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Forum: General Blah Blah 19th May 2011, 08:38 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,981
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I only shave 2 or 3 times a week, so I'm usually...

I only shave 2 or 3 times a week, so I'm usually a little scruffy -- strangely enough, in my construction job, workers actually take me more seriously if I look like that than they do if I'm all...
Forum: General Blah Blah 12th April 2011, 12:49 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 18,023
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I don't get queasy easily, with one exception....

I don't get queasy easily, with one exception. Generally speaking, all manner of gross things have no effect on me. I've worked in the past on mould abatement and HVAC cleaning in retaurant kitchens...
Forum: General Blah Blah 18th March 2011, 01:25 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,002
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
This is an oldie, but probably the funniest joke...

This is an oldie, but probably the funniest joke ever:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other, "Hey, I think I've lost my electron!"

The second one says, "Are you sure?"
...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 16th March 2011, 08:44 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 875
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
Blade Runner, of course, was a pretty good movie...

Blade Runner, of course, was a pretty good movie in its original theatrical release, but the Director's Cut made it into one of the finest sci-fi movies ever.
Forum: Photo Safari 16th March 2011, 08:36 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 14,027
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
Spiders like that are why I don't live in...

Spiders like that are why I don't live in Australia. The most nasty creature I've seen around these parts recently was a big-ass jack rabbit that shuffled away as soon as I came within 6 feet of it....
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 14th March 2011, 10:50 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 29,896
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
The space shuttle/airplane rescue sequence in...

The space shuttle/airplane rescue sequence in "Superman Returns" might be the single best action sequence in any movie ever, IMHO. Adding in the "safest way to travel" line and Lois fainting as a nod...
Forum: General Blah Blah 10th March 2011, 06:48 AM
Replies: 138
Views: 17,265
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
That's just retarded. Go to the back of the bus....

That's just retarded. Go to the back of the bus. NOW!
:fist:


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I'll sit my sweet, sweet hiney wherever on the bus I please, ya poo-eating poo-eater!! :p
Forum: General Blah Blah 9th March 2011, 11:41 AM
Replies: 138
Views: 17,265
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I prefer Coke to Pepsi, because Pepsi tastes like...

I prefer Coke to Pepsi, because Pepsi tastes like poo. People who like Pepsi, by extension, are poo-eating poo-eaters. :science:

To be honest, though, I much prefer RC Cola to either Coke or Pepsi.
Forum: General Blah Blah 7th March 2011, 07:53 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,120
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
^ This, completely, utterly and unreservedly. ...

^ This, completely, utterly and unreservedly.

A visit to CircusCircus is a way of reaffirming that no matter now crap your life is, at least you're not picking out the half-chewed Jujubees...
Forum: General Blah Blah 11th February 2011, 11:23 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,866
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I'm about 320 km from the border crossing at...

I'm about 320 km from the border crossing at Sweet Grass, Mt.
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th January 2011, 08:43 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 944
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I'd be fishing it out, cleaning it up and hoping...

I'd be fishing it out, cleaning it up and hoping it wasn't too damp to ruin it. Two hundred bucks is two hundred bucks!

Also, I would probably try to refrain from tenderly kissing the screen for...
Forum: General Blah Blah 7th January 2011, 07:14 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,296
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
Glaring weaknesses in the fossil record?!? I'm...

Glaring weaknesses in the fossil record?!? I'm just an English major and not an evolutionary biologist, but even I can understand just how ludicrous this statement is. And as I understand it, Texas...
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd December 2010, 02:00 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,529
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
Late August for me. We found out after the fact...

Late August for me. We found out after the fact that our date is statistically the warmest, sunniest day of the year in town. Yay!
Forum: General Blah Blah 8th December 2010, 06:59 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 5,881
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I was taking drum lessons when The Muppets were...

I was taking drum lessons when The Muppets were on the air, so naturally my favourite muppet is Animal. I will never forget the episode where Animal had a drum battle with drumming god Buddy Rich --...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 1st December 2010, 01:03 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,698
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
Unless you're planning to pave the entire yard,...

Unless you're planning to pave the entire yard, there's really no such thing as no-maintenance. But you can get to low maintenance without too much grief. Putting down lots of rock, as you are...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 8th November 2010, 11:53 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
Down 2.2 lbs since my last post. Yay! :)

Down 2.2 lbs since my last post. Yay! :)
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 19th October 2010, 09:06 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
Fell off the rails a bit over the last couple...

Fell off the rails a bit over the last couple weeks, between Canadian Thanksgiving (mmmmm.. turkey and stuffing) and a short vacation trip that involved a lot of restaurant food. So I'm up a couple...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 8th October 2010, 09:59 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
After hitting my target at the start of summer...

After hitting my target at the start of summer and more-or-less maintaining at that weight for 3 months, I officially reset my target again in September and am aiming another 10 pounds lower. I have...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 27th July 2010, 06:41 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
You might have something there -- good thought!...

You might have something there -- good thought! I've been right around target for 5 weeks or so now -- the week after I hit my target I gained a bit, then I lost almost 3 lbs the following week, then...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 26th July 2010, 08:18 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
Looking back through my stats on the Lose It!...

Looking back through my stats on the Lose It! app, last week was the 6th consecutive week where I've been at least 500 calories under my weekly budget. Last week I was 2,320 calories under, in fact....
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 20th July 2010, 07:02 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I'm also an owl, so I know what you're going...

I'm also an owl, so I know what you're going through, My current job has me getting to the office between 7:00 and 8:00 am and my production before 10:00 is almost non-extistent, so the earlier I...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 19th July 2010, 11:26 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I find that an endless source of exercise is what...

I find that an endless source of exercise is what I like to call "found exercise." That's pretty much any scenario that gets me moving where I might otherwise not. Things such as riding the...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 18th July 2010, 08:02 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
For me, I found that setting a modest weekly...

For me, I found that setting a modest weekly reduction target allowed me to make small, steady changes that didn't seem like I was depriving myself and setting myself up for a big fall off the wagon....
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 12th July 2010, 09:28 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 22,708
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
I'm coming up on a month now at or around my...

I'm coming up on a month now at or around my target weight. I floated a hair up for a couple weeks there, and then dropped a couple pounds under and have come back to my target as of yesterday....
Forum: The Pit 29th June 2010, 08:31 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,524
Posted By Dread Pirate Jimbo
We severely offended my SIL and her idiot husband...

We severely offended my SIL and her idiot husband last year when we didn't use his incompetent ass to sell our house and they've responded by cutting us completely out of their lives. Now we no...
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