cold-blooded murder is .

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You keep using those words, but they don't mean what you think they mean.

[Borborygmi]

Fen·ris
/ˈfenrəs/

proper noun

1. an elven warrior in the high fantasy role-playing video game series Dragon Age.
2. an administrator on the backwater message board site Giraffe Boards.

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Fenris is a son of Loki, who kills Odin

or something like that. It's from a bunch of old myths

[Borborygmi]

My recollection of Norse mythology is that Fenris and Loki were enganged in what was thought to be an eternal struggle over limited hunting grounds, until global warming turned all of Scandinavia into a tropical paradise they called Valhalla.

[-FX-]

I like the Fenris that showed up in Uncanny X-Men #200 better.

It was Andrea von Strucker and Andreas von Strucker, twin children of Baron Wolfgang von Strucker, which is why they were total white supremacists, or Nazis, and led the Fenris terrorist organization.

They were bad ass Nazis too.

Super powered Nazis.

As a result of genetic engineering with their X-Genes when they were still in utero, Fenris were able to fly and generate energy blasts, but only when they were holding hands. When holding hands, Andreas could generate concussive force blasts while Andrea could generate disintegration beams. Swordsman uses various hidden blades; his primary sword blade is sheathed in an adamantium alloy and can shoot a grappling hook-like projectile. His sword's hilt is wrapped with Andrea's skin to release powerful bioelectric blasts of concussive force.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenris..._and_abilities

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Now you know the rest of the story.