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Forum: The Box 11th June 2010, 03:53 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 438
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Just a check-in and shit.

Dear Bitches:

Things have gotten beyond shit, but I keep livin' through it, like it was destiny and shit.

This oil spill shit calls for some serious Limey-ass-kickin', and by "Limey". I mean...
Forum: The Box 3rd June 2010, 03:54 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,217
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Severe Delays: I probly shouldn't tell...

Dear Severe Delays:

I probly shouldn't tell you this shit, but right now I am listening to UFO No Place To Run, and the song is Anyday, and I know since you are all about london-calling and shit,...
Forum: The Box 3rd June 2010, 03:40 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,217
Posted By Super Kapowzler
So we made our Friday deadline by Wed. around...

So we made our Friday deadline by Wed. around noon. So my boss emails the client that shit is ready. What do they do? Move the ship-date up 24hrs. Nice. It happens to be the day that my boss...
Forum: The Box 3rd June 2010, 03:27 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,217
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Mombastard: Didn't Jason Borne try and kill...

Mombastard:

Didn't Jason Borne try and kill you? He spared you BECAUSE OF YOUR CHILDREN!! and the future of being able to swim and fish and play on the beach in the Gulf of Mexico which really is...
Forum: The Box 3rd June 2010, 03:23 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,217
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Lungs: Nice that you have a turtle with a...

Lungs:

Nice that you have a turtle with a smile. That gives me hope that at least the trutles are happey about a million gallons of crude oil in the place they live. How many turtles are smiling...
Forum: The Box 3rd June 2010, 03:19 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,217
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Don't you sleep? It should be like 1am and shit...

Don't you sleep? It should be like 1am and shit there, if you were REALLY in Britanica. Probly in Oklahoma and shit, in a 1-bedroom apt. above a BAR, where they smoke and shit wafts up all into...
Forum: The Box 3rd June 2010, 03:05 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,217
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dreawll Dreaaawwlll DREAAAAAAAWWLLL!! You 'PUNA ASSES!!

Dear I am a 'puna assholes:

Both of you.

Want to argue now?
Want to compare my brain to Ms. Universe again?, then tell me about how far Texas is from the oil again, 'Puna smartasses. Put...
Forum: The Box 30th May 2010, 04:16 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 674
Posted By Super Kapowzler
No, see, the cop lives UPSTAIRS. AND HE KNOWS,...

No, see, the cop lives UPSTAIRS.
AND HE KNOWS, 'CUZ WINDOWS ARE OPEN, and his hours rotate and shit. If he hasn't figured it out, he ain't no good at his job.

BUT I STILL GET DELIVERY!!!

But...
Forum: The Box 28th May 2010, 05:50 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 674
Posted By Super Kapowzler
shh....tap....tap....tap

SHHH, bitches! don't be so loud-assed-beligerant down here on the block and shit.
Goons like WHATSTHEIRFINNAMESISWATCHIN' ('member that scene in the Kenoe Reeves show "End of the Earth" or "Last...
Forum: The Box 26th May 2010, 09:22 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,665
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Yes, SD, I am serious. I was wrong to go...

Yes, SD, I am serious. I was wrong to go apeshit. I am sorry to you and everyone else.

WA is right. This isn't a plea to get out of the box, shit, bitches, if I posted somewhere else, I'd never...
Forum: The Box 26th May 2010, 04:14 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,665
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Severe Delays: I called you Severe...

Dear Severe Delays:

I called you Severe Headaches, out of frustration, and though I meant it, I realize that it was unfair of me to do. I am sorry.

Attacking members of this board is not what...
Forum: The Box 25th May 2010, 04:53 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,665
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Elyanna: I called you a name once, with...

Dear Elyanna:

I called you a name once, with malice and intent, and it was all because of alot of other shit that was going on, Sorry to you too, and happy birthday.

Word.
Forum: The Box 25th May 2010, 04:46 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,665
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Radical Edward: Sorry for calling you...

Dear Radical Edward:

Sorry for calling you out and making you the focus of my anger. You and I never seemed to have any words against eachother, and I wish I could take this thread back.

I...
Forum: The Box 24th May 2010, 04:17 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,665
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Dipshit, and by "Dipshit" I mean you, and by "you", I mean Dipshit. Click here if it is YOU. Bitch.

If it seems I am having trouble starting this shit, it is because I am at a loss for words.

"Well, well, well, Bitches, look who's back in town." is always good, since it sets shit up in the right...
Forum: The Box 15th May 2010, 03:19 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 8,075
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Iamwhatever: Whatever. You still...

Dear Iamwhatever:

Whatever.

You still can't dance, bitch. Nor can you put forth a serious argument.

I think when you traipse, you trips over your own foot in your mouth.
Forum: The Box 15th May 2010, 02:41 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 8,075
Posted By Super Kapowzler
WORD UP BITCHES. Just came back from a...

WORD UP BITCHES.

Just came back from a 'flashy, cruise in the '58, and thought I SMASH YOUR F-IN' EGOs and shit, just for fun, 'cuz me and Big-Hair just got back from an early trip to the bar. ...
Forum: The Box 14th May 2010, 06:52 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 8,075
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Ok, bitches, you used computers against me.

Word up Bitches! and I mean that shit, and I said it!

Hmmmm, and by "Hmmmm", I mean, "Sorry for saying "word to your mother, and I meant that shit" and meant it. I got a mother too, you dumb...
Forum: General Blah Blah 13th May 2010, 05:04 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,677
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Word to your Mother. And I mean that, bitch,...

Word to your Mother.

And I mean that, bitch, and I said it.

Word.
Forum: The Box 13th May 2010, 04:11 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 545
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear INAFJ

INAFJ
c/o Young Republican Club
Tea Bagger Party
GOP

Dear INAFJ:

How are you? I am fine.

I heard you got some real cred today. Way to go. I like how you are all ".org" and shit. Like...
Forum: The Box 13th May 2010, 03:20 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 795
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony
Cell Block H
Jail

Dear Casey Anthony

How are you? I am fine

I saw you this morning on the T&V, and you are starting to look, well, shitty.
What happened to the Casey...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 13th May 2010, 02:52 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,159
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Kawachizetuchui or something, had Philip...

Kawachizetuchui

or something, had Philip Glass' horrible music going the whole time. Good movie though.
Forum: The Box 12th May 2010, 02:44 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 510
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Elvis' Colon

Elvis' Colon
Jungle Room
11 Lonely Street
Graceland


Dear Elvis' Colon

How are you? I am fine.
Forum: Just the Facts 11th May 2010, 04:03 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 464
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Did I lose a shitload of money, or is it still out there, somewhere?

Background:
Once a financial Corp (ING) sent me a thing that said "Open a savings account with $250 and we will give you another $25".

So, I was like, Right-On and shit at 10% bonus!. I did it...
Forum: The Box 11th May 2010, 03:22 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 627
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear NASA, you Dumb F-in' Poindexters: A lesson fer ya'lls.

Dear NASA:

How are you? I am fine.

I saw you on the interwebs and shit, today.

Did you lose access to dictionary.com thru budget cuts?

Have you been watching the show with Maximillian...
Forum: The Box 9th May 2010, 04:40 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,007
Posted By Super Kapowzler
Dear Pakistan Taliban

Dear Pakistani Taliban Dudes:

How are you? I am fine. It is nice here, and shit.

I saw you in the news the other day, when I was getting high on marijuana, and drinking Budweiser, after 30...
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