Elyanna

Cindy fixed him with bored brown eyes and he watched her strawberry flavored lips as she said, “No offense, Clive. You're just too old for me.”
He stared in befuddlement across the table at her. “You're twenty-four.”
She checked her watch. “Well, yeah.”
“I'm twenty-five.”
“You, you know, look older. Um, really old. Twenty-five, twenty-four, it's a big year. Anyway, I've got an appointment. Bye, Clive.”
He mumbled good-bye and trailed her out...

AND OTHER RANDOM ELY CRAP

IT IS FOUR THIRTY IN THE MORNING AND I CAN'T SLEEP RAEG

WELCOME TO RANDOM THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN

IN CAPS LOCK

APPARENTLY SALMON HAVE BITS OF IRON IN THEIR BRAINS THAT ACT LIKE COMPASSES

MY BACK HURTS

EZEKIEL WAS ON SHROOMS

WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER

HELICOPTERS

LEMON JUICE CURES ACNE SCARS

MY BACK REALLY HURTS

I HOPE THAT TEMP AGENCY...

Dear diary,

;_; ;_; ;_;

Hugs and Kisses,
Ely.

Or crunches, really. I finished the Two Hundred Sit-ups program today. Yesss.

I finished up the Two Hundred Squats program today. I made it! Now my quads feel massive.

Soon I will finish up the Two Hundred Sit-Ups program, and in two weeks, the One Hundred Push-ups program.