OK Chacoguy, here's your thread.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Hitler

Riiight...

Originally Posted by frodger

Chacogay's, you seem like a member of the KKK. You go around as normal can be, but you are a really dickhead, who has to put on his Hitler mask whenever he wants to hide being a dickhead.

Maybe that helps you feel better.


Vote table booth.

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

No, I just see this imaginary conflict of Roo and her Box Buddies against the Cool Kids for the bullshit that it is.

For fuck's sake, Brian and Fenris are having a conflict. Brian could be disappeared with a single keystroke. He hasn't, and I suspect, won't be in the near future. Roo's constant pushing of the idea of "I'm/we're so oppressed" is bullshit. Hitler is the most outed sock since PeeRaffe. It's well past the time for you idiots to come together around the idea that Dark, Unseen forces are against us or The Mods are against us.

Enjoy your status as a Rebel Without a Clue.

I rarely know what you're on about, and this is no exception. What are you on about?

I just made a throwaway joke in a joke thread about the "cool people" voting in the poll. I didn't even write "cool kids." You made that up. It didn't have anything to do with any group on this message board except the group voting in the poll in that thread. . in the Box. I'm flabbergasted that you twisted my words around so much and made such a big drama about that one tiny joke.

If there's any imaginary conflict with some group going on, it's in YOUR imagination, not mine.

It's so ridiculous that I wouldn't even have bothered to respond, but one thing I've learned is that when you let a ridiculous outrageous lie about you go, there are people who will actually believe it.

If I ever thought there was actually a group of people on this message board that I'd consider the "cool kids", you can rest assured that you wouldn't be in it. You're the one always blabbering on about how you want to have "adult" conversations and how people (you don't like) need to be segregated from the "adults" so you can have your oh-so-important discussions. You can be the "boring adult," looking for others like yourself.

Now that I'm out of the main forum and you're free to have your oh-so-important discussions with the "adults" that you wanted to have unfettered by people like me, why do you continue to post to me and my threads in the Box?

From now on, if you post something ridiculous to me, I'll bring it to this thread. This thread can be all about you and your pet theories on what I'm supposedly posting. Hopefully, you'll have the courage to respond here instead of running out to another forum.

As for your comments about the modding, I don't even know what your point is and I don't want to guess, so I can't really address it. Is there a point in all that strange hyperbole?

[Radical Edward]

Wait, so who is Hitler?

[Chacoguy]

Ed, Hitler is me. I outed myself after a sock hop. Roo seems to think she's cracked some great conspiracy.

[NoClueBoy]

Ed Hitler, Male Prostitute

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

Ed, Hitler is me. I outed myself after a sock hop. Roo seems to think she's cracked some great conspiracy.

Yay, at least you're posting your nonsense in the right thread for it.

No, I don't think I've cracked some great conspiracy. I just got tired of you posting as Hitler in several of my threads and using the sock to cover some of the nasty snark you did in my threads. So I stopped pretending that you were an anonymous sock and just started talking to you (Chacoguy) while you were dressed as Hitler instead.

[Radical Edward]

Oh, I see. You should know, Roo, however, that at least some socks are shared. Maybe Hitler was only ever Chacoguy, but you can't just assume.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Radical Edward

Oh, I see. You should know, Roo, however, that at least some socks are shared. Maybe Hitler was only ever Chacoguy, but you can't just assume.

I didn't assume.

Chacoguy said that:

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

Ed, Hitler is me. I outed myself after a sock hop.

Chacoguy claimed Hitler as his sock.

[Radical Edward]

Yes, I got that part. I'm just saying, don't always assume you know who a sock is. I've outed all of my socks, I think, but I also gave one away in chat and who knows what happened to it after that? Which is really unrelated to the thread, I'm sure. From the OP I have no idea what's going on here, so I'll be going now. Hasta luego.

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by Radical Edward

Yes, I got that part. I'm just saying, don't always assume you know who a sock is. I've outed all of my socks, I think, but I also gave one away in chat and who knows what happened to it after that? Which is really unrelated to the thread, I'm sure. From the OP I have no idea what's going on here, so I'll be going now. Hasta luego.

I made a sock about a year (?) ago. I tried to log in a few times but couldn't remember the password and when I asked for it, by the time I got around to logging out and in, I then forgot the post I wanted to reply to and the funny window had passed. Worst sock ever. Sock fail.

In case you were wondering it was a sock of that Russian spy from Bullwinkle who had the Derp schtick "in Russia x does y to YOU!" I can't even remember the sock name. I suck at sock.

I feel so enlightened now that I've revealed this.

[Dragonlady]

Boris Baddenoff?

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by Dragonlady

Boris Baddenoff?

No. The woman. I think I may have changed the name. I really can't recall. I barely remember where I left my keys.

ETA: found it. 3 posts since 9/12. Is that even enough to change the byline? Darn my sock!

[Dragonlady]

Natasha...

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by Dragonlady

Natasha...

IN RUSSIA SOCK FORGET ME!

[Stalin]

You people are cunts.

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by Stalin

You people are cunts.

Most people are.

[frodger]

Chacogay's 52-60-48.

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Roo

I just made a throwaway joke in a joke thread about the "cool people" voting in the poll.

"Joke thread"? I am basing all my future restaurant seating choices on the results of the scientific poll I posted in that thread. Admittedly only because the results coincide with my personal preference, but I am nonetheless aghast that apparently some are not taking the thread seriously.

[Kim Il-sung]

Engels once called the SDMB the most brutal message board. In the Restaurant seating... Table or Booth? thread, Chaco's fascist sock surpassed the barbarism of the SDMB. No human brain could ever imagine more diabolic and terrible cruelty then those done by the Hitler sock at that time. But in the Box, Roo has far exceed the Hitlerites!

[pickle berry]

Originally Posted by NoClueBoy

Ed Hitler, Male Prostitute

Will sucks you off like your momma used to.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Borborygmi

"Joke thread"? I am basing all my future restaurant seating choices on the results of the scientific poll I posted in that thread. Admittedly only because the results coincide with my personal preference, but I am nonetheless aghast that apparently some are not taking the thread seriously.

So let me get this straight. You're using the fine people of the Box to unwittingly validate your get-off-my-lawn choices. Now it all becomes clear why there were so many booth choices. ::stroking chin::

I thought it was just a joke thread, but now I see the intent was much more sinister. Do you do this all over the board? Why have you not been Boxed yet?*

I'm changing my vote to sitting *on* the table in your underpants. If a movement grows (SWIDT?) on this choice, will you be doing that in the future?



*just a tiny joke

[Borborygmi]

I was led to believe that you and your Box Buddies™ were provided to us, the unBoxed, for social experimentation and study at our discretion and at any time of our choosing.

Also, stay out of my underpants. I can't keep having this conversation.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Borborygmi

I was led to believe that you and your Box Buddies™ were provided to us, the unBoxed, for social experimentation and study at our discretion and at any time of our choosing.

You got that backwards.

But I can see why you got that confused. You were distracted by:

Originally Posted by Borborygmi

Also, stay out of my underpants. I can't keep having this conversation.

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Roo

You got that backwards.

Well, that does go a long way to explaining The Pit here.

[bufftabby]

I am an unboxed Box Buddy™ of Roo. This gives me existential fits, I assure you.

[timbicile]

I'm confused as usual.

[boomerwang]

Originally Posted by Alexandre Koyré

ohai tim!

i am also gracious to a bunch of random douches like chunk and gunt and start threads about them too!

because i care!

i also identify with animals because i am a beast who smells the glove of my master and so that's why a give everyone a second chance, because it's nice!

idiots.

What the fuck are you on about? Do you even know?

[Muffin]

Roo is concerned about Chaco having a sock. News at 11.

[Poo]

It IS terribly concerning.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Muffin

Roo is concerned about Chaco having a sock. News at 11.

Muffin is clueless about what's going on. No news there.

Muffin, why are you posting in the Box?

[Muffin]

Because I can. Why are you not posting outside the box? Because you can not.

[frodger]

Girl you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin
He hung around till you found that he didnt know nuthin'

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Muffin

Because I can. Why are you not posting outside the box? Because you can not.

Wow, how powerful you are! You must be so proud.

Your panties are always in a wad about me. You even followed me over to the SDMB to take a potshot. Is there a problem you want to express? If not, you need to unclench.

[boomerwang]

Originally Posted by Alexandre Koyré

Yes, I know. This is what I sound like when I'm not enjoying adult beverages.

Dingus.

Santé! Mais pas des pieds!

[Radical Edward]

You have corn below your feet?

[boomerwang]

No, but I can do...

[frodger]

Originally Posted by Atalanta

RetardED, let me tell you something totally unrelated but involves me, and has the word sock in it, so it's important.

Right....

[Muffin]

Originally Posted by Roo

You even followed me over to the SDMB to take a potshot.

Sorry to disappoint you, my little paranoid concern monkey. I don't even know what you username is on the SDMB. Wow, you really do live in your own little world. Pity.

[boomerwang]

Originally Posted by Muffin

Sorry to disappoint you, my little paranoid concern monkey. I don't even know what you username is on the SDMB. Wow, you really do live in your own little world. Pity.

I got no dog in this fight (ie, I don't care either way), but ''Paranoid Concern Monkey'' would be a bitchin' song title! \m/

[bufftabby]

Originally Posted by frodger

Girl you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin
He hung around till you found that he didnt know nuthin'

Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them!

[KidVermicious]

Cupcakes are stupid.

They're like little cake-teases.

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by frodger

Right....

Huh? It never occurred to me to reveal socks until I read that. So I did. I don't have any other socks. I can't even manage the one I had. You're a bitter boxed turd.

[frodger]

Originally Posted by Atalanta

Huh? It never occurred to me to reveal socks until I read that. So I did. I don't have any other socks. I can't even manage the one I had. You're a bitter boxed turd.

Sweet burn, bro!

A- you are more retardz than radED, can't manage a sock. sound like Riggsy.
B- you got a rash on your bum

[frodger]

Originally Posted by Alexandre Koyré

Who said that? I want names.

You seem like a salty captain kind of guy.
http://www.saintcupcake.com/cupcakes.php

THE SALTY CAPTAIN
This is the cupcake that steers the 'salted caramel' ship. With a salty-sweet 'ahoy matey!' caramel buttercream atop our rich 'thar she blows!' chocolate cake, your taste buds won't know what hit them. Ahoy matey, indeed.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Muffin

Sorry to disappoint you, my little paranoid concern monkey. I don't even know what you username is on the SDMB. Wow, you really do live in your own little world. Pity.

Started a new thread here.

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by frodger

Sweet burn, bro!

A- you are more retardz than radED, can't manage a sock. sound like Riggsy.
B- you got a rash on your bum

Yes. You're correct. Not being able to keep track of more than one log in on an online message board makes me retarded. Or employed, with outside interests and responsibilities. Sorry to break it to you. Not all of us spend all our time in a restricted area of a random message board where we can only interact with an alcoholic pill popping wannabe joke of a musician who wants nothing more than for Roo to pay him attention.

[Blind Mellow Jelly]

I both resemble and rsent that charaterization, some of the best people i would like to save are pill-ppoppers. i just think they donna know whatta theys wanna bes yests,

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by Alexandre Koyré

eh, she's a troll who pretends to know stuff. Physiology carries with it a large amount of cultural capital among internet trolls, on the level of medieval weaponry, making bathtub mead, and stuff.

So she pretends that. Good for her. It's supposed to be a sandbox, try on different personae and when it doesn't work, try another Barbie costume on.

Good for her.

Bless your retarded lonely alcoholic heart for not knowing the difference between physiology and psychology. What's a matter Jaledum? Did the girl at the chicken store figure out Al is only a wee bit less pathetic than you? Stop throwing this weak Barbie argument. You haz the sad that I never got into long discussions about art history when you were on one of your Ritalin highs. It doesn't mean I don't know about it or don't care to discuss it elsewhere in life. I have many interests and activities. Sorry if I don't clear them all by some racist mysoginist pill popping pervert who lives in assisted living and has only some half ass computer program degree he hasn't even finished and the ability to post you tube links of jazz musicians going for him.

[frodger]

Kyle's mom's a super bitch.

[frodger]

Originally Posted by Atalanta

Bless your retarded lonely alcoholic heart for not knowing the difference between physiology and psychology. What's a matter Jaledum? Did the girl at the chicken store figure out Al is only a wee bit less pathetic than you? Stop throwing this weak Barbie argument. You haz the sad that I never got into long discussions about art history when you were on one of your Ritalin highs. It doesn't mean I don't know about it or don't care to discuss it elsewhere in life. I have many interests and activities. Sorry if I don't clear them all by some racist mysoginist pill popping pervert who lives in assisted living and has only some half ass computer program degree he hasn't even finished and the ability to post you tube links of jazz musicians going for him.

You get super defensive about some retards making half hearted insults about you here. Tacloban called and wants their sand back.

[Atalanta]

Originally Posted by frodger

You get super defensive about some retards making half hearted insults about you here. Tacloban called and wants their sand back.

Thanks for the diagnosis! You're a peach! How's bout you put your talent to use and look in a wide angled mirror. Then get a job and stop wasting taxpayer dollars being a loser on the internet? I'm sure your exceptional people skills will get you far in the world.