Dreawll Dreaaawwlll DREAAAAAAAWWLLL!! You 'PUNA ASSES!!

[Super Kapowzler]

Dear I am a 'puna assholes:

Both of you.

Want to argue now?
Want to compare my brain to Ms. Universe again?, then tell me about how far Texas is from the oil again, 'Puna smartasses. Put that shit in Nautical Miles, will you, not Km or Statute Miles, we are going to argue on exacts and shit. Tell me. please, you sorry-assed bitches, and by bitches, well, I'd write something inflammitory and shit, but I ain't got the time. Just go fuck yourselves.

Tell me again how I am wrong. I dare you fuckers. I really want to see you type some text that will magically make you seem smarter than I.

Waiting.......

Anyone want to ask me if I use jet fuel (no) or gasoline (yes to drive a 35mpg car two miles to work everyday.)

Waiting.....

And Tony Hayward, you should be in jail, for life, alongside Madoff.
Anyone of you pukes want to bring an arguement about "less Government is good for buisiness and expansions and shit." I am here, waiting.



Bring it on, smartguy. Please. I dare you.

[severe delays]

Originally Posted by Super Kapowzler

I really want to see you type some text that will magically make you seem smarter than I.

Done and done.

[Lungfish]

2 + 2 = 4. Hey, Are your parents siblings?

[Super Kapowzler]

Originally Posted by severe delays

Done and done.

Don't you sleep? It should be like 1am and shit there, if you were REALLY in Britanica. Probly in Oklahoma and shit, in a 1-bedroom apt. above a BAR, where they smoke and shit wafts up all into your bedsheets. Don't test me SD, this is real serious shit.

[Mbossa]

Hey SK, do you use jet fuel or gasoline?

[Super Kapowzler]

Lungs:

Nice that you have a turtle with a smile. That gives me hope that at least the trutles are happey about a million gallons of crude oil in the place they live. How many turtles are smiling in the Gulf right now? I will bet on ZERO.

But then again, you are the smartguys with the answers.

[severe delays]

Originally Posted by Super Kapowzler

Don't you sleep? It should be like 1am and shit there, if you were REALLY in Britanica. Probly in Oklahoma and shit, in a 1-bedroom apt. above a BAR, where they smoke and shit wafts up all into your bedsheets. Don't test me SD, this is real serious shit.

Oh come ON. You left yourself wide open for that one.

I do sleep but I also work shifts. It's nearing half past midnight. I'm thinking about going to bed soon.

So what's going on? Why are you so testy this evening? You're cycling all the wrong way again.

[Super Kapowzler]

Mombastard:

Didn't Jason Borne try and kill you? He spared you BECAUSE OF YOUR CHILDREN!! and the future of being able to swim and fish and play on the beach in the Gulf of Mexico which really is the Gulf of the Southern Central United States and shit. Bitch.

How can you laugh at destruction like this?

[Mbossa]

Don't worry, nobody's laughing about the oil spill. We're all just laughing at you.

[Lungfish]

Que Pasa? Your mamma won't have sex with you tonight, SK?

[Super Kapowzler]

Originally Posted by severe delays

Oh

So what's going on? Why are you so testy this evening? You're cycling all the wrong way again.

So we made our Friday deadline by Wed. around noon. So my boss emails the client that shit is ready. What do they do? Move the ship-date up 24hrs. Nice. It happens to be the day that my boss goes golfing like it is church and shit. Then of course, the truck never shows up.

Then the company President comes in, to talk about the fine job I did, a job that I cancelled my yearly vacation, a vacation I have taken since DAY 1 of hire, and says the next project is a go, and we will be shipping between 30 and 75 a week- every Monday for the next 6 weeks and that is good because it will just end before another contract of 300 starts Aug 1.

And I look at him. With eyes that had to take the remaining 3 days in DECEMBER, A MONTH WITH 8 HOURS OF DAYLIGHT AND -30 TEMPS AND -60 WINDCHILL..so I can sit in my apartment and look out at a frozen wasteland...eyes.

What good is 3 weeks of vacation when I can't get away?


And what about that oilspill and shit?
Anyways, just ventin' and shit.

Word.

[severe delays]

That sucks. Any chance of a really cheap trip somewhere warm and sunny in December? If not you can sit in your apartment and look out at a frozen wasteland and celebrate my birthday if it helps.

The oil is awful. Though I admit to being glad it's happening over thataway and not in the North Sea. Something of that magnitude would hit the coastlines of Britain and Norway straight away and wipe out a ton of wildlife. I hope they get this mess cleaned up soon.

[Super Kapowzler]

Dear Severe Delays:

I probly shouldn't tell you this shit, but right now I am listening to UFO No Place To Run, and the song is Anyday, and I know since you are all about london-calling and shit, you know this tune.

UFO Rocks.
Get some sleep.

[severe delays]

You know what? I dont' think I know it. Put a youtube link up and I'll check it out tomorrow.

G'night.