I pit Suckapunch for being a passive-aggressive cunt - Page 3

mothedrine · #**101** 22nd September 2012, 07:56 AM

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hey jeff is stupd

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jeff is so repetitive gosh

wot

But Jeff is so stupid. At least I never say it the same way twice and I use considerably more imagination in expressing myself than what you seem capable of.

I imagine you sitting at a computer with one of those word salad programs - one with a limited vocabulary at that - and a speech impediment.

mothedrine · #**102** 22nd September 2012, 07:58 AM

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I've always had pretty mixed feeling about this sort of thing. When I was a true believer I would have been too scared to screw with it. Now I have more of a Zen attitude in that I both believe and disbelieve, neither believe nor disbelieve and hold all of the former beliefs equally and simultaneously.

That's about where I am, I haven't been practicing since I had a bad experience with some new age goddess flakes that wound up being busted for prostitution. I've had experiences with the GD, the OTO, Dianic Wicca, Druidism, and old fashioned catch as catch can Paganism, but nothing's reallyl done it for me. Except Discordianism. I'm still an episkopos.

I did have a couple of bona fide "experiences" but I can't really rule out other factors or coincidence.

KidVermicious · #**103** 22nd September 2012, 08:11 AM

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I imagine you sitting at a computer with one of those word salad programs - one with a limited vocabulary at that - and a speech impediment.

I think we've already established that your imagination and the rest of the world have nothing in common.

Off your rocker, I say.

Jeff · #**104** 22nd September 2012, 08:33 AM

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But Jeff is so stupid. At least I never say it the same way twice and I use considerably more imagination in expressing myself than what you seem capable of.

I imagine you sitting at a computer with one of those word salad programs - one with a limited vocabulary at that - and a speech impediment.

TRUTHTUB DISAGREES WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT. THANK YOU TRUTHTUB.

mothedrine · #**105** 22nd September 2012, 08:45 AM

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I imagine you sitting at a computer with one of those word salad programs - one with a limited vocabulary at that - and a speech impediment.

I think we've already established that your imagination and the rest of the world have nothing in common.

Off your rocker, I say.

Yeah, whatever.

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But Jeff is so stupid. At least I never say it the same way twice and I use considerably more imagination in expressing myself than what you seem capable of.

I imagine you sitting at a computer with one of those word salad programs - one with a limited vocabulary at that - and a speech impediment.

TRUTHTUB DISAGREES WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT. THANK YOU TRUTHTUB.

And just how tedious can Jeff be? IDK. I'm sure he will be happy to demonstrate.

Over.

And over.

And over . . . .

Jeff · #**106** 22nd September 2012, 08:57 AM

It's the Jag-Darmund effect. Neither of us is willing to disengage due to the sneaking suspicion that we'd need to chew off our own arm in order to break free.

This board is the Bluejohn Canyon of my life, and you are my 800lb rock and I told no one of my travel plans, so I guess I'm hosed. Soon I'll have to start drinking my own urine.

mothedrine · #**107** 22nd September 2012, 09:02 AM

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It's the Jag-Darmund effect. Neither of us is willing to disengage due to the sneaking suspicion that we'd need to chew off our own arm in order to break free.

This board is the Bluejohn Canyon of my life, and you are my 800lb rock and I told no one of my travel plans, so I guess I'm hosed. Soon I'll have to start drinking my own urine.

And I suppose given your pretzel logic, you think I'm to blame for that, hmmm?

Well, either way, it sucks to be you.

KidVermicious · #**108** 22nd September 2012, 09:07 AM

GNAW JEFF GNAW FOR YOUR LIFE

McNutty · #**109** 22nd September 2012, 09:20 AM

Look I'm not bragging I just have way bigger hard drives than everyone else.

mothedrine · #**110** 22nd September 2012, 09:24 AM

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Look I'm not bragging I just have way bigger hard drives than everyone else.

At my last count, 30-40T that's actually in service.

Dudley · #**111** 22nd September 2012, 09:26 AM

On SNAP, Nutty!

Dudley · #**112** 22nd September 2012, 09:29 AM

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Just so he could see a pic of it and give the whole scene an added sense of reality.

Still weird. The electronics in my home would make you feel wholly inadequate, I assure you. But it matters not, because I'm still a douchebag.

mothedrine · #**113** 22nd September 2012, 09:30 AM

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Just so he could see a pic of it and give the whole scene an added sense of reality.

Still weird. The electronics in my home would make you feel wholly inadequate, I assure you. But it matters not, because I'm still a douchebag.

I don't mind feeling inadequate. I'm a geek first and competitive second. Also, I'd very much like to pick your brains on LED backlight LCD displays.

Jeff · #**114** 22nd September 2012, 09:45 AM

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Look I'm not bragging I just have way bigger hard drives than everyone else.

That's not a hard drive, that's a block of cheese with a USB port jammed into the side.

Jeff · #**115** 22nd September 2012, 09:51 AM

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i don't understand how any of this is relevant to my mental illnesses or devil worship please explain grrr you are so stupid

gnaw gnaw gnaw

mothedrine · #**116** 22nd September 2012, 09:54 AM

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i don't understand how any of this is relevant to my mental illnesses or devil worship please explain grrr you are so stupid

gnaw gnaw gnaw

Oh geez. Making up quotes Jeff? Am I going to have to hold your hand when you go potty next?

Jeff · #**117** 22nd September 2012, 10:11 AM

OH NOES I APPEAR IMMATURE IN MOTHEDRINES EYES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jeff · #**118** 22nd September 2012, 10:12 AM

ALL MY HARD WORK TO THE CONTRARY, GONE GONE GONE

Salambo · #**119** 22nd September 2012, 10:13 AM

After this thread, I peemed sucka and apologized. Holy shit.

mothedrine · #**120** 22nd September 2012, 10:14 AM

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OH NOES I APPEAR IMMATURE IN MOTHEDRINES EYES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ALL MY HARD WORK TO THE CONTRARY, GONE GONE GONE

Yawn.

Kat · #**121** 22nd September 2012, 10:15 AM

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Look I'm not bragging I just have way bigger hard drives than everyone else.

That's not a hard drive, that's a block of cheese with a USB port jammed into the side.

Cheese is yummy. But that USB port's going to chip someone's tooth.

Jeff · #**122** 22nd September 2012, 10:18 AM

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Yawn.

I AM SORRY I HAVE NO LINKS TO MY TV SPECS TO DAZZLE YOU WITH SORRY

NO MEDICATIONS EITHER SORRY

NO DEVIL WORSHIPPING RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCES EITHER SORRY

wow i am boring sorry

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That's not a hard drive, that's a block of cheese with a USB port jammed into the side.

Cheese is yummy. But that USB port's going to chip someone's tooth.

That's okay, he doesn't really chew. Its like watching a boa constrictor eat a whole goat.

mothedrine · #**123** 22nd September 2012, 10:20 AM

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Yawn.

I AM SORRY I HAVE NO LINKS TO MY TV SPECS TO DAZZLE YOU WITH SORRY

NO MEDICATIONS EITHER SORRY

NO DEVIL WORSHIPPING RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCES EITHER SORRY

wow i am boring sorry

You are what you are.

SmartAleq · #**124** 22nd September 2012, 10:40 AM

Oh my.

Khampelf · #**125** 22nd September 2012, 10:52 AM

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Oh my.

The Fuq? That link filled up my screen with wingdings.

Salambo · #**126** 22nd September 2012, 10:54 AM

My screen was already filled up with windings.

SmartAleq · #**127** 22nd September 2012, 11:01 AM

Sorry, this better?

Jeff · #**128** 22nd September 2012, 11:03 AM

Shit, I thought the wingdings were some weird geek code that I didn't understand. It seemed infinitely more interesting that way.

Jaglavak · #**129** 22nd September 2012, 11:03 AM

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Oh please bitch. You're going to try to use my psychiatric conditions against me?

Dude, you dragged suckapunch down to here over nothing, and now you think you want to get your bloomers in a wad over nothing? That's bullshit. You started it and now you'll take your lumps just like anybody else.

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It's the Jag-Darmund effect. Neither of us is willing to disengage due to the sneaking suspicion that we'd need to chew off our own arm in order to break free.

HEY! THAT WAS QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT CHOCK FULL OF WITTY REPARTE AND VICIOUS KNIFE FIGHTS. Sorta.

mothedrine · #**130** 22nd September 2012, 11:05 AM

That pic has to be revised. Supposedly Jeff is in the process of gnawing one of his arms off.

mothedrine · #**131** 22nd September 2012, 11:06 AM

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Oh please bitch. You're going to try to use my psychiatric conditions against me?

Dude, you dragged suckapunch down to here over nothing, and now you think you want to get your bloomers in a wad over nothing? That's bullshit. You started it and now you'll take your lumps just like anybody else.

Yeah, yeah, been there, done that.

KidVermicious · #**132** 22nd September 2012, 11:09 AM

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After this thread, I peemed sucka and apologized. Holy shit.

You'd better apologize. Look what you did.

eleanorigby · #**133** 22nd September 2012, 11:10 AM

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Thanks ER, as long as you realize that your opinion is worth precisely as much as mine - not an iota more or less - unless of course you would care to debate that proposition.

Well, I'm glad we cleared THAT up.

Khampelf · #**134** 22nd September 2012, 11:12 AM

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Sorry, this better?

Yes, that one made me laugh.

harsh_but_unfair · #**135** 22nd September 2012, 11:51 AM

This thread has allowed me to practise some of my lesser-used facial expressions, which was nice. Although I still haven't made it as far as my "...you breastfeed your cat??" - expression, which I've only ever had to use once, so maybe you could keep going for another couple of pages, I'm sure we'll get there.

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I haven't had any caffeine yet, so I kept reading that as TRUTHTUB.

Me too. And I think I preferred it that way.

KidVermicious · #**136** 22nd September 2012, 11:56 AM

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Although I still haven't made it as far as my "...you breastfeed your cat??" - expression,

The doodling pentagrams with blood didn't do it for you?

Wow, tough crowd.

mothedrine · #**137** 22nd September 2012, 11:57 AM

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This thread has allowed me to practise some of my lesser-used facial expressions, which was nice. Although I still haven't made it as far as my "...you breastfeed your cat??" - expression, which I've only ever had to use once, so maybe you could keep going for another couple of pages, I'm sure we'll get there.

For that you're going to need someone who is truly certifiable. And despite all of the poseurs who lay claim to that weighty mantle, alas, I'm afraid I'm the only one here who actually qualifies and I can't really do it by myself. Well, maybe I could, but it wouldn't be any fun.

mothedrine · #**138** 22nd September 2012, 11:58 AM

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Although I still haven't made it as far as my "...you breastfeed your cat??" - expression,

The doodling pentagrams with blood didn't do it for you?

Wow, tough crowd.

Sigils you moron. Not pentagrams. How gauche.

harsh_but_unfair · #**139** 22nd September 2012, 12:09 PM

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Although I still haven't made it as far as my "...you breastfeed your cat??" - expression,

The doodling pentagrams with blood didn't do it for you?

Wow, tough crowd.

Nah. For that one I did my "...right, so the voices from the fluorescent lights told you your dog won't eat because your neighbours are controlling its mind?" - face. Looks a bit like this one

but with slightly flared nostrils.

mothedrine · #**140** 22nd September 2012, 12:11 PM

I didn't tell you how I get the blood.

harsh_but_unfair · #**141** 22nd September 2012, 12:13 PM

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I didn't tell you how I get the blood.

Is it a secret? Do tell.

mothedrine · #**142** 22nd September 2012, 12:15 PM

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I didn't tell you how I get the blood.

Is it a secret? Do tell.

Mmmmm, I dunno. I think I've had enough fun for today.

Kat · #**143** 22nd September 2012, 12:18 PM

You get it on eBay, don't you?

mothedrine · #**144** 22nd September 2012, 12:22 PM

Pftt! Of course not.

I'm pretty sure that would be illegal anyway.

SmartAleq · #**145** 22nd September 2012, 12:53 PM

eBay does not allow trafficking in human body parts, nor does it allow you to auction imaginary things. This stems from a long ago attempt to auction off an immortal soul.

mothedrine · #**146** 22nd September 2012, 12:58 PM

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eBay does not allow trafficking in human body parts, nor does it allow you to auction imaginary things. This stems from a long ago attempt to auction off an immortal soul.

But buying and selling so called "virtual goods" that you get in games like World of Warcraft is perfectly fine.

Blatant discrimination if you ask me.

edit: not in ebay probably, but other venues.

Pere · #**147** 22nd September 2012, 01:30 PM

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But buying and selling so called "virtual goods" that you get in games like World of Warcraft is perfectly fine.

Hey, that's just code--not really any different than selling software downloads, or digital music or texts, is it?

mothedrine · #**148** 22nd September 2012, 01:35 PM

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But buying and selling so called "virtual goods" that you get in games like World of Warcraft is perfectly fine.

Hey, that's just code--not really any different than selling software downloads, or digital music or texts, is it?

Fine. Cite your "laws" and your "statutes."

I answer to a lower power.

eleanorigby · #**149** 22nd September 2012, 02:06 PM

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eBay does not allow trafficking in human body parts, nor does it allow you to auction imaginary things. This stems from a long ago attempt to auction off an immortal soul.

[aside] Goodness, the things you know![/aside]

harsh_but_unfair · #**150** 22nd September 2012, 02:27 PM

eBay doesn't let women auction off their virginity anymore, either.