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Forum: The Box 19th July 2018, 05:50 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 677
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Oh, I do like trains.

Oh, I do like trains.
Forum: The Ultimate Megapoll Forum 27th February 2017, 09:22 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 846
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
if this was "rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock"...

if this was "rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock" then I would vote for it.
Forum: Discourse About You! 16th January 2016, 09:34 AM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,643
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
It's a trap!

It's a trap!
Forum: General Blah Blah 9th September 2015, 09:10 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,279
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Excuse me, but I do not have Asperger's Syndrome....

Excuse me, but I do not have Asperger's Syndrome. I should know; my mother had me tested. What the tests did reveal, incidentally, is a predilection towards Social-Emotional Agnosia, with a...
Forum: Getting Started 4th March 2014, 08:24 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 721
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Yes! Let's just throw those pesky rules out the...

Yes! Let's just throw those pesky rules out the window! And while we're at it, we can all strip naked and dance around bonfires in the streets. Because what you're suggesting is complete anarchy!
Forum: General Blah Blah 6th November 2013, 08:38 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,913
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
I'm not crazy. My mom had me tested.

I'm not crazy. My mom had me tested.
Forum: The Dungeon 9th July 2013, 08:21 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 7,415
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
yes, he's pretty cool. aside from Big Bang...

yes, he's pretty cool. aside from Big Bang Theory, i have him in my circles in Google+.[/QUOTE]

Wil Wheaton is the epitome of evil. He uses mind tricks to get his way.

And he's not above...
Forum: The Pit 6th April 2013, 09:04 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,553
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Fine. (Ahem) I'm sorry for what I said....

Fine.

(Ahem) I'm sorry for what I said. Thank you for letting me out.
Forum: The Pit 6th April 2013, 09:02 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,553
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
No...

No...
Forum: The Pit 6th April 2013, 09:01 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,553
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
But Mother! I did nothing wrong! I refuse to...

But Mother! I did nothing wrong! I refuse to apologize for being treated that way!
Forum: The Pit 6th April 2013, 08:57 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,553
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Mother, they threw me into that Box! I would...

Mother, they threw me into that Box! I would hardly consider them to be "friends."

Friends don't treat each other in that fashion!
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th April 2013, 04:02 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,151
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
My condolences to your loss. May I offer you a...

My condolences to your loss. May I offer you a hot beverage?

On a personal note: your second link reminded me of the time I made a sever lapse of judgement which resulted in losing my prized copy...
Forum: General Blah Blah 10th March 2013, 05:21 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 730
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Did her mom have her tested, too?

Did her mom have her tested, too?
Forum: The Ultimate Megapoll Forum 28th January 2013, 09:04 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,049
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
It may or may not interest you to know that...

It may or may not interest you to know that you're choosing a show that glorifies a troupe of awkward, social miscreants over a show that is based on a series of high fantasy novels, when in fact the...
Forum: General Blah Blah 26th October 2012, 08:29 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,324
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Oh, no, it's much better when cut up and mixed...

Oh, no, it's much better when cut up and mixed with noodles in spaghetti sauce.

It's what my mom calls "a real Italian treat."
Forum: Getting Started 26th October 2012, 08:25 AM
Replies: 211
Views: 19,791
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Excuse me, but "sigh" is not a word in Latin. The...

Excuse me, but "sigh" is not a word in Latin. The closest approximation would be plangite, which is Latin for "lament."

And I was done with Latin by the fifth grade.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 15th September 2012, 10:52 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 31,277
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Yes. "Secret." Right....

Yes. "Secret." Right. (http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/kaley_cuoco/kaley_cuoco_ass_legs_cat_fight_big_bang_theory_SQbbG85.sized.jpg)[/QUOTE]

Now hold on just a minute.

Are you to tell me...
Forum: Getting Started 14th August 2012, 09:29 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 12,450
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
You're not supposed to scream after saying that. ...

You're not supposed to scream after saying that.

Here, let me demonstrate: It's a trap!
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 5th May 2012, 09:12 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 12,297
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Huevos rancheros was traditionally served to the...

Huevos rancheros was traditionally served to the farm workers as a light meal before dawn, followed by a larger breakfast that was served mid-morning. It's basic composition was fried eggs served...
Forum: General Blah Blah 19th March 2012, 04:14 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 7,817
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
IT'S A TRAP!

IT'S A TRAP!
Forum: General Blah Blah 11th January 2012, 08:00 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 17,886
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Sock or troll. Hmm. As you all know, I am...

Sock or troll. Hmm.

As you all know, I am supremely knowledgeable of many Internet memes. However, this "sock" classification confounds me: how does a common hosiery qualify as being either in the...
Forum: The Pit 15th December 2011, 01:27 PM
Replies: 893
Views: 75,993
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Now that makes no sense. How can he be me, when...

Now that makes no sense. How can he be me, when in fact I'm me?


I don't think it's appropriate to use this kind of language. Even if your application is theoretical, which does appeal to me on a...
Forum: Discourse About You! 5th December 2011, 07:50 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 19,702
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Now wait just a minute! That song is a song...

Now wait just a minute!

That song is a song that's very near and dear to me. It's the song my mee-maw sang to me when I was sad and hurt, which was most of the time while I was growing up. And how...
Forum: General Blah Blah 10th November 2011, 07:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,025
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
Fascinating. What about exploring the...

Fascinating.

What about exploring the concept of identical selves with married spouses existing in multiple universes within the confines of your own living quarters? Do you think the judge will...
Forum: The Pit 4th November 2011, 08:34 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 3,662
Posted By Sheldon Cooper
She's from the UK, right? The United Kingdom...

She's from the UK, right? The United Kingdom Section 83 parenthesis 1 of the Railways Act 1993 defines "train" as follows:

a) two or more items of rolling stock coupled together, at least one...
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