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Forum: Discourse About You! 6th May 2025, 03:53 AM
Replies: 545
Views: 24,352
Posted By Slate
One of the last board bigots.[/QUOTE] At...

One of the last board bigots.[/QUOTE]

At first I thought, oh no, not...oh, Lumpy. I was thinking of Burpy. Say, where is Burpy? It's been awhile since I heard them rip one.
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th April 2025, 08:26 AM
Replies: 545
Views: 24,352
Posted By Slate
Degenerate Unobtanium.

Degenerate Unobtanium.
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th April 2025, 05:02 AM
Replies: 545
Views: 24,352
Posted By Slate
Why is the word 'degenerate' almost exclusively...

Why is the word 'degenerate' almost exclusively used to describe gamblers? You never hear about degenerate embezzlers or degenerate arsonists.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 19th April 2025, 06:29 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 194
Posted By Slate
Help me make a playlist for these times

I want to put together a bunch of songs that speak to what's going on right now politically. Any genre, any song, doesn't matter beyond being anti-fascism. Just for old times sake, pretend it's a...
Forum: Discourse About You! 18th April 2025, 02:54 PM
Replies: 545
Views: 24,352
Posted By Slate
Must be an Elmo fanboy. They all burst into tears...

Must be an Elmo fanboy. They all burst into tears whenever anyone dares question the gENiUs Of thE wOrLd!!11!!. Musk is human waster. His little breeding program is one of his lesser sins, by...
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th April 2025, 06:04 AM
Replies: 545
Views: 24,352
Posted By Slate
I went to Dartmouth in 1981. We played them in...

I went to Dartmouth in 1981. We played them in rugby (I went to a state college :flip:) The campus was beautiful.

Say, has anyone joined the durp in the past year or so and become a regularly...
Forum: Discourse About You! 1st April 2025, 05:31 AM
Replies: 545
Views: 24,352
Posted By Slate
People report posts?

People report posts?
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th March 2025, 06:08 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 753
Posted By Slate
77,302,580.

77,302,580.
Forum: Discourse About You! 21st March 2025, 08:26 AM
Replies: 545
Views: 24,352
Posted By Slate
It's weird when a prolific durper just vanishes....

It's weird when a prolific durper just vanishes. I'm thinking of John Mace in this instance, but he might have reappeared for all I know.
Forum: Discourse About You! 12th March 2025, 02:44 AM
Replies: 545
Views: 24,352
Posted By Slate
Egad. So how did this epic romance turn out?

Egad. So how did this epic romance turn out?
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th February 2025, 10:55 AM
Replies: 532
Views: 34,070
Posted By Slate
By any chance are your 'friends' rather hairy,...

By any chance are your 'friends' rather hairy, with a tendency to race from room to room for no apparent reason?
Forum: Discourse About You! 7th January 2025, 04:18 PM
Replies: 532
Views: 34,070
Posted By Slate
I wouldn't be surprised if a mouse was the...

I wouldn't be surprised if a mouse was the culprit.
Forum: Discourse About You! 20th December 2024, 08:19 AM
Replies: 532
Views: 34,070
Posted By Slate
How can anyone vote for Kamala Harris if she...

How can anyone vote for Kamala Harris if she doesn't give them a boner?



That mind-boggling bit of wisdom comes to you from DWMarch in the surprisingly snark-worthy...
Forum: General Blah Blah 30th November 2024, 08:36 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 83
Posted By Slate
Maggot Recipes

Anyone else here like maggot pie? Do you like them better dead or alive?

I'm looking do something new with a couple thousand of them. Maybe some maggot stew?
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 22nd November 2024, 07:40 AM
Replies: 608
Views: 27,181
Posted By Slate
Vance's role in the transition and come January...

Vance's role in the transition and come January is to handhold the scumbags nominated by the criminal rapist through the Senate confirmation hearings.
Forum: Discourse About You! 8th November 2024, 07:16 PM
Replies: 789
Views: 59,666
Posted By Slate
I say this in complete seriousness- I think you...

I say this in complete seriousness- I think you vastly over estimate the number of American voters who are decent people. I think you vastly under estimate the number of American voters who support...
Forum: Discourse About You! 8th November 2024, 06:03 PM
Replies: 789
Views: 59,666
Posted By Slate
Blue state, red state...nahhh. Joe Biden got 81...

Blue state, red state...nahhh. Joe Biden got 81 million votes in 2020 and he was about as exciting as tapioca pudding. I have no doubt that PA, MI, WI, etc will go blue in 2028 because the Criminal...
Forum: Discourse About You! 7th November 2024, 06:42 AM
Replies: 789
Views: 59,666
Posted By Slate
One of the worst aspects of this postmortem...

One of the worst aspects of this postmortem period is hearing from the insufferable assholes enumerate a bunch of bullshit reasons for our loss.

They all need to do a little thought experiment: if...
Forum: Discourse About You! 2nd October 2024, 12:03 PM
Replies: 789
Views: 59,666
Posted By Slate
In a West End town, a dead end world. The East...

In a West End town, a dead end world. The East End boys and West End girls


West End girls.
Forum: Discourse About You! 9th September 2024, 11:40 PM
Replies: 789
Views: 59,666
Posted By Slate
Everyone should know comfort.

Everyone should know comfort.
Forum: Discourse About You! 18th August 2024, 02:34 AM
Replies: 789
Views: 59,666
Posted By Slate
Au contraire, mi amigo. Along with The Greg Kihn...

Au contraire, mi amigo. Along with The Greg Kihn Band, these are contemporary two hit wonders.

Greg Kihn: The Breakup Song, Jeopardy.

Loverboy: Turn Me Loose, Working for the Weekend.

The...
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th August 2024, 02:27 AM
Replies: 789
Views: 59,666
Posted By Slate
I never heard of him before that thread, which...

I never heard of him before that thread, which surprises me, since I'm pretty knowledgeable about music. I can't remember the last time I learned about a singer with several hits that I'd never heard...
Forum: Discourse About You! 11th August 2024, 02:30 AM
Replies: 789
Views: 59,666
Posted By Slate
Watching Judge Judy is one step removed from...

Watching Judge Judy is one step removed from swinging on the chandelier.
Forum: Discourse About You! 6th August 2024, 03:19 AM
Replies: 177
Views: 13,119
Posted By Slate
Thoughts and prayers for the Turkcacio people.

Thoughts and prayers for the Turkcacio people.
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th July 2024, 12:28 PM
Replies: 1,833
Views: 146,673
Posted By Slate
Were you around when the 'nonny' board was still...

Were you around when the 'nonny' board was still going? Getting hate emails from Durp associated dickheads really wouldn't surprise any sane people.
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