Moderators have been assigned

*Giraffe* · #1 23rd March 2009, 11:13 AM

I went ahead and modded up people using the proposed layout from this thread.

New mods, please test things out and make sure you're able to do what you're supposed to be able to do. Key capabilities you should have are:

* options to close/move threads in the Thread Tools pulldown
* the ability to edit other people's posts
* receive emails when someone reports a post in your forum
* an unjustified sense of importance in the grand Internet scheme of things
* a link on the bottom right of the page (between home and Archive) to the Mod control panel. From there, you should be able to ban people or stick them in The Box.

I'm not sure if the permissions are set to give you the ability to edit threads and posts in forums that you're not moderating -- I want you all to be able to do this, so you can help others out when they're not around, so let me know if you can't do this.

*hajario* · #2 23rd March 2009, 11:19 AM

I can only do most Mod-like functions in my own forums and not any of the others. It looks like I can give infractions (whatever the hell that is) anywhere but can only move and merge threads and see IPs in my places.

Uthrecht · #3 23rd March 2009, 11:23 AM

Infractions? Shouldn't that be what I'm doing, not what you're giving?

*Fenris* · #4 23rd March 2009, 11:23 AM

I can't change user titles--actually I can, but I can't save 'em.

I can do the infraction thing too. Although you seem to be immune Giraffe.

*Giraffe* · #5 23rd March 2009, 11:23 AM

Also, a few suggested guidelines for moderating, at least to start:

1. As a general rule, don't mod in forums you're not assigned to. Exceptions to this are spammers or very disruptive trolls, which should be handled by whomever notices them first. If you see rule infractions, report the posts so the forum mods can handle them consistently.

2. For now, let's not close threads unless they're duplicates. If they aren't up to par for a given forum (e.g. a PPR thread which is just a link and a rolleyes, or a Pit thread Pitting ice cream for being nummy), feel free to stick them in The Box. If we start getting long threads which have devolved into a couple of people chatting, we should probably revisit this, but for now, let's err on the side of a light hand.

3. For any forums where specific forum guidelines are likely to be necessary, e.g. PPR, JTF, the Pit, it's probably a good idea to initiate a discussion within that forum about what role the moderators should take in helping the forum achieve it's purpose. Please put any forum-specific rules or guidelines in a single sticky at the top.

That's all I can think of for now. New mods, don't hesitate to ask questions here or over email/PM. There are a lot of vB savvy users here, so posting in GS will likely be the fastest route to figuring stuff out.

*Giraffe* · #6 23rd March 2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by hajario

I can only do most Mod-like functions in my own forums and not any of the others. It looks like I can give infractions (whatever the hell that is) anywhere but can only move and merge threads and see IPs in my places.

OK, I think you all need to be Super Moderators, then. Hold on...

Uthrecht · #7 23rd March 2009, 11:26 AM

Do they get capes? Or at least masks? Please let it be masks.

*Giraffe* · #8 23rd March 2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

OK, I think you all need to be Super Moderators, then. Hold on...

OK, you're all Super Moderators now. (No capes!) Let me know if things work.

*hajario* · #9 23rd March 2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Fenris

I can do the infraction thing too. Although you seem to be immune Giraffe.

I tried to infract Fenris but I don't have the power to do so to other Mods.

It looks like the infraction function is a way for Mods to ding posters for doing something bad. A system can be set-up such that for so many infractions a user could be banned or suspended or something. Just to be clear, we aren't using this function at the Giraffe Boards.

Helen's Eidolon · #10 23rd March 2009, 11:41 AM

All systems seem to be go over here.

Including the unjustified sense of importance. I'll totally ban the barista if she's slow with my coffee today. Mwahahaha.

*Fenris* · #11 23rd March 2009, 11:43 AM

I DID have the power to infract you Hajiro, but now I don't. Being a super-moderator is my Kryptonite!

*Giraffe* · #12 23rd March 2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Fenris

I DID have the power to infract you Hajiro, but now I don't. Being a super-moderator is my Kryptonite!

Hmm, so you're saying I'm the only one who can give Fenris an infraction now? Interesting...

-Lex Luthor

*hajario* · #13 23rd March 2009, 11:52 AM

You fixed it but now I can't see the Mod forum anymore.

*Giraffe* · #14 23rd March 2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by hajario

You fixed it but now I can't see the Mod forum anymore.

Son of a...

Edit: Try it now.

*Veb* · #15 23rd March 2009, 11:57 AM

:blinks:

We can give infractions? No shit?

Dang, gotta play around some more with those buttons.

*hajario* · #16 23rd March 2009, 11:58 AM

I think we're good now.

Hi, Neighbor! · #17 23rd March 2009, 12:02 PM

Can you give me an infraction?

Borborygmi · #18 23rd March 2009, 12:05 PM

I'm not a moderator, but I play one on the internet.

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Originally Posted by Hi, Neighbor!

Can you give me an infraction?

Sure, bend over.

Hi, Neighbor! · #19 23rd March 2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Borborygmi

I'm not a moderator, but I play one on the internet.Sure, bend over.

But doctor, I told you it's just finger. I really don't see the need to insert anything into my virgin butthole.

*hajario* · #20 23rd March 2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

That's all I can think of for now. New mods, don't hesitate to ask questions here or over email/PM. There are a lot of vB savvy users here, so posting in GS will likely be the fastest route to figuring stuff out.

I like the guidelines. We probably need to make it very clear that we are moderating for the rare times that we're doing it. I think that the best way is with [Mod] [/Mod] tags. If the tags aren't there then it should be assumed that we're being regular posters and are free to be ignored and/or called cunts.

*Giraffe* · #21 23rd March 2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hajario

I like the guidelines. We probably need to make it very clear that we are moderating for the rare times that we're doing it. I think that the best way is with [Mod] [/Mod] tags. If the tags aren't there then it should be assumed that we're being regular posters and are free to be ignored and/or called cunts.

Very good point. I personally prefer to just add a Mod note / Mod action title to any moderating posts, but mod tags could work as well. In any case, mods should definitely be clear about when their comments toward another poster are written as a mod.

Uthrecht · #22 23rd March 2009, 12:22 PM

You should use a mod title, a mod tag, mod colors and a mod smiley. And if you could put MOD, in all caps, between each word, I think that would be excellent. Thank you.

Hi, Neighbor! · #23 23rd March 2009, 12:23 PM

I was always partial to the "Mod hat on/off." But that's pretty old now. How about the Mod Futuristic Space Suit of the Future?

whirlingbladesofkick · #24 23rd March 2009, 12:28 PM

Didn't someone else suggest "Mod Thong on/off?" I liked that one, hope it wins.

Dazzling White Diamonds · #25 23rd March 2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by misshannah

Didn't someone else suggest "Mod Thong on/off?" I liked that one, hope it wins.

I second this motion. All those in favor?

Hi, Neighbor! · #26 23rd March 2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by misshannah

Didn't someone else suggest "Mod Thong on/off?" I liked that one, hope it wins.

It's a little too sexy for my liking.

*Veb* · #27 23rd March 2009, 12:36 PM

Anybody who even thinks about mod unitards gets an infraction. And we will know.

Where the fuck is this 'infraction' button? Stupid panel...

*Giraffe* · #28 23rd March 2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TVeblen

Anybody who even thinks about mod unitards gets an infraction. And we will know.

Where the fuck is this 'infraction' button? Stupid panel...

It's next to the post number, with a picture of yellow and red cards. I just gave you an infraction for not knowing this.

whirlingbladesofkick · #29 23rd March 2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hi, Neighbor!

It's a little too sexy for my liking.

It's just a shoe, for goodness sake!

ETA: Perv!

KidVermicious · #30 23rd March 2009, 12:40 PM

Yay! Which one do I get?

Do we each get our own, or do I have to share?

Hi, Neighbor! · #31 23rd March 2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by misshannah

It's just a shoe, for goodness sake!

Then it's definitely too sexy. I've been known to lick toes and "get down" with feet, if ya know what I mean. Throw in some hot oil, and that's one hell of an evening, let me tell you.

Uthrecht · #32 23rd March 2009, 12:43 PM

I mean, look at those tennis shoes.

Marathon · #33 23rd March 2009, 12:44 PM

As far as denoting mod-itude goes, I've always been partial to "You've been here long enough to know better. Do NOT do this again." How's that?

Just kidding.

Hi, Neighbor! · #34 23rd March 2009, 12:47 PM

Oh yea, Mr. Rogers just oozes sexuality. Especially considering the fact he's been dead for six years.

I actually love Mr. Rogers, so I'm allowed to poke fun at him. He's a Pittsburgh guy, and we'll always have Paris.

*Giraffe* · #35 23rd March 2009, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Marathon

As far as denoting mod-itude goes, I've always been partial to "You've been here long enough to know better. Do NOT do this again." How's that?]

I was actually thinking of just having the mods start every post with "Listen, you little shit," It sets the right tone for whatever is to follow.

Marathon · #36 23rd March 2009, 12:53 PM

"Listen, you little shit, your posting privileges are UNDER DISCUSSION!"

Pansy · #37 23rd March 2009, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

I was actually thinking of just having the mods start every post with "Listen, you little shit," It sets the right tone for whatever is to follow.

I love this place!

*Fenris* · #38 23rd March 2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Marathon

"Listen, you little shit, your posting privileges are UNDER DISCUSSION!"

I'm thinking more "Listen, you little shit. That's a little off-topic, but an excellent point so let's spin it into it's own motherfucking thread where it can be discussed on it's on goddamned merits."

Jaade · #39 23rd March 2009, 01:30 PM

I'm a stealth mod! I show up on the mod page but my title is still charter member . I'm not as special as everyone else though cuz I'm not a super moderator.

Haven't tested the rest yet, just got home from work.

*Giraffe* · #40 23rd March 2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaade

I'm a stealth mod! I show up on the mod page but my title is still charter member . I'm not as special as everyone else though cuz I'm not a super moderator.

Weird, don't know how that happened. Anyway, you're a mod now.

BlueBlazes · #41 23rd March 2009, 01:44 PM

Congratulations to all of you (yes, Fenris, even you) on your lofty new positions. No doubt you'll earn every penny of your outrageous salaries and multi-million dollar bonus packages.

*snicker*

As for the rest of us, I suppose we'll all have to start behaving ourselves.

*snicBWAHAHAHAHAHA*

OK, seriously...Giraffe couldn't have picked a better crew. May your thongs never chafe.

Helen's Eidolon · #42 23rd March 2009, 01:47 PM

No thongs for me! Panties maybe. Or socks. I hate socks - making me put on mod socks is a good way to ensure not much moderation from me.

On a more serious note, how do we feel about moving threads? As it stands, I think the line between GBB and YTC is pretty blurry - do we want to clarify and sort (for the future, that is) or let be?

Jaade · #43 23rd March 2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

Weird, don't know how that happened. Anyway, you're a mod now.

Thanks! Now everyone can phear me!

whirlingbladesofkick · #44 23rd March 2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Helen's Eidolon

No thongs for me! Panties maybe. Or socks. I hate socks - making me put on mod socks is a good way to ensure not much moderation from me.

You wear socks for underwear?!?

Uthrecht · #45 23rd March 2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaade

Thanks! Now everyone can ph34r me!

Ahem. There you go.

*Veb* · #46 23rd March 2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueBlazes

OK, seriously...Giraffe couldn't have picked a better crew. May your thongs never chafe.

That's...that's just beautiful, man.

I can't look at your avatar without speaking Hippie. That's hasn't happened since the 70's. Mid-80s at the latest, but alcohol was involved.

*Fenris* · #47 23rd March 2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueBlazes

Congratulations to all of you (yes, Fenris, even you) on your lofty new positions. No doubt you'll earn every penny of your outrageous salaries and multi-million dollar bonus packages.

Yeah, but I won't get rich off it man. I'm spending mine on prostitutes and pot and porn.

(eta-I almost chopped up BlueBlazes post--who thought that putting the "Edit" button right there was a good idea? )

*Giraffe* · #48 23rd March 2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Helen's Eidolon

On a more serious note, how do we feel about moving threads? As it stands, I think the line between GBB and YTC is pretty blurry - do we want to clarify and sort (for the future, that is) or let be?

I do think we should have clear guidelines about which threads belong in which forums, and move them when they're in the wrong place. (For example, I'd probably stick all the "Ask the..." threads in Y2C.) We haven't really defined exactly where the boundaries are, though, so I'd say let's use threads we think are misplaced as examples to start off discussions on what should and shouldn't be in each forum.

lifeboat · #49 23rd March 2009, 02:02 PM

So this is how democracy falls: with jokes and one-liners.

Seriously, this is about the funniest thread on the board

*Fenris* · #50 23rd March 2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

I do think we should have clear guidelines about which threads belong in which forums, and move them when they're in the wrong place. (For example, I'd probably stick all the "Ask the..." threads in Y2C.) We haven't really defined exactly where the boundaries are, though, so I'd say let's use threads we think are misplaced as examples to start off discussions on what should and shouldn't be in each forum.

While we're at it, should cooking threads (not food threads "I like hamburgers", but "Recipes for hamburgers) go in A&S (my preference, 'cause I like reading 'em) or Better Living?