How Many Dildos Is Too Many?

[Flying Saucerian]

This would be the group to ask...

[running coach]

Per entry point or total? Receiving or giving? Lions or tigers or bears?

[Sputnik]

Need answer fast?

[C2H5OH]

I don't recall where I read it, but the Texas legislature either passed or introduced a bill (I don't recall if it became law) outlawing owning more than 6 sex toys, so in Texas, at least, the answer would be 7.

[Wolf Larsen]

If they won't all fit on the top rack of your dishwasher for cleaning, that is too many.

[running coach]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

If they won't all fit on the top rack of your dishwasher for cleaning, that is too many.

You're forgetting the bottom rack. If you're into that sort of thing.

[Slate]

77,302,580.

[Diamonds02]

You dirty dirty old men!

[Rat Diva]

Hey now, some of us are dirty dirty old women

[Diamonds02]

[running coach]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

Hey now, some of us are dirty dirty old women

Who else wants to see a rat holding a tiny dildo?

*stands firm for the pummeling*

[Rat Diva]

Don't be silly, I couldn't pummel you with a tiny dildo. The worst I could do is poke you disturbingly in the ankle.

[running coach]

You little tease, you.

[JimNightshade]

Is the answer 42?

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by running coach

You little tease, you.

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[Jaglavak]

Eek!

:: shields eyes ::

I didn't know it was going to be that kind of party.

[running coach]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Eek!

:: shields eyes ::

I didn't know it was going to be that kind of party.

It's about to get worse.

*pulls down other sock*

[Wolf Larsen]

Originally Posted by running coach

It's about to get worse.

*pulls down other sock*

Is it the crusty one?

[running coach]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

Is it the crusty one?

If it was, I wouldn't be able to pull it down.

[claudius]

IMHO you can't be too rich,too thin,or have too many dildos,and Mr. Wolf dildos are a bottom rack item (unless they're glass).

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by running coach

It's about to get worse.

*pulls down other sock*

Dude. They're called Odor Eaters 🫢

[running coach]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

Dude. They're called Odor Eaters 🫢

I stuck cedar shaving in my shoes, what more do you want?

[Metal Years]

Originally Posted by running coach

Per entry point or total? Receiving or giving? Lions or tigers or bears?

Llol, thanks for the chuckle

[Random Precision]

Wouldn't a better question be "How many dildoes is too few?"