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Forum: Discourse About You! 7th January 2016, 02:46 PM
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Posted By Tuco Salamanca
"Something wrong on the internet" trigger set...

"Something wrong on the internet" trigger set off:

It's Samuel R or Chip Delany (no E). As he says himself "Sam" is his father.

Springtime, long term fan.

eta Thanatic spelt it wrong first...
Forum: Discourse About You! 7th January 2016, 01:43 PM
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Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Well, this...

Well, this (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16550484&postcount=1) might help explain things.[/QUOTE]

So, would you say Dhalgren is more complex than Gravity's Rainbow and...
Forum: Discourse About You! 7th January 2016, 08:09 AM
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Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Eh. Honestly, I find the insistence that...

Eh. Honestly, I find the insistence that everyone must know who Lionel Messi is just as durpish. I know who he is, because I occasionally follow soccer. If I didn't, I'd have no idea. He's not...
Forum: Longneck Public Library 7th January 2016, 07:14 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,315
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Amazon Kindle book deals

I don't know if there's enough interest to support a whole thread, but I thought maybe we could alert each other to Kindle deals since I usually find out about them too late.

Today:

The Best...
Forum: Discourse About You! 7th January 2016, 06:48 AM
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Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Even better, from the same post. I guess...

Even better, from the same post.


I guess we know his preferred drink.[/QUOTE]

Hey, some of us like the taste of Mountain Dew.
Forum: Discourse About You! 7th January 2016, 05:21 AM
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Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
I like how he confidently proclaims that his own...

I like how he confidently proclaims that his own purchase of sports jerseys isn't hypocritical. Yeah, because everyone is really good at noticing their own hypocrisy. I'd still like him to explain...
Forum: Discourse About You! 5th January 2016, 07:17 PM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Dangerosa has the answer: just switch schools on...

Dangerosa has the answer: just switch schools on the baseball-liking little bugger, that'll teach what happens if you're not a free-thinking lesbian Doctor Who fan!...
Forum: Discourse About You! 5th January 2016, 11:29 AM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
I can never get the Dope to search for me no...

I can never get the Dope to search for me no matter what I do, but didn't she use to have, like, five kids or something? I could've sworn she'd posted about that before. Or does that sound totally...
Forum: Discourse About You! 5th January 2016, 08:06 AM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
She had to walk home through crack-infested...

She had to walk home through crack-infested neighborhoods where she was regularly beaten up for wearing the wrong brand of jeans. Man, even crackheads are brand-conscious? Man, that's tough.

I do...
Forum: Discourse About You! 4th January 2016, 01:56 PM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
:facepalm:[/QUOTE] You forgot to mention the...

:facepalm:[/QUOTE]

You forgot to mention the best part of the earlier thread:



Holy shit was that guy a parody of himself. I miss him.
Forum: Discourse About You! 4th January 2016, 12:37 PM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
It's time for another round of "Guess the Pompous...

It's time for another round of "Guess the Pompous Ass"!
(http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18985331&postcount=52)
[/QUOTE]

How do you get treated like royalty at Jamestown? The...
Forum: Discourse About You! 4th January 2016, 09:07 AM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Take heart, poor dipshit D'Anconia, because BigT...

Take heart, poor dipshit D'Anconia, because BigT too has suffered the pain of posting something stupid and then someone reminding him later how stupid it was.



Now we have confirmation: it...
Forum: Discourse About You! 3rd January 2016, 09:45 PM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Both scumpup and billfish are derping it up good...

Both scumpup and billfish are derping it up good in the Cliven Bundy pit thread, but I was taken aback by this:



http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18984918&postcount=54
...
Forum: Discourse About You! 3rd January 2016, 03:23 PM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
the_diego loves to try to troll but everyone...

the_diego loves to try to troll but everyone always ignores him. His latest attempt: This glurgey PSA is way better than some gay-themed ad that makes my children the gay...
Forum: Discourse About You! 1st January 2016, 10:02 AM
Replies: 1,105
Views: 143,619
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
It sounds like a fifties Soviet politician to...

It sounds like a fifties Soviet politician to me...[/QUOTE]

Oh, you mean Politburo member Ivan Arsenich Sobolikov? Always had his hands down his pants, that one.
Forum: Longneck Public Library 31st December 2015, 07:35 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,227
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Heh. Anyway, I didn't realize you had a series...

Heh. Anyway, I didn't realize you had a series out. I have a kid right about the right age range so I'll see if he likes them. Tell Mrs. Plumbean to put on her fancy dress because you've got 31 cents...
Forum: Longneck Public Library 30th December 2015, 05:02 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,227
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
omg, I do this! expect for the imaginary scotch...

omg, I do this! expect for the imaginary scotch is imaginary black coffee

I see the library has more than one by her: I'll just go look at them and judge a book by it's cover. :science:[/QUOTE]
...
Forum: Longneck Public Library 30th December 2015, 09:42 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,227
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
For me, the best way to ensure I never read a...

For me, the best way to ensure I never read a book is to buy a physical copy of it. For some reason my brain thinks I'll be able to read it in some mythical future drinking imaginary scotch in my...
Forum: Longneck Public Library 30th December 2015, 06:30 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,227
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Thanks. I've heard a lot of good things about it...

Thanks. I've heard a lot of good things about it but I was worried about having to read another book first. I'll probably check it out from the library when I power through the books I already have....
Forum: Longneck Public Library 30th December 2015, 05:58 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,227
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
I plan on checking this out but I read that it...

I plan on checking this out but I read that it references TH White's "The Goshawk" a bit. Did you feel you need to read that one first?
Forum: Discourse About You! 30th December 2015, 05:37 AM
Replies: 1,072
Views: 153,645
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Pretty sure kambuckta is what an Outback...

Pretty sure kambuckta is what an Outback Steakhouse employee would term a "Sheila." I think she was referring to other drivers rubbernecking, looking at the "pretty girls."
Forum: Discourse About You! 29th December 2015, 11:35 PM
Replies: 1,072
Views: 153,645
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
The rearview mirror calendar is the mother of his...

The rearview mirror calendar is the mother of his children. Show some respect to the poor Hyundai service manager!

The really bizarre part is that davidm had a pretty compelling software-based...
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th December 2015, 10:57 AM
Replies: 1,072
Views: 153,645
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
[emphasis added][/QUOTE] In his defense,...

[emphasis added][/QUOTE]

In his defense, when I was reading his post and came to the phrase "my RL friends" I let out an audible snort of skepticism. The point is, his mom avoids revealing...
Forum: Discourse About You! 18th December 2015, 01:54 PM
Replies: 1,072
Views: 153,645
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
Sometimes she's believed six impossible things...

Sometimes she's believed six impossible things before breakfast.
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th December 2015, 02:54 PM
Replies: 1,072
Views: 153,645
Posted By Tuco Salamanca
This would also explain why she is so cagey in...

This would also explain why she is so cagey in the thread about why she doesn't have paystubs. As we've seen, she's generally not shy about admitting illegal behavior; but no doubt her ex knows she...
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