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  1. Idle Thoughts
    30th August 2015 09:03 PM
    Idle Thoughts
    Where's all the food porn on your page?
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  3. Steerpike
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    http://giraffeboards.com/showpost.ph...&postcount=105

    A new legend for ya. This shit be mote.
  4. SmartAleq
    17th November 2009 06:53 PM
    SmartAleq
    *flicks lighter, lights binger*

    Ssssssssstt! Oh yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about...
  5. Taur
    17th November 2009 06:50 PM
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    I dunno what took me so long to send you a request to be my internet beeyotch. *I come with a dowry of Blueberry Kush.*
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  7. Uthrecht
    17th March 2009 04:00 AM
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    The only thing he likes better is burnt sienna.
  8. Uthrecht
    16th March 2009 06:46 PM
    Uthrecht
    Ah yes, a pleasing smell to the Lord.
  9. Uthrecht
    16th March 2009 04:09 PM
    Uthrecht
    You could spend your timing mining raw umbrage, found in the rocky shores of Peru.
  10. Uthrecht
    16th March 2009 03:04 PM
    Uthrecht
    Well, I didn't mean for it to sound like you had my long-awaited permission.

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  • About SmartAleq
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    PDXLNT
    Interests
    Sarcasm, iconoclasm, orgasm
    Occupation
    Burr beneath the saddle of the world.

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  • Last Activity: Today 08:20 PM
  • Join Date: 2nd March 2009
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17th January 2025
09:36 AM - expectopatronum mentioned SmartAleq in post So we moved to Michigan
...iving on icy roads. SmartAleq wring anyone else wh...
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24th December 2024
10:50 AM - SmartAleq mentioned wring in post Hmm, Unboxed at Last
Hey, wring I think mebbe you go...
29th September 2024
07:54 AM - What Exit? mentioned SmartAleq in post Hmm, Unboxed at Last
...ews. Yours also SmartAleq.
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28th July 2024
05:48 PM - SmartAleq mentioned Rebo in post Who do you think will be the Democrats' nominee? (Chosen: Harris/ Walz)
...P. STOP. hajario Rebo can we please have s...
05:48 PM - SmartAleq mentioned hajario in post Who do you think will be the Democrats' nominee? (Chosen: Harris/ Walz)
...TOP. STOP. STOP. hajario Rebo can we please h...
12th March 2024
12:52 PM - SmartAleq mentioned hajario in post "New Posts" button appears to be borked.
...work? Who knows? hajario
28th February 2024
06:45 AM - SmartAleq mentioned hajario in post Durp Snark #162: Snarking Dopers since 2009. It's taking longer than we thought
... now banned? Weird. hajario
23rd December 2023
12:11 PM - C2H5OH mentioned SmartAleq in post December Disappointments
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28th November 2023
04:21 AM - Rebo mentioned SmartAleq in post Missing & Worried about Glazer
...it took me a while, SmartAleq. I got busy with Tha...
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21st November 2023
05:02 PM - SmartAleq mentioned Rebo in post Missing & Worried about Glazer
...powers. Drags asked Rebo to box Khampy in rem...
11th November 2023
09:33 AM - SmartAleq mentioned Rebo in post Hmm, Unboxed at Last
...those neighbors of Rebo who let theirs run w...
7th November 2023
11:16 AM - Zeener Diode mentioned SmartAleq in post COVID-19
SmartAleq Don't waste your tim...
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21st October 2023
09:15 AM - SmartAleq mentioned taters in post Hmm, Unboxed at Last
Hey, taters , check this out--up...
29th March 2023
09:53 AM - Pencil mentioned SmartAleq in post Rigs Is Back With More Uninformed Laptop Questions
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19th February 2023
10:17 AM - Mr. Plumbean mentioned SmartAleq in post 159: For Durps about to Snark, we salute you
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19th December 2022
02:08 PM - SmartAleq mentioned Solfy in post 2021 Yarn Bender Thread--What are you working on?
... question but maybe Solfy will be along with s...
11th December 2022
02:40 PM - JakartaJane mentioned SmartAleq in post 159: For Durps about to Snark, we salute you
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27th October 2022
11:24 AM - Pencil mentioned SmartAleq in post Disappointing dry oranges: what can I do with them?
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12th October 2022
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Wait, Fenris isn't a stoned womba...
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Posted 5th November 2011 at 07:10 PM by SmartAleq Comments 5
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When I wrote my goodbye letter to Pratchett a bit over a month ago I had no idea I'd be here again so soon on the same sad mission--this time to lay to rest my Elder Cat, Stiggs. I'm in shock and reeling from the one-two punch of losing the two animals I've had the longest. I hope beyond hope that this is the last eulogy I'll need to write for at least a decade.

Stiggs and I were constant companions for over fifteen years. He came to me after I had made the final decision to move...

Posted 22nd September 2011 at 11:41 AM by SmartAleq Comments 5
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On Monday, September 19, Pratchett finally lost his battle with the paralysis. I was in Utah at the time when I got a text that he'd stopped eating and was feeling punky--after some discussion, BFF and Son took him to the vet and it was discovered that he had pretty much lost all ability to void his bladder and he could no longer be manually expressed due to damage done to his genitals by the leaking urine. The verdict was that he could be eked along by heroic measures for maybe a month, but I had...

Posted 2nd April 2010 at 11:14 AM by SmartAleq Comments 1
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I've mentioned a few times that I recently purchased a new car--well, it's an old car, but new to me. It's a 1995 Toyota Camry, dark green with a beige interior, has a lot of miles on it (223K, which is just getting broken in for a Toyota!) but it's been well maintained and is in pretty good shape. Anyway, I don't know about anyone else but I always go through a mental process when I buy a car--first I assess the car according to price and how much major work it's going to need to bring it up to...
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