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The Americas 76 71.70%
The European Countries 13 12.26%
Orstraylia or the nu zilland Bro. 13 12.26%
Namibia 2 1.89%
Lesser, inconsequential realms of no distinction. meh. 2 1.89%
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Old 24th February 2010, 12:04 AM
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Where the hell did YOU come from?
Poll goodness, not to be confused with pole goodness.

..and just to get a general idea, why not?
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Old 24th February 2010, 12:27 AM
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ETA: I know it sucks, Canucks, but for the interests of this poll yer lumped in with those damn Americans. Geography and shit.
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Old 24th February 2010, 01:02 AM
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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie,Oi, Oi, Oi.
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Old 24th February 2010, 01:11 AM
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Fuck the Canucks, why'd you have to lump us in with the Kiwis?
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Old 24th February 2010, 01:22 AM
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Hey I married a NZ! They're just like us! Only dufferint!




(seriously I love the NZ accent)
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Old 24th February 2010, 01:34 AM
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Fuck the Canucks, why'd you have to lump us in with the Kiwis?
Orstraylia or the nu zilland Bro.



did fucken' not do.



National pride is at stake here.. or someshit like that.
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Old 24th February 2010, 01:36 AM
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Hey I married a NZ! They're just like us! Only dufferint!




(seriously I love the NZ accent)
And how much were you paid for said atrocities?

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Old 24th February 2010, 01:43 AM
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OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing Bonkers is a Queenslander? If not, then leave the bananas alone, pervert.
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Old 24th February 2010, 01:51 AM
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Old 24th February 2010, 01:53 AM
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Are you a Queenslander, Zombies? I thought you woz a Murkin...
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Oh no Darling. I'm from South Australia and all
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Old 24th February 2010, 02:23 AM
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I don't understand a word written in this thread... I'll just wander off and be a proper posh and cultured European.
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Checking in from the northern part of the Americas.
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Old 24th February 2010, 03:09 AM
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And in the latest medal, uh, poll count the Americas are pulling ahead after a false lead was created by sneaky furriners who post all night...
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Old 24th February 2010, 04:40 AM
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where the hell did YOU come from?


my mommy and my daaaaddy.
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I picked Namibia because I like the way it sounds.
Nah - mih - bee- ahhhh.

It suits me.

I love pole goodness when I can get it.
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Y'all are cheating!

I demand separation for the Canadians. We'd be beating them for sure!

WHERE THE FUCK IS DYNAMITE DAVE? SCISSORJACK, GET IN HERE!
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Old 24th February 2010, 11:48 AM
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I personally think Bonkers is living up to the username, putting Americans and Canadians in one catch-all classification. They get mean about that kind of thing, you know?

Really mean.

And they have guns. Just sayin'.
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... I'll just wander off and be a proper posh and cultured European.
Location: Land of Bork, Borking Meatballs

He he..
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He he..
you just wait 'till tomorrow...
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I personally think Bonkers is living up to the username, putting Americans and Canadians in one catch-all classification. They get mean about that kind of thing, you know?

Really mean.

And they have guns. Just sayin'.
Psht, Canadians don't have guns.
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Y'all are cheating!

I demand separation for the Canadians. We'd be beating them for sure!

WHERE THE FUCK IS DYNAMITE DAVE? SCISSORJACK, GET IN HERE!
Ok, I'm here now

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Time for an innerwebs browse break
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Psht, Canadians don't have guns.
Worse, they have MOOSE
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Old 24th February 2010, 03:45 PM
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Where the hell did YOU come from?

You see, when two people love each other very much, and there is alchohol involved.....
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Fuck your stupid pole, didn't even vote.
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I dunno. I think the cat dragged me in.
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Why do you hate and wish to exclude people from the whole of Asia?

Not that I care that much, being from Europe.
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Old 26th February 2010, 05:39 AM
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Old 26th February 2010, 06:01 AM
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That's what I want to know.
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?
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Old 26th February 2010, 07:26 AM
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That's what I want to know.
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?
Well! When a boy and a girl meet each other, the girl pines after the boy until he prays hard enough to God to realize that he wants to marry her. Then, they court for a while. This means that they make doe eyes at each other and hold hands while in the presence of at least one other person (must not be tempted into fornication or touching!) until their parents decide on the dowry. The fertility of the girl's family is a primary concern.

At the wedding, the boy and the girl kiss for the first time. That night, they fumble around until some semblance of intimacy is achieved. The girl tracks her fertility cycle and they engage in procreational sexual intercourse until she gets pregnant. Usually, she defers to her husband to read the pregnancy test because he is the head of her household.

Aren't you glad you asked?

Hey, are you one of mine? Did you fall out? Does your name start with a J? I love babies!
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Old 26th February 2010, 07:28 AM
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I came from mothafuckin AFRICA bitch! WHAT!

Nambimbia's in Africa, right?
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Old 26th February 2010, 07:31 AM
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Bullamanka. It's as dry as a dead dingo's donger out in them back blocks. Chroist.
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Old 26th February 2010, 07:38 AM
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Is that anywhere near Bullamakanka?
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Old 26th February 2010, 07:55 AM
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Nah, Bullamakanka's way gone up the Mulger from here.
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Old 26th February 2010, 08:26 AM
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So not far from Woop Woop then. You could probably see the Black Stump from there, I reckon, on a good day.
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I'm a Hoffmanite.
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Old 26th February 2010, 10:25 AM
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Where have you been?!?? I've been sitting here drinking tea, waiting for you, for like forever. Or at least it feels like forever. I did get passed an awesome phatty over in the other thread... Wait, do I know you? Anyway, sit...have some tea!
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