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Forum: Arts and Entertainment 24th September 2012, 02:21 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,100
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Shine On You Crazy Diamond. But probably only...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond. But probably only because earlier today I was in a shop where they were playing Pink Floyd.
Forum: The Pit 22nd September 2012, 02:35 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 17,800
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
You've never been to the Dope, have you?

You've never been to the Dope, have you?
Forum: The Pit 22nd September 2012, 02:27 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 17,800
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
eBay doesn't let women auction off their...

eBay doesn't let women auction off their virginity anymore, either.
Forum: The Pit 22nd September 2012, 12:13 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 17,800
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Is it a secret? Do tell. :wow:

Is it a secret? Do tell. :wow:
Forum: The Pit 22nd September 2012, 12:09 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 17,800
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
The doodling pentagrams with blood didn't do it...

The doodling pentagrams with blood didn't do it for you?

Wow, tough crowd.[/QUOTE]

Nah. For that one I did my "...right, so the voices from the fluorescent lights told you your dog won't eat...
Forum: The Pit 22nd September 2012, 11:51 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 17,800
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
This thread has allowed me to practise some of my...

This thread has allowed me to practise some of my lesser-used facial expressions, which was nice. Although I still haven't made it as far as my "...you breastfeed your cat??" - expression, which I've...
Forum: General Blah Blah 18th September 2012, 04:29 PM
Replies: 287
Views: 29,245
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
I've been headhunted. I was offered a job today...

I've been headhunted. I was offered a job today which I didn't apply for, and I really don't know if I want it. I did apply for another job, I'm expecting a reply this week, and I'm not sure if I...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 17th September 2012, 03:33 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,842
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Dude. I'll sell you a pony. You can paint it...

Dude. I'll sell you a pony. You can paint it yourself.
Forum: Discourse About You! 16th September 2012, 05:38 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,110
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Yeah, a kid size helmet would probably be ok.

Yeah, a kid size helmet would probably be ok.
Forum: Discourse About You! 16th September 2012, 04:56 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,110
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Give it a satchel of pamphlets and it could...

Give it a satchel of pamphlets and it could replace Jehovahs Witnesses.[/QUOTE]

I should think it would be vastly preferable to Jehovah's Witnesses, much quicker and less painful, but I can't...
Forum: Discourse About You! 16th September 2012, 01:36 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,110
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
I couldn't care less about hoop snakes. He says...

I couldn't care less about hoop snakes. He says there's a snake that

That is all kinds of awesome. :wow: Does it knock by banging its head on the door? (Wasn't that a Far Side cartoon?) What...
Forum: General Blah Blah 15th September 2012, 12:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,053
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
I'm sorry. :( I hope the fight goes well for...

I'm sorry. :(

I hope the fight goes well for your shooting buddy, and that he will be around for a long time yet.
Forum: General Blah Blah 15th September 2012, 11:50 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 874
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Thank you all. She was a remarkable lady, smart...

Thank you all. She was a remarkable lady, smart and funny, younger than her years, well travelled and always up for more adventures.

I used to take her horse riding. Arthritic joints and...
Forum: General Blah Blah 15th September 2012, 09:33 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 874
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
My friend just died

and I am sad.

She was in her eighties, and she was my surrogate grandmother and good friend for many years. When she was diagnosed with cancer last year the doctors told her she had one or two...
Forum: The Pit 15th September 2012, 08:20 AM
Replies: 224
Views: 40,210
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
One of my old bosses once killed a client for...

One of my old bosses once killed a client for badmouthing his business.

At least, that is how I tell the story now. In reality, the client got so worked up shouting at my boss (who remained calm...
Forum: General Blah Blah 9th September 2012, 05:00 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,304
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Years ago, one of our drunken student parties was...

Years ago, one of our drunken student parties was gatecrashed by some middle aged guys and a woman called Laura. She had brought her guitar, and sang a bunch of songs we had never heard. The guys...
Forum: The Pit 6th September 2012, 02:31 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,075
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Where do you people recruit your jurors from,...

Where do you people recruit your jurors from, exactly? :astonished:
Forum: General Blah Blah 6th September 2012, 02:28 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,596
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Nope. But it sounds like you're this close to...

Nope. But it sounds like you're this close to making the most important discovery for people with cat allergies since the invention of antihistamines.

And I know a whole bunch of people who would...
Forum: General Blah Blah 6th September 2012, 10:06 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 10,274
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
I had a physiology lecturer who was fond of...

I had a physiology lecturer who was fond of pointing out that testosterone should be pronounced TEST-o-STER-one, like the other sterones.
Forum: Getting Started 5th September 2012, 12:12 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,786
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
I call shenanigans, there is no way anyone could...

I call shenanigans, there is no way anyone could sleep like that....
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th September 2012, 09:48 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,903
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Headless horseman, you're doing it wrong.

Headless horseman, you're doing it wrong.
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd September 2012, 03:46 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,958
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Is that actually food? I wouldn't eat it... and...

Is that actually food? I wouldn't eat it... and I'm known for sometimes eating my fish-bait....[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's cured herring decorated with boiled eggs and chopped vegetables. Apparently, it's...
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd September 2012, 03:33 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 7,516
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Well, since you ask: Usually because one...

Well, since you ask:

Usually because one testicle is undescended, and you persuade a dodgy vet to remove the scrotal testicle, since a horse with one testicle up and one down is unsellable. It's...
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd September 2012, 08:57 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,958
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Norway used this version...

Norway used this version (http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fil:Norge-Unionsflagg-1844.svg), and nobody was particularly happy about it. People used to call it the herring salad, because that's what it...
Forum: General Blah Blah 2nd September 2012, 04:51 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,958
Posted By harsh_but_unfair
Ironically, I have, since a lot of people think...

Ironically, I have, since a lot of people think Norwegian and Swedish are interchangeable terms* for some reason. I love the Swedish chef though, so I usually take the opportunity to claim him for...
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